The only things my wife can make better than me is curry and red sauce. Outside of those I cooked nearly every meal for the majority of our marriage and the kitchen doesn't look like a localized hurricane ran through it when I cook.
She was probably just used to heating up a "condensed" premade sauce and didn't read the directions on whatever you had to see it didn't need water added.
But why bother with premade pasta sauce at all? Brown some ground beef with a diced onion, throw in some tomato paste and whatever spices you like. You can make this while waiting for the pot of water for the pasta to come to a boil and it's miles better.
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The only things my wife can make better than me is curry and red sauce. Outside of those I cooked nearly every meal for the majority of our marriage and the kitchen doesn't look like a localized hurricane ran through it when I cook.
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Had a radical feminist friend, came to help after surgery.
Wanted to make pasta but she said she would, swore she could too
It was absolutely inedible! She took the pasta sauce and added an entire jar of fucking water to it!
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She was probably just used to heating up a "condensed" premade sauce and didn't read the directions on whatever you had to see it didn't need water added.
But why bother with premade pasta sauce at all? Brown some ground beef with a diced onion, throw in some tomato paste and whatever spices you like. You can make this while waiting for the pot of water for the pasta to come to a boil and it's miles better.
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The point is to not take an hour to simmer, but still get something significantly better than mass produced shit from a jar.
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