The “Tinder Swindler” is just one long exercise in watching pickme’s not recognizing red flags. I can’t even feel bad for these women.

Red Flags listed in the first 10 minutes:

1. coffee date because he’s SUCH a busy man
2. asks her to private plane after coffee date because SO busy
3. has 2 year old
4. plane ride includes 2 year old and baby’s mother on plane
5. sleeps with him in foreign country on first “date”, which by all accounts is a willful abduction at this point
6. tells her his back scars of from being falsely imprisoned in South Africa because Jewish. 🤣🤣🤣🥴
7. dumps her off back home after first “date” because SO BUSY 🥴

I’m glad you got swindled. Boo. No wonder men think we’re fucking stupid, because some of us are. Like bitch, I don’t feel bad for you, maybe 6 months ago before discovering FDS, Netflix could have made me feel bad for this dumb bitch, but for real? No vetting. No asking you why he’s taking such an interest in you with seemingly no pretense, no getting to know him, accepting that he’s too busy to take you seriously, ridiculous. Like if you don’t sit down, bitch. Omfg.

Has anyone else seen this dumbass docuseries that I’m definitely binging tonight?