He destroys her kayak after she pepper sprays him.

Imguiltyofthis · 2015-10-01T22:54:51+00:00

I love that she's legitimately asking the bear why. As if the reason is anything other than fuck you I'm a bear

psypiral · 2015-10-01T21:48:25+00:00

i couldn't watch the entire thing, her voice was too annoying. couldn't imagine having to live with that voice everyday.

holycrapolaness · 2015-10-01T21:14:53+00:00

hehehe Bear didn't mind the pepper spray too much, but it couldn't stand that whiny screeching voice.

Diluxx · 2015-10-01T22:13:22+00:00

If I was walking through the woods and a bear pepper sprayed me for no reason and then started screaming incoherently at me I would fuck their kayak up too.

I_RARELY_RAPE_PEOPLE · 2015-10-01T22:52:29+00:00

Her voice makes me mad, especially trying to tell the bear things.

But how in the world is this PPD?

Why in this subreddit?

Ovaly · 2015-10-01T22:31:00+00:00

That was hilarious, 'WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME BEAR!!!' lol. But seriously, she was a touch whiny

Echo_one · 2015-10-02T01:20:09+00:00

omg... that voice... now you know why there's only 1 kayak.

comach2 · 2015-10-01T23:25:08+00:00

While she is seriously fucking annoying, if you read the description the bear did kind of fuck her over. Could've been stranded and what not. So that explains the annoying shit. (other than her voice. Oh god, her voice)

CttCJim · 2015-10-02T00:05:12+00:00

"Fuck you lady, I don't speak English"

Invalid_Target · 2015-10-02T00:09:18+00:00

omg, somebody clip that bitches vocal chords, that shits worse than a chihuahua

2015-10-02T00:13:19+00:00

Go away! Come here!... Fuck it i'll just eat this. Bear was confused as fuck.

2015-10-01T23:07:57+00:00

What a fucking child.

2015-10-01T22:06:15+00:00

BEAR!!!

Jdtrinh · 2015-10-01T23:04:34+00:00

Gosh darn it!!

lethalweapon100 · 2015-10-01T23:14:20+00:00

Why the fuck is this on here? Its a bear. It doesn't know if thats a man, woman, dog, cat, or cow. There is no pussy pass here.

truckie1 · 2015-10-02T01:03:26+00:00

Imagine her voice if she got maced

2015-10-02T01:04:49+00:00

OH... MY... GOD...

"Beeeear, staaaawp. Beear, nooooooooo, Beeeeaaar it's the end of september (Who gives a fuck). WHaaaaaat aaaam I guuuna doooo. Beeeear, nooo!"

Bear, please kindly eat this lady

ShatteredCalcaneus · 2015-10-02T02:04:49+00:00

I think she genuinely thinks the bear speaks English.

WilliamGrand · 2015-10-02T02:34:01+00:00

Why is this on PPD?

tarsus_club · 2015-10-02T02:32:17+00:00

I'm so glad I'm gay.

Poly_kinky_inky · 2015-10-02T03:31:34+00:00

Totally thought this was about Bear Grylls until I watched the video

heyyoulookoverhere · 2015-10-02T22:25:37+00:00

So yeah, I experienced a growing, burning, rage almost immediately for this woman & everything about her....

..... but reading the comments just makes me wonder how long until this woman has to delete all her social media accounts, change her name, and possibly move. She deserves some constructive criticism / light jest because she did choose to post the video on a public forum, but she most certainly does not deserve what is sure to come.

ALL I WANT TO DO IS PRIVATELY LAUGH AT PEOPLES' STUPIDITY WITHOUT FEELING LIKE THEY ARE ABOUT TO HAVE THEIR LIVES DESTROYED. Is that too much to ask?

