The pulse of the vagina is the highest authority and it don't lie sis... yet here I am 43 and unwillingly single

Typo-MAGAshiv · 2021-07-28T08:35:30+00:00

Thanks for posting, /u/ringseller, but this doesn't fit rule 5. There's no sign she's seeking commitment.

Also, it's kind of all over the place.

NuclearTheology · 2021-07-28T01:10:32+00:00

Those dirty men. Such horn dogs. Always thinking with their dicks.

Oh. WAIT.

lurkerhasarisen · 2021-07-28T01:11:42+00:00

Tingles über alles.

At 43. Yeah... I'm sure that's going to end well. ^/s

ringseller · 2021-07-28T01:14:20+00:00

the pulse of the vagina don't lie sis

I dunno, it seems to have lied about which men to pick for a relationship

DaleGribble692 · 2021-07-28T01:10:04+00:00

I feel like the fundamental flaw of her thinking is that when you base relationships purely on immediate sexual attraction then you miss out on pretty much anything real. Love at first sight relationships very rarely last… more than a night or two.

slipkid223 · 2021-07-28T01:26:08+00:00

The pulse she feels is the Herpes sores flaring up...

Joaquino7997 · 2021-07-28T01:20:06+00:00

Women certainly can tell other women some really dumb shit when it comes to dating advice. And those women are too dumb to know they're being duped.

So much for being strong and independent.

Land_of_the_Losers · 2021-07-28T01:04:54+00:00

You don't sound particularly bright or useful, miss.

NuclearTheology · 2021-07-28T01:11:46+00:00

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thefudmaster · 2021-07-28T01:26:57+00:00

Is the bottom right photo post money shot?

Corn_in_your_pussy · 2021-07-28T04:31:19+00:00

We need to kill this lie:

"Men only think with their dicks."

Horseshit. Men enjoy using their dicks but we - as evidenced by the fucking world we made - think with our brains.

Men don't implode relationships for sex. Men don't base our value off of sex. Men don't judge other men based on the sex they have or don't have.

Men aren't the sex crazed members of the species.

Look at who you see constantly trying to promote their sexuality. It's women. Women base their worth on who fucks them - it's all over TikTok (🤢), all over Instagram, all over EVERYWHERE - the fact cannot be escaped. Women derive their worth from the sexual attention they get.

It's a lie of the modern age that we've been fed, that men only care about sex... And it comes from women who only see men as sex and wallets. Next time a woman starts that shit, look at her closely and you'll see a woman who only engages with men for sex and sexual attention. It's projection because the reality is that men, largely, have better fucking things to do.

Women think because we want them, that we need them. They think that because we're willing to take the pussy that it's all we care about. As the first sage wisely said:

"Pussy's not all I want, unless that's all you got."

Patrice O'Neal

Women can kick rocks.

Overkillengine · 2021-07-28T01:43:02+00:00

Believing in Magic Vagina Powers seems to have been working out so well for her. She should keep doing that, surely it will work out this time.

Disciple_Of_Cheesus · 2021-07-28T03:28:42+00:00

If you listen carefully, even women will tell you that marriage is bullshit. The only reason that they want it is so that they can secure their futures at someone else's expense.

It's a racket, plain and simple.

TheSigilStone · 2021-07-28T03:34:35+00:00

Here we see a wild specimen roaming around the terrains of the internet. This particular species is commonly found around North America and Western Europe. The female subject in question is 'peacocking' to find a suitable mate, but it seems that she isn't sufficiently equipped to find one. It would also seem that she is embarrassing herself in front of every guy that is worth a damn. Since this is the case, she will cohabitate with dogs and cats in an effort to cope with the fact that no suitable mate will settle down with her.

Sid_Insidious · 2021-07-28T03:41:32+00:00

Those fake "wedding photographer" glam shots with the painfully fake smile are SO cringe.

this_feeling · 2021-07-28T01:16:23+00:00

men sacrifice themselves everyday getting near vaginas, theyre like black holes we dont know whats in there. i dont wanna get sucked in

GoodApollo506 · 2021-07-28T02:30:28+00:00

Wow….what a catch!

Too bad for her that her ticket to ride the cock carousel seems to have expired WELL over a decade ago.

VirginWizard69 · 2021-07-28T03:21:46+00:00

What does "pulse of the vagina" even mean?

DillonTheFatUglyMale · 2021-07-28T02:43:58+00:00

I dont get it

SsoulBlade · 2021-07-28T06:34:10+00:00

She wasn't bestowed with the self awareness gene?

Natriumzyanid · 2021-07-28T01:45:39+00:00

Her psycho "Iamnotafraid-Idontwanttocry-Iamnothysterical" selfmantralook is scary

BigSteve82 · 2021-07-28T05:25:34+00:00

She looks like she’s taken a load in the face in that last pic.

MrHistoryLesson · 2021-07-28T07:35:38+00:00

Her posting this garbage: "Tah hihihihihihi".

What she thinks others think: "Tah hihihihihi".

What others really think: "I'd feel bad for the hoe, but a lifetime of stupid decisions can't be blamed on anyone but her".

PizzaSparks · 2021-07-28T07:46:54+00:00

What do you expect from delusional people who don't live in the real world.

armoredcore48 · 2021-07-28T07:44:05+00:00

Last picture looks like she's ready to get that mayo on her face ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Title	The pulse of the vagina is the highest authority and it don't lie sis... yet here I am 43 and unwillingly single
Author	ringseller
Upvotes	151
Comments	68
Date	July 28, 2021 1:02 AM UTC (4 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/oszhmh/the_pulse_of_the_vagina_is_the_highest_authority/
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