Branch Swinging & Hamstering 101

Pope_Lucious · 2017-06-29T18:01:59+00:00

And when her husband divorces her, and Chad leaves her, she'll be a single mom complaining about those horrible men who always leave.

PLUTOKRAT · 2017-06-29T18:30:03+00:00

UPDATE

From another post of her in another sub, she confeses she already cheated on her husband with J.

Archived http://archive.is/uBnJj

I have a coworker, who was my high school love and crush and who I just reunited with (he's 24, I'm 23.) Since we started work a few months back, he's been relentlessly flirting with me, and has made his intentions clear. I flirted back but also drew the line at anything intimate. I wasn't going to do that, because I have a husband and a baby girl at home.

But whatever I do, I cant get this man, J, outside of my head. So I confronted him yesterday that we should keep distance from each other from now on at office, and never talk to each other outside office. He responded by asking me if I really really wanted that (i didnt) and said that I should do what will make me happy. And well, I know what will make me most happy, it's being with him. So when he kissed me, I kissed him back. And we both left our office for his place at lunch and just stayed there for the rest of the day and evening. We made love three times, and it was absolutely amazing. I got back home at 8 30. My husband doesnt expect anything, and I'm not going to tell him. I have [No Regrets], but I am wondering what my next move should be. I think this should be a one off thing, as I don't want to be a serial cheater. I fucked up once, but now I have to keep distance from J for the sake of my family.

knightwhosaysneet · 2017-06-29T20:34:30+00:00

If you marry a chick...you can guarantee that you were a backup guy.

unixpoop · 2017-06-29T17:24:04+00:00

Username matches. She is throwaway girl that was thrown by chad. That's what her beta bux should do too.

PLUTOKRAT · 2017-06-29T18:23:18+00:00

She has the mind of a retarded monkey.

iamlikethewindbaby · 2017-06-29T20:03:18+00:00

How any man can still be in a relationship with a woman these days is beyond me.. I mean are they stupid.

Mac290 · 2017-06-29T20:58:07+00:00

Oh fuck me...my ex wife could've been the author.

sidel3 · 2017-06-29T21:36:38+00:00

I wonder what the husband did to make her want to cheat /s

Fucking bullshit. Reading MGTOW depresses the hell out of me but at the same time it protects me from a woman running off with 50% of my assets and fucking some other dude.

DesignRed · 2017-06-29T17:12:32+00:00

Full Archive of Comments

I thought the comments were good enough to archive, where they mostly disagreed with her and you can see the hamster in action.

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Diam35 · 2017-06-29T17:34:02+00:00

What exactly is hamstering? Can someone give an example?

InsomniacHornet · 2017-06-29T17:52:52+00:00

Hopefully both branches broke while she was swinging.

zhinkleisthebest · 2017-06-29T17:24:53+00:00

The real crime here is having 8 notifications and not doing a damn thing about it.

ChadAlwaysWins · 2017-06-29T22:29:28+00:00

I love the mental gymnastics that dumb fucking cunt is trying to use to justify this. When it's all over, she's going to end up a miserable cunt that wishes she would have been swallowed.

Griever114 · 2017-06-30T13:11:30+00:00

UPDATE:

It gets better, she is divorcing him and is afraid of child support:

https://www.reddit.com/r/legaladvice/comments/6keh9g/question_about_divorce_and_child_support/

So basically I'm probably going to be leaving my husband soon. We have a 7 months old daughter. I've been supporting the family over the last 4 months, since my husband lost his job and decided to take care of the baby. I make a low amount of money and I have also given notice to quit my job for personal reasons, so i will have no income for a while. My husband on the other hand had a very good career making six figures before he lost his job. I do not want to have primary custody of my daughter if we get divorced, so it is my understanding that I will have to pay child support because of that? But I will also have no income and I can't even support her properly with the amount of money I can make. Lastly, can I have no custody of the child, and will that change the child support laws

So she quit her job to try and avoid paying child support and is hedging that she can get her beta bux who had a 6 figure career to pay for her and chad.

FUCK THIS FUCKING CUNT.

AlphaMale_ · 2017-06-30T01:07:08+00:00

My heart goes out to the husband. Hopefully, he can find happiness elsewhere.

2017-06-29T19:19:38+00:00

I didn't really decide to have my daughter. I found out about the pregnancy late and my mom convinced me not to have an abortion. While I have never regretted the decision and love her to bits, I definitely never wanted a baby at my age, things just happened that way and now she's basically whats locking me to my husband.

So basically her daughter, as a human being who she gave birth to and is responsible for, simply does not factor into this decision to wreck her marriage and betray her husband, for pleasure, except as basically an inconvenient minor detail. What an absolute piece of monkey shit. This woman is a factory-issue queef inhaler, jesus christ...

iamlikethewindbaby · 2017-06-29T21:17:49+00:00

Wonder who she's going to kill....

Harkian · 2017-06-30T06:16:45+00:00

Okay... can we all agree that we're so fucking glad that we're MGTOW?

Seriously, the thought of not worrying that your would-be-wife is cheating on you helps me sleep at night.

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2017-06-30T00:00:59+00:00

She is a shitty person, end of story.

Title	Branch Swinging & Hamstering 101
Author	DesignRed
Upvotes	121
Comments	69
Date	June 29, 2017 5:09 PM UTC (9 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments/6k9r80/branch_swinging_hamstering_101/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/MGTOW/branch-swinging-hamstering-101.577455 https://theredarchive.com/post/577455