SloppyMcDickTits · 2015-10-02T00:13:20+00:00

Hmm an animal that doesn't speak English let me yell commands at it

cleeerk · 2015-10-02T01:54:45+00:00

"Whyyyy bear why are you doing this"

Gold

Irishfanbuck · 2015-10-02T02:08:46+00:00

Gofundme for picnic baskets for this bear?

jsh1138 · 2015-10-01T23:04:08+00:00

could she have said "bear" a few more times?

c-fox · 2015-10-01T23:22:58+00:00

All she had to do was throw a rock or something at it. It is a young bear and would probably run off.

timechuck · 2015-10-02T01:10:56+00:00

If it were Bear Gryllis he'd eat some of his own shit then ask to drink her pee

Ostate57 · 2015-10-02T02:01:04+00:00

Bear don't give a fuck!

DMTDildo · 2015-10-02T03:55:34+00:00

Gosh darn it!

gunner482 · 2015-10-02T04:41:16+00:00

How much dose a kayak like that cost?

lomarcon · 2015-10-02T06:06:44+00:00

Not a PPD because bears could give a fuck less, however, this may be the first post I've seen on this sub reddit where the patriarchy can't be blamed...No one is a rape apologists. The MRAs aren't manspreading the insane 3rd wave feminists down. This is just pure justice. This was a moron who threw down first against a murder machine and was lucky all they did was destroy what was nearby.

JosephND · 2015-10-02T00:22:49+00:00

What. A. Retard.

ABC_Florida · 2015-10-02T01:41:18+00:00

Nah. Black bears aren't that dangerous. They don't kill you, only rape you. This one especially couldn't do it since she is a sow. But that lady pissed her off so much with that bear cologne that she went mad seeking for her dildo in the kayak.

Just a tad of sarcasm.

Quihatzin · 2015-10-01T23:32:16+00:00

Fuck. Olive oyl needs a new kayak. That was obnoxious.

LM_3000 · 2015-10-01T23:43:28+00:00

this video is pathetic

HOSEandHALLIGANS · 2015-10-02T00:05:20+00:00

I enjoyed every second of that.

EpilepticAuror · 2015-10-02T02:14:18+00:00

I mean, yeah, fuck her -- but this is still the wrong subreddit.

wetpoohstain · 2015-10-02T02:23:08+00:00

If I lived in bear country, I'd bring my fucking kayak in when I wasn't playing with it.

me_and_batman · 2015-10-02T03:00:29+00:00

Wait a second. Serious question here. I have thought for my entire life that women knew animals couldn't speak English, despite that they always talk to dogs like babies. Are women not aware that animals don't understand us?

2015-10-02T03:16:49+00:00

I don't even believe this is genuine.

uberscheisse · 2015-10-02T03:53:21+00:00

Can you imagine being her boyfriend and your name was "Brent"? That would suck, hearing that name in that voice.

"BREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENT! I'm going to pepper spray you now!"

2015-10-02T04:21:01+00:00

Dude just take my upvote.

furyextralarge · 2015-10-02T04:57:26+00:00

Hear how she's trying to sound as pathetic and helpless as possible? That's the mark of a professional victim. She could have sprayed that whole can into its eyes and she'd still blame the bear for fucking up her day.

AmazingFlightLizard · 2015-10-02T05:31:29+00:00

She tries to pepper spray the thing, then calls it towards her afterwards. The bear, having none of it, went after the kayak, showing that at least he was more decisive than this broad.

IronMeltsinmyHands · 2015-10-02T06:03:25+00:00

you can connect that women all sound exactly like this when you say no. whiny and annoying

DjCbal · 2015-10-02T13:25:29+00:00

I think i would have enjoyed watching the bear destroy her more

FoxStang · 2015-10-02T02:39:13+00:00

This is why you also carry a .44mag when you're alone in Alaska. Whole lot of good that spray did her.

ArmaJustitiae · 2015-10-02T03:23:52+00:00

For some reason this made me think of every extreme liberal/democrat and how they want everybody to think and be like them. They can't fathom why someone or something bad happened to them.....I have issues....

Title	He destroys her kayak after she pepper sprays him.
Author	imonkeyah
Upvotes	192
Comments	97
Date	October 1, 2015 9:02 PM UTC (10 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/PussyPassDenied
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