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[–]Sir_manalot268 points269 points270 points 7 years ago (21 children) | Copy Link
I really, really, really, really, really, really, really hope he doesn't believe that she got butt naked with a man after strip poker (while drunk) and didn't have sex...
[–]msmith125137 points138 points139 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Denial is a hell of a disease
[–][deleted] 64 points65 points66 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
As is cuckolding.
Unfortunately for cucks, it's a lifetime curse. Denial has a remedy - das Redpill!
[–]markentingh7 points8 points9 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Denial is one hell of a drug
[–]john2123265 points66 points67 points 7 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Even if they somehow didn’t, how is doing all that not cheating???
[–]Sir_manalot55 points56 points57 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
He only felt up her naked body with a massage though.
How could it be cheating?
/S
[–]cant-stand_ya41 points42 points43 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
And they only slept together after the massage.
How the hell is that cheating?
[–]Red_Pill_Dynamics11 points12 points13 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Her to him, "I didn't have sex!"
Her to her girlfriends, "He has such good D and he made me cum sooooo hard omg!"
[–]White_Mlungu_Capital6 points7 points8 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Even if it wasn't cheating, what does it tell you, she will go right up to the edge of it. Not really any better. That would be like going into a bank with a gun and ski mask, sticking up the teller then taking a bag full of money but changing your mind last minute to not take the money and you just leave the bag at the door. Even if you didn't rob the bank, you still got some messed up intentions.
[–][deleted] 5 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
When I was a little more of a simp I wouldn't have considered massages or sleeping in the same bed as someone cheating. Hell, I probably still wouldn't consider it hard-line cheating, but it's pretty fucking disrespectful. Lmao if you want a massage, how hard is it to ask me, or go to a professional? If you want someone to sleep with (even literally just sleep with), which is your boyfriend not your first choice? It's some very sketchy shit. Both of those with nudity involved is cheating though. If a girl told me she was playing strip poker with friends I'd be mad as fuck, even before the other shit.
[–]roy2828230 points31 points32 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
He doesn't want to believe.
[–]Aro222010 points11 points12 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Worse still shes not just a one off. He can leave her and he will only find other women just like this.
Men don't like to admit they are doomed. That's why they fight battles for honor or other delusional reasoning even though they are intended to be nothing more than cannon fodder.
[–]Flimsy_Classic17 points18 points19 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I've seen some intelligent men believe some stupid bullshit. It's genuinely painful to see a friend going through the various stages of denial.
[–]Sir_manalot12 points13 points14 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I fucked up a decade of my life over stupid bullshit (obviously included a women).
I know full well how stupid men will go for the sake of mating.
[–]boytjie3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yeah. And you can’t say anything either – just mumble reassurances while staring at the sky. What you really want to do is shake him “FFS. Pull yourself together. She was a bitch”. But you can’t do that.
[–]Your_Coke_Dealer8 points9 points10 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It’s a 4chan post. It’s not real, but this in particular is a good parody of any Relationships subreddit
[–]Aro22207 points8 points9 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I always get naked with girls when I intend to just sleep. Totally normal.
[–]rejac2185 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Oh... but he does.
[–][deleted] 4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
My ex used to sleep in the same bed as her male friends and would tell me about it. I didn't care because I figured she was being honest and probably wasn't doing anything else. Then I found my balls and realized 1 she was probably fucking him and 2 even if she wasn't, sleeping in the same bed as a dude is disrespectful as fuck and I deserve better.
[–]realChebz3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
but she luuuuubes him :3
[–]jeabben 64 points65 points66 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
She cheated. Anon may dump her with no guilt.
[–]ImADiene24 points 7 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
Sadly we all know he’s gonna do the classic “it’s ok just never do it again”. Fast forward 20 Years and he’s gonna be paying child support for 3 kids that are almost guaranteed not to be his lol
[–]madethewrongmistake9 points10 points11 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Cheating not necessary for zero guilt.
[–]GoHurtMyFeelings1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It's his fault for not being emotionally available to her. /s
[–]Pepe_the_Emperor55 points56 points57 points 7 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
-She's going on a "night out with the gals"
-"Just a party"
-"catching up" with male friends from high school
...only means she's looking to get some dick.
[–]massy52523 points24 points25 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
discovering herself
Backpacking
Europe ... whatever whatever'ing
[–]cant-stand_ya14 points15 points16 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Any dick that's not her bf's
[–]TheNewAge21474 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Catching up with makes from from highschool
Translated: catching random dicks from guys who who Chad's in highschool or at least look like they were chads
[–]White_Mlungu_Capital1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Girls night out but another man is there... right.
[–]Lorenz9952 points53 points54 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
This is basically the same thing that happened to me with my ex fiancé. Best thing to ever happen to me. Took the ring back and bought a truck with that money.
[–]ransay327717 points18 points19 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Were proud of you.
[–]joylover73 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
But not anymore
[–][deleted] 3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I don't understand how girls can have it made and then try and pull this "toeing the line" bullshit. What are they trying to accomplish? Can't you just be happy with a good relationship? I guess not every girl pulls this shit but it sure seems like a fucking lot of them do.
[–]krenovinspired45 points46 points47 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
First mistake: Anon trusted her.
[–]hiroshimatruthbombs10 points11 points12 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
His mistake.... not hers.
[–]mgcameltow1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This isnt one of the chans, I see a username
[–]evenfurtherbeyond51150 points51 points52 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
FEMALE LANGUAGE GUIDE:
If a woman says “nothing happened”: they made out.
