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oliver_21
February 13, 2018
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Title Beer >
Author

oliver_21
Upvotes 581
Comments 56
Date February 13, 2018 3:18 PM UTC
(8 years ago)
Subreddit Posted in /r/MGTOW
Original Link https://old.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments/7xa26n/beer/
Archive Link https://theredarchive.com/r/MGTOW/beer.594171
https://theredarchive.com/post/594171
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Comments

[+][deleted] 8 years ago [recovered] (22 children) | Copy Link

Disregard females acquire currency...

[+][deleted] 8 years ago* [recovered] (10 children) | Copy Link

You can change currency with anything and it would still make sense.

[–]threwewawaway4 points5 points6 points 8 years ago (9 children) | Copy Link

AIDS

[–]ZealousMathematician8 points9 points10 points 8 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link

Honestly. Compared to AIDS which theoretically will be cured one day and a woman...

[–]greenleefs0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Last I heard, while there is no cure, it doesn't kill anymore. You can just live with it.

A wife however.

[–]28wheels 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Still a leach

[+]threwewawaway-6 points-5 points-4 points 8 years ago* (4 children) | Copy Link

How about getting your cock sliced off with a rusty butter knife and rammed up your ass with superglue?

[+][deleted] 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link

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[–]threwewawaway0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link

Metaphorically, yeah, but the alternative is only "regarding females," which is pretty vague, so I'd take that over losing my dick.

In either case, while I'll never marry (or date or invest resources in a woman, for that matter) unless I somehow find myself in a similarly ridiculous scenario, I'd just get divorced immediately. I'm willing to lose most of my shit to avoid literally fucking myself in the ass. Assuming it'd even work, corrective surgery would probably cost more than I'm already worth.

But I admire your dedication. Superglue can be extremely powerful, so you'd deal with some brutal hemmorhoids and/or anal fissures. Along with the fucked up weiner and bloody piss. On the plus side, you could squeeze out some large-caliber dumps like it's nothing.

[–]ZealousMathematician2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Regenerative medication technology is underway along with reattachment surgery is getting better and any mental trauma is steadily being dealt with better via drugs.

But sure there is a point where taking a woman is better than not. But so far that’s instant death. I’d choose marriage since I’d still live.

[–]ididntsaythatspez 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Dang, tough choice..

[–]UglyPrince2000 34 points35 points36 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link

chase a check, never chase a bitch

[–]UberWagen9 points10 points11 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

"Lovin' you is cool, but gettin' money's the only thing that's on my mind"

[–]UglyPrince2000 4 points5 points6 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one!

[–]misandrists_hate_him3 points4 points5 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

*beer

[–]ataraxia366 points7 points8 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks

[–]Official_RCLE 3 points4 points5 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Disregard females acquire currency and beer sometimes

[–]FeelThatBern2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

ferengi's were my fav alien.

treated women like the trash they are.

[–]TheToadShroom 1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Klingons would just beat the shit outa them when they got horny.

Think they got them beat.

[–]ElBatManny1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Fuck bitches, get money.

[–]jaycee90 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

currency>coochie

[–]ItalyIsGoneAndMeToo 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Disregard females acquire BTC...

[–]cyborg_type_darkness64 points65 points66 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link

In a normal situation I would help if someone would ask me because I would do the same thing to a man. However, since women are strong and independent I guess your on your own...

[+][deleted] 8 years ago [recovered] (1 child) | Copy Link

Thank you kind sir. I'm 5'6" and would have the same dillema

[–]squidracer 7 points8 points9 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Nah, a guy would find a way to get the beer regardless of height

[–]BitcoinBoffin30 points31 points32 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link

Equality means we compete.

[–]Docbear647 points8 points9 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

This sub is so good for reinforcing how shitty our modern perception of equality is , Great point in what world does equal mean I do more work than you so you get a boost so that we're even rather than we both start at the bottom and may the better man ( or woman) win ?

I'm a black guy and against quotas in general because the thought that I'd get put in a position of esteem based off of sympathy points hurts my own sense of pride and achievement so how then can we argue we're moving towards an equal society where competition is basically the last basis of comparison ?

