Pro tip: When guys are creepy, send them Chuck E. Cheese’s official bio line by line until they unmatch

kittycatparade · 2019-10-09T21:45:17+00:00

Full bio: "Chuck's official backstory is that he is an orphaned mouse who does not know his own birthday. His orphanage was called St. Marinara's orphanage. To make up for never having a birthday party of his own, he hosts parties for children. After winning a Pong tournament, Chuck moved to New York and started working as a singer at an Italian restaurant, where he also met and befriended a musically-inclined chef named Pasqually as the drummer. Eventually, he moved to California and created his own restaurant franchise, with Pasqually becoming his star chef and later joining his band. The two would go on to find others to join the band, eventually recruiting a talented vocalist chicken named Helen Henny, a purple keyboardist monster named Mr. Munch (who absolutely loves pizza), and a country music-loving guitarist bloodhound named Jasper T. Jowls."

pokersnob · 2019-10-10T04:09:28+00:00

Wait 😂😂😂😂is this a true story

TERFSareawesome · 2019-10-09T22:26:39+00:00

OMG! Did you make or think this up yourself? I am literally laughing out loud, so hard at this. Seriously brilliant. It's great because Chuck E Cheese is so iconically absurd but also pretty obscure so everyone is gonna be super confused by who Chuck and St. Marinara are.... I cant. Well done, this is hilarious!

Buabue1 · 2019-10-10T04:55:06+00:00

Fucking hilarious

2019-10-10T05:38:47+00:00

How dare he not immediately recognize chuck

DothrakAndRoll · 2019-10-10T00:14:12+00:00

I love this idea, but to play devils advocate, is it that creepy to ask if you’re trying to hook up on Tinder? At least they were straight to the point ¯_(ツ)_/¯

rabbitatnight · 2019-10-10T00:47:48+00:00

A powerful rat: Charles Entertainment Cheese.

annlew · 2019-10-10T11:38:44+00:00

I tried this tonight and it has worked wonders! Thank you!!! Hahaha

dontgetmadSKIRT · 2019-10-10T14:36:52+00:00

Protip: don’t answer. You have the choice not to converse in the first place or you can play victim when some asshole is being ‘creepy’

Annoyed_Witch93 · 2019-10-09T22:58:46+00:00

St. Marinara 😂

chelseachain · 2019-10-10T01:07:09+00:00

I’m fuckin cackling

BillieBillieBoBillie · 2019-10-10T02:25:23+00:00

I’ll definitely be using this

kittycatparade · 2019-10-10T01:21:39+00:00

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Kkykkx · 2019-10-10T07:39:18+00:00

Nah, too much trouble. I send ‘em dick pix from other creepy guys and block ‘em.

HeathenMama541 · 2019-10-10T15:08:05+00:00

Aww I had no idea

SarcasmSlide · 2020-01-03T18:31:23+00:00

DO PAPA JOHN’S NEXT!

throwawayy92838383 · 2019-10-09T22:03:55+00:00

Lmaoo! A mood.

brooklynm72 · 2019-10-09T22:43:26+00:00

this is great

abicus4343 · 2019-10-10T00:14:39+00:00

Classic!

sandythatbish · 2019-10-10T01:17:20+00:00

LMAO This a whole mood.

Title	Pro tip: When guys are creepy, send them Chuck E. Cheese’s official bio line by line until they unmatch
Author	kittycatparade
Upvotes	835
Comments	40
Date	October 9, 2019 9:43 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/dfnxr8/pro_tip_when_guys_are_creepy_send_them_chuck_e/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/pro-tip-when-guys-are-creepy-send-them-chuck-e.690153 https://theredarchive.com/post/690153

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