Soon after the birth of his twin boy and girl, Doobie carefully stripped the boy naked. Then while manipulating his penis in one hand, he reached for the knife with the other.
His friend Pow mused "Even though we critizise the current system, I thought we were all on board with the general concept of consent. I mean, at the very least, when someone is physically injured, then..." The rest of his thoughts were drowned out by the screams.
Moments later, after wiping the bood from his mouth, Doobie asked "What are you, some kind of pervert? Thinking about baby dicks all of the time. Disgusting."
Picking up the girl, he continued "Now I have to do this one, and then throw her into the volcano. And now you'll be telling me that those things 'violate' her in some way - but I know my legally protwcted rites!" (sic) (and sick)
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