Derrick the dummy.

1Here4Bach · 2019-12-16T14:14:25+00:00

Translation: I want you to have sex with me and perform unreciprocated emotional labor until I decide I’m tired of you.

lolumadbr0 · 2019-12-16T12:39:58+00:00

He wants a bob the builder chick! Build him up so he can leave you for another woman!

working-girl- · 2019-12-16T14:58:18+00:00

“Really good pussy” and “grow with me”. This man should fuck right off.

Scotsburd · 2019-12-16T16:58:42+00:00

How dare he be so disrespectful as to bring up sex right off the bat? Who does Derrick think he is?

Ms_Tilly · 2019-12-16T12:57:44+00:00

I found out Saturday night that a girl at the party dated my ex before she got married. He took her to a work function, but before she could become really interested in him he sent her a flaccid dick pick and she cussed him TF out. And she said she knew someone else that dated him and his broke ass called her a gold digger😂 Sounds like my LV ex alright.

fractalite99 · 2019-12-16T13:13:25+00:00

Fuck off Derrick

noNazhere · 2019-12-17T06:14:38+00:00

The backtracking is hilariously pathetic.

Title	Derrick the dummy.
Author	lolumadbr0
Upvotes	33
Comments	9
Date	December 16, 2019 12:30 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/ebejsk/derrick_the_dummy/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/derrick-the-dummy.686841 https://theredarchive.com/post/686841

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