If a woman says “he tried to kiss me”: His balls were gyrating in her mouth
If she says “we made out”: He came in her ass.
If she says “we had sex that night”: They have been having sex for the past month at least.
Women will say these thing and giggle knowingly to each other. And naive stupid men will be sitting in front of them and be none the wiser.
[–]quarthomon19 points20 points21 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
And if she says "you should stop wearing condoms" it means that she is already pregnant.
[–]White_Mlungu_Capital2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yup, you will not get the truth unless you ask questions in specific details. Like did he do x, or what else did he do, and then what, go in more detail.
[–]TheObelisk26 points27 points28 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This is a situation of trickle-truth. All he needs to do is press her a bit and he'd get the trickle truth.
All we did was a massage Well we also slept in the same bed Ok we also made out Ok we got naked Ok ok, we just did oral Ok fine, the truth is the whole party fucked me can't you forgive me?
All we did was a massage
Well we also slept in the same bed
Ok we also made out
Ok we got naked
Ok ok, we just did oral
Ok fine, the truth is the whole party fucked me can't you forgive me?
[–]EnglishBob71 23 points24 points25 points 7 years ago* (2 children) | Copy Link
Her garbage friend probably encouraged her. I can't tell you how often a simp or borderline simp gets the 'friend discussion', where she basically holds a committee meeting with her friends and they decide whether she 'deserves' to find better. In these discussions, the whore GF will reveal the guy's trivial faults and innermost secrets, too. Often, a jealous THOT friend her is perpetually single will make sure she convinces her that bit more.
[–]snakelord16 points17 points18 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Can confirm. Girls not only not discourage, but encourage this behavior, hamster brain every reason in the world "you deserve better' and the bf "should've have done X and he never does enough X for you." Then they praise each other, she fucks the chad then they all laugh about it after. Get out of there!
[–]MichaelSkarn_FBI15 points16 points17 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This is true. They love having secrets like this. It gives them a feeling of power over a man, knowing his wife/gf was getting dicked down hard. Sort of “if we’re all sluts, none of us are sluts”.
Instead of “don’t lie to your man, be true to him,” it’s “you go grrl!”
[–]jthunders6617 points18 points19 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Have some self respect bro and stop considering this slut your girlfriend.
[–]Blackphish8818 points19 points20 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
They fucked. Don't be so naive.
[–]gregg222479 points10 points11 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Mistake number 1. You trusted her. No point in relationships
[–]Magnar965 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
His first mistake was having a girlfriend, his second mistake was not dumping her when he realised his first mistake.
[–]AutisticCyborg3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lol
[–]p9rkour5 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Jesus, I’m assuming this couple is pretty young, and the relationship never meant to last in the first place. Women have zero commitment or loyalty anymore it’s sad. The cuck needs to shallow the red pill and dump this bitch.
[–]ohgodohgodnoplease3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That’s the epitome of “I did not inhale”
[–]PhoneOnMyName4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Send me da link of that thread, comments must be so gold at there
[–]TheDumbassGenius2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I learned young that all women are like that. I fucked a teacher that was married and supposedly in a "loving relationship." She had been with him for YEARS!
AWALT
[–]rsXer1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
What’s awalt mean?
[–]mattmanoblot4204 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
All women are like that...they can and will do the same to you if they are given the chance
[–]orstead1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
you see that kids?! thats what we call a simp!! it doesnt like the eastern climate so it only appears in western urban climates,females of their spieces are rare and hard to find so they sometimes engage in homosexual acts out of desperation although every now and then a female might be sighted,given that their species doesnt have many female counterparts, whenever they see one,they are prepared to do whatever in order to please the female and reproduce,commiting suicide is not rare among their species since particularly the males engage in such acts of self harming out of depression or desperation,the males are always perorming some kind of dance to attract the females in this case though its not about who dances better,its an act of desperation and females choose their partner according to which one of the males is prepared to do the most in order to protect and please the females.They are a really interesting species but a sad one nonetheless...
[–]SologamousMonk1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If this is how much she's telling, then in reality she did an ass-to-mouth train blow-bang.
[–]GNOK-GNIK1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Sing it with me OP: Na na na na, na na na na. HEY-hey-hey, Goodbye! Dump that bitch. Let this lesson turn you into the alpha chad you were meant to be.
[–]okpassenger32 points 7 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
Either (1) ghost her and delete her number, or (2) ask her if she would be willing to have a 3 way with her female best friend as “make-up” sex, have 3 way with said best friend and then follow step 1.
[–]cyndonn66 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The doubt in his mind is all I needed to see. Fucking idiot.
[–]theycall-medank0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
F
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You want to know the saddest part of this story? Nowhere in that bit of text does it say he left her. He took what she said and stayed with her. Any why would he expect her friends to stop her from screwing around behind HIS back? They are her friends. Guys like this are sad and I honestly hope they one day see the light.
[–]The4thEpsilon0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Dump that thot, she could be pregnant, prepare for the absolute worst case scenario as well
[–]TheSud0070 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Dump her move on
[–]aherrns 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Don't worry. She will confess everything... you already found out.
[–]Teflon1870 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
even more so, her garbage friends encouraged it, I guarantee it
[–]bkolson0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
What should I do!?! Drop her like a bad habit.
[–]AgentCrimson90 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
69th comment
[–]RegiusGeralt0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Break up and get the hell away from her she might have STDs now.
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