Let's play the Romance book drinking game

MakeSmash0 · 2023-11-02T10:22:54+00:00

An intelligent and attractive woman is at a crossroads in life. She's taking the bus and has to sit down to a lonely sub 5 inkwell. After brief conversation she realises she actually enjoyed speaking to him but his stop comes up and he has to leave.

Several days later they meet again. His balding oily head doesn't bother her. Nor does is slight body odor or deformed looking lips. She enjoys the conversation. She asks him if he'd like to get coffee.

Coffee leads to another, and eventually they agree to meet at his place. They have further conversation there. They date like this for a while before sleeping together, but it seems as soon as they do she withdraws.

When she has shown her friends pictures of the man they all tell her "eww why him?" "Well, he's nice, he has a good personality and I don't need money which is good because he's broke..." the friends laugh at her but she's undeterred. No, the reason she withdrew is because her Chad ex contacted her. He wants to meet.

They meet over lunch. He tells her what happened before - he was just out of touch with his own emotions. He was stressed with grad school (idk if thats a thing) , overhelmed with clinics to become a doctor. He was handsome, vulnerable and seemed to need her just as she always remembered him, but then she remembered Rajaneet

She shook her beautiful face. "No Chad. You hurt me when you withdrew yourself. Despite everything that happened I do love you, but I don't want to be IN love with you. I am a rational woman who isn't swayed by my emotions and desires and I know I want to be with Rajaneet and run my hands over his sweaty oily head every night for the rest of my life. "

With that she got up and left. She walked outside but was feeling confused, and lost for a moment. Suddenly she felt a wave of visceral desire thinking about her lover. She called a cab, and texted him. He was at work but would be returning shortly.

She met him at home and embraced him 'it was you rajasg it was always meant to be you" she said as she leaned down to hug his 5'4 frame looking in to his wandering bug eyes. She put her hand on his obese face and kissed him deeply, then led him to the bed to make love together all night.

Make sure you call the emergency room before you drink.

nightsofthesunkissed · 2023-11-02T15:54:54+00:00

I absolutely love romance novels!

Woman fights her own way out of danger: one full 1.5oz shot glass.

Firelight by Kristen Callihan - Miranda has the ability to create fire and uses her powers to protect those she loves.

Woman is rich and he is poor: one whole beer can.

I hate this one lol but this is Pride & Prejudice!

Also The Wallflower Wager by Tessa Dare. A wealthy lady is attracted to a broke dude. Book explores class differences.

Woman is the badass and falls in love with the guy she's protecting

THE LITTLE MERMAID!

You made me want to rewatch this gorgeous scene where she saves him.

Hubris1998 · 2023-11-02T18:36:23+00:00

You amount of booze could get me through such brain-rotting rubbish

Title	Let's play the Romance book drinking game
Author	RatDontPanic
Upvotes	13
Comments	6
Date	November 2, 2023 5:14 AM UTC (2 years ago)
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