FDSSSS, I've been waiting to share these gems from this weekend. Story #1 is about the 91 year old man...

An awesome gal pal I have known for years invited me to a networking dinner with some other ladies she knows. There were 5 of us. We're in a lovely restaurant downtown, and this very old guy comes over to talk to us, via my friend. He tells us he's 91 and celebrating his birthday.

Immediately my FDS radar pings. I knew what was going to happen. He's being friendly to our table, then someone politely asks him the secret to living to 91. I already knew his answer. I wasn't wrong. This 91 year old idiot proceeds to lean into my friend's ear (he did have a mask on, but the restaurant requires proof of vaccination in our province) to inform her that sex, in addition to drinking kept him young. Barf. I knew this answer was coming so I was already disgusted. His entire family, including young women (I assume granddaughters) were there sitting 2 feet behind us, and this asshole still comes over to be a perv. Fucking disgusting. At 91 years old this asshole thought this was ok. I don't care that he's from a different generation, I saw him use an iPhone, he understands enough. He obviously forgot he came by, since he came back later in the evening to tell us it was his 91st birthday. I pulled out my phone, I wouldn't engage with this bullshit. Fuck these gross men, I don't care how old they are. FUCK OFFFFFFFF it's not cute or funny

Edit: No he didn't pay for our dinner, but he should have! Given how much time he spent harassing us, he should have paid. Fucking cheap bastard