Appreciate the guys!

BlazeAlpha · 2021-01-28T15:25:25+00:00

No such thing as a female friend. Men and women are either fucking or you are in the friendzone. Women do not see men they have in the friendzone as friends, they are servants. You are only there as an emergency bailout to provide something for her if she doesn't have a man that she is fucking to provide it for her.

Never accept being in the friendzone. If she isn't enthusiastically keeping your pole waxed then ignore that bitch and move on.

bieberblows · 2021-01-28T16:09:21+00:00

Every female friend I've ever had screwed me over in some way.

As you guys know, my house burned down a few months ago. Did any female care? Nope. The ones that were supposed to help me told me to grow a pair and fuck off in a nice way . The only one who helped me in any way was a guy. Funny thing is him and I don't even get along!

Women have treated me like shit my whole life. Never again will I help one unless its an emergency. If she is having a heart attack then I will call 911 and thats it.

GroundbreakingAd7585 · 2021-01-28T15:23:40+00:00

When I left the AF to start my career an older Vet, 50s, became my mentor... whether I liked it or not. He's this guy. My car was at the shop, he drove me to his house and threw me the keys of his second car. Forgot lunch money today, he paid. He has a cabin in the mountains... I have a set of keys to it. I'm welcome to go whenever I want.

... he retires in March...

QuickDrawDinoHunter · 2021-01-28T15:29:33+00:00

Woof

TheFuckinWeeb · 2021-01-28T15:20:14+00:00

Male friend in my country are just alittle bit less than female friend But then again most men in my country are very very blue pilled the dog part is true though

starkfuture · 2021-01-28T16:09:24+00:00

When a woman says, “let’s be friends” this is what I think of.

Unless my life depends on my friend fucking a hot dude (not an ugly dude, then I am screwed), a female friend, to me is useless.

And I don’t believe in having hundreds of ‘friends’. You can only have a couple of real friends and others are just pretenders anyway.

Ody_ssey · 2021-01-28T19:04:27+00:00

Female friendship is conditional.

thisismymgtowaccount · 2021-01-28T20:11:57+00:00

That last one should read, "Stands at a safe distance, but records it on her phone(vertically), so she can post it on TikTok for clout.

Starshitlord · 2021-01-28T20:17:18+00:00

Ok who’s not gonna have a laugh when their friend does something stupid in public, then remind him about it later over drinks.

NextDoorNerd · 2021-01-28T16:24:23+00:00

I didn't know that "WOOF" could mean "Resentfully letting your car be borrowed".

anon517 · 2021-01-28T19:09:17+00:00

Even a dog without legs will provide great emotional support for me.

Which puts women at about as helpful as the mugger.

LiberiAdExtremum · 2021-01-28T20:18:25+00:00

You're stuck in a burning vehicle: Female "friend":

status update Instagram with the caption: omg look what just happened.

punkcasher · 2021-01-28T17:39:49+00:00

This is EXACTLY why I don't do Gal Pals. Great post!

catsdontsmile · 2021-01-28T23:11:00+00:00

I kept asking out a platonic female friend of mine, and she kept postponing it and never rescheduling it. Eventually when I called her out on this she basically said I was a shit friend for always telling her my problems and never asking about hers.

She never did ask about mine. I literally just came to her, because that to me is how normal people act... I don't go around grilling my friends for how they are doing. If they wanna tell me something, I'll listen.

2021-01-28T23:54:10+00:00

"You're stuck in a burning vehicle"

Female friend: Pulls out phone and livestreams it. "Be sure to subscribe and follow me on Snapchat :P"

mrtinlv · 2021-01-28T22:13:29+00:00

Dog = Man's best friend

Diamonds = Girls best friend

Need we say more ?

redditradishman · 2021-01-28T23:52:55+00:00

Don't like it implies she's on the dog's level. At least they can assist in the last 2.

PrestigiousGreen3 · 2021-01-29T00:48:09+00:00

Jack sparrow quote: if you had a sister and a dog. I'd choose the dog

RedEyeBlackEye1 · 2021-01-29T00:55:54+00:00

Ngl, last 2 funny ASF.

Analysis-is-Relative · 2021-01-29T01:21:04+00:00

Dogs and Bros before Hoes

roflcopt0rz_returns · 2021-01-29T11:07:08+00:00

Women have one role in life; pump out kids. And they do everything in their power to fight against doing that role. They literally are worse than useless.

Sex dolls as they are right now are better than women. Sex dolls literally don't do anything except lay there, and they provide more to a man than the average modern woman. Imagine what will happen when we get actual sex robots who can actively fuck you AND do chores around the house, all without bitching. Imagine what will happen when artificial wombs are perfected and affordable, and men no longer need women to have babies. Once these two technological advancements are done, men will literally just stop interacting with women.

I'm not sure how far these technologies have advanced yet, and especially regarding artificial wombs, it is really important that these technologies are completed before society collapses, because if a collapse does happen we're gonna lose a lot of the technology and we'll have to rediscover a lot of these things before we can get back to where we are.

augustusropitus · 2021-01-28T23:12:17+00:00

A made a meme similar to this awhile ago and mgtow mods didn’t approve it

Title	Appreciate the guys!
Author	lightaniruddhe2000
Upvotes	266
Comments	37
Date	January 28, 2021 3:11 PM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments/l6z7mg/appreciate_the_guys/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/MGTOW/appreciate-the-guys.734539 https://theredarchive.com/post/734539

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