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[–]BasieSkanksRuthless Strategist91 points92 points93 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You know men are beyond hopeless when a lizard makes a better partner than 99% of them.
[–]purasangriaRuthless Strategist69 points70 points71 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Just goes to show, a LIZARD is literally kinder and more thoughtful than a LVM.
[–]HmtnswFDS Newbie9 points10 points11 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Man, I was just thinking- a lizard got it better than me. Oof.
[–]CynicalSucculentFDS Newbie22 points23 points24 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
A literal lizard can be a HVM
[–]Phoenix__Rising2018Ruthless Strategist36 points37 points38 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
There's a real man!
[–]seraphinelysionFDS Apprentice39 points40 points41 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Men are less helpful than a lizard, less disciplined than a dog, and less monogamous than a penguin. What are they good for? 😂
[–]maj0relleFDS Newbie15 points16 points17 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
HVL
[–]KristeninmyskinFDS Apprentice0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lizards are better than lvm snakes!
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