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[–]ThrowawayGhostGuy1124 points125 points126 points 8 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link
So his wife is a stripper whore?
[–]ProfessionalVegan35 points36 points37 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
And a unicorn.
[–]chasingsnow 20 points21 points22 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
aren't they all. i mean the act of becoming a wife is giving up your sexual freedom to fuck some dude so he'll care for you with money and security. there is nothing more whoreish. i laugh when girls talk shit about sex workers, as if they are any different. everything sexual with a woman is a transaction.
[–][deleted] 7 points8 points9 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
So obviously true, yet they spend their lives convincing themselves it's not.
[–]DereIzNoPoint1 point 8 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
[–]isaaclikeafox18 points19 points20 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
*Stripper Horse
[–]DeClairency24 points25 points26 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
*Stripper Whorse
[–]DarkPrinceSlaanesh3 points4 points5 points 8 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
Under every unicorn exterior is a snake lying in wait.
[–]otakuiq5 points6 points7 points 8 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
Notice the stupid hair colour + shit ton of make up + a piercing in the middle of her forehead a big one as well (the horn) + pretty sure she has tattoos as well + a stripper. All are signs that she might be mentally unstable.
[–]frikabg0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Stripper unicorn whore thank you very much!
[+][deleted] 8 years ago [recovered] (8 children) | Copy Link
What a cuck. