I found this sub recently and I feel I can brag here. My first boyfriend broke my heart, he chose to dump me via FACEBOOK and it was like pulling teeth to continue the conversation via Skype. He gave me the “let’s be friends” speech and quickly took up with his friends’ cute red headed friend. A few months later, she dumped him and I resumed a pathetic display of Puckmeisha behaviour for waaaaay longer than I’d like to admit.

Anywho, I heard from a friend that he is crashing and burning on OLD. She told me that every girl in her book club received a message from him via OLD. He’s pursuing polyamory and is mostly dating gamer, multicoloured hair having, greasy basement dwelling female neck beards.

And here I am, married with great guy who makes me happy and treats me with respect.