[–]frikabg4 points5 points6 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

if we start enforcing equality everywhere women won't be able to find jobs in most places simply because men are smarter and better at most stuff out there. This is why we can see how society has been moving and keeps on moving in a direction of giving help to women and handicapping men and still they can't compete because at the end of the day they CAN'T GET THE JOB DONE! WOW!

[–]BlackLab198720 points21 points22 points 8 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link

Too bad they're Heinekens though. It's what trashy people drink when they want to be "classy."

[–]MesaBoogeyMan2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Ill take that over alot of hipstery craft beer. Plus 6 of those cost 20 dollars in BC. So its def not cheap. Also, isnt beer drinking in general trashy?

[–]Tyler7892281 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

Heineken is "classy" in US ?

[–]BlackLab19870 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Yes, among white trailer trash who knows no matter.

[–]nosoupforyou0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Plus, they are just individual bottles? I didn't think they sold that size individually.

[–]crimsonprodigy0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

Beer itself is a waste.

Takes so much just to get a buzz, how about 50ml of 40% liquor or vodka... So much faster and easier to get drunk.

[–]justforpornokayguys0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

This guy drinks

[–]6tfcxdr54eszaw32q1 14 points15 points16 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link

Looks like Jeffiner Shitastone

[+][deleted] 8 years ago [recovered] (1 child) | Copy Link

Isn't she a bachelorette herself ? I'd think she was a unicorn but I doubt it.

[–]idealisticbitch5 points6 points7 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

She’s married to Justin Thereaux

[–]molokomoloko13 points14 points15 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Was anyone else disappointed to see the girl turn out to be Jennifer Aniston?

[–]Tony_Blare2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

The guys a legend

[–]kayfab2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

hahah poor Jennifer screwed again

[–]EuronPacificus 1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZbfGLbTKyw

[–]BobRoss09021 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

I was expecting a he must have spiked my drink meme

[–]balancedben 1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

Jennifer Anniston is a tranny.

https://youtu.be/tGluqjZm2dw

[–]_youtubot_0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Video linked by /u/balancedben:

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[–]Shadow_Of_0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

I know you shouldn't consume alcohol but that is an ugly thing to do.

[–]TheFall_0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Me in a nutshell.

[–]NiceIce0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Disregard; acquire

[–]AntiAbleism0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Fuck bitches get money.

[+]rahl_r 8 years ago* [recovered] (6 children) | Copy Link

DISGUSTING!!! Not worthy this sub.

That one filthy, appalling Heinekken Rutger Hauer creep. The cancer of the beer industry. Buys out most of the decent, local breweries, then proceeds to turn them into the same generic euro global pisswater.

I'm so disgusted. To fix my taste, I'm rewriting that story:

  • slaps her ass
  • "oh hai Jenny"
  • looks at the two pisswasser bottles
  • "ah hell no! I'm better than this, you are better than this"
  • proceeds to smash the pisswasser bottles against the concrete floor
  • "good riddance"
  • "hey Jenny, forget the pisswasser. Let's go to my place. I've got some real beer<sup>TM</sup> stashed there"

Now. Better.

[–]Rambo1stBlood18 points19 points20 points 8 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link

Not gonna lie....I like the original version better.

[+]rahl_r 8 years ago [recovered] (4 children) | Copy Link

Sure. I'm not trying to claim that I'm actually a good writer or anything.

You don't need to slap her ass, you don't need to invite her home.

Just don't touch and/or promote that Heineken pisswasser. It need to be buried in the ground where it belongs.

[–]Rambo1stBlood5 points6 points7 points 8 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link

Yeah but like...I don't hate Heineken xD like come on...you gotta be aware that it's a little unreasonable to expect other people to boycott the same things you do when they probably don't care about the issue, right?

Like, do you, but I actually like crappy beer haha also Pisswasser from GTA isn't a parody of Heineken, but that doesn't matter that much because I still get your meaning.

[–]Be__Live442 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link

I always thought that the pisswasser from GTA was a parody of Budweiser?

[–]Rambo1stBlood0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

I didn't know this part off the top of my head, but it also is based on Corona apparently? because something to do with urine in the beer and some kind of fake rumor about it in the 80's.

[–]FreddieDougie0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Yeah me and my friends always called it "Piss Water" way before I can remember the GTA reference. I'm sure Pisswasser translates to piss water in English.

Budweiser is terrible. I'd pick Heineken over that any day.

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