My friend sent this screenshot of her text convo with this LVM. They met OLD. They went out on one date where he only took her for drinks. Took her back to his place but didn't hook up because he didn't have a condom. Then, she left while he fell asleep and didn't answer her phone calls when she got lost.

Two weeks later, he texted asking to take her on a 'real date'. She obliged. Then, on the day of the date, no words from him, not even a single plan. Eventually, he texted saying he was stuck at work around 8PM. So, she told him she was done with dating and needed a break.

She came to me wondering why he kept texting her. My guess was that it's easier to circle back to girls he's already met than going back on the app. This is what my guy friends have told me about OLD. Lo and behold, the next day, he sent a text confirming the same thing. Because she didn't straight up say "I don't want to date you", he keeps texting her thinking that she's taking a break from dating.

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Hilarity ensues below. My favorite line is "Will you be my girlfriend?" I randomly text her this whenever she's having a bad day knowing it'd make her laugh out loud.

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