Danger-haired, unfeminine woman infected with 3 paraisítí rants about how she always gets pumped and dumped by soccer-playing Chad Mctoirneachboid

IoSonCalaf · 2021-08-03T23:03:05+00:00

“Average body” = obese

Sadly, this profile probably is her best self

me_at_myhouse · 2021-08-03T22:42:06+00:00

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Suk1tUpButterCup · 2021-08-03T23:04:19+00:00

Disney + Tattoos + Catholic... that's all I needed to see to already nope the hell out...

She's got a "pretty princess" fixation and the unattainable knight in shining armor fantasy that revolves around her probable drinking binges, bad decision making, party girl lifestyle... all while still wanting to wear a white dress at her perfect "born again virgin"... ooops, I meant Christian... shotgun wedding on the beach.

nope...

Maximum-Complaint-68 · 2021-08-03T22:38:42+00:00

Gaeilge- Béarla Translations:

Paraisítí = “parasites”
Mctoirneachboid = “thunder cocks son”

TheSigilStone · 2021-08-04T01:00:21+00:00

Good analysis, sir. I was confused about the soccer player part until I re-read the title.

solidsalmon · 2021-08-04T02:12:30+00:00

Gotta admit, that last statement is kinda funny. please make your way to the left!

helpful lady.

Natural_Maximum240 · 2021-08-04T03:17:33+00:00

I bet the only interest she actually pursues is tattoos.

Mister_McDerp · 2021-08-04T07:44:10+00:00

Very catholic, yes, indeed.

Disciple_Of_Cheesus · 2021-08-04T12:16:24+00:00

Charming...

Enough-Staff-2976 · 2021-08-04T16:25:06+00:00

3 kids, fat, no marriage, tattoos, and catholic. That's a nope for me. She's probably like so many single religious mothers, she's religious when it suits her.

_Nequis_ · 2021-08-04T14:39:27+00:00

10$ on the previous 3 Chads being soccer players.

Gaiinahat · 2021-08-06T00:24:28+00:00

It's one of those "Catholic" girls. Seven-colored hair, an average body (170lb 30BMI = fat cow) with tattoos, and watches cartoons all day. Regular Virgin Mary we got here, gents.

Title	Danger-haired, unfeminine woman infected with 3 paraisítí rants about how she always gets pumped and dumped by soccer-playing Chad Mctoirneachboid
Author	Maximum-Complaint-68
Upvotes	143
Comments	32
Date	August 3, 2021 10:36 PM UTC (4 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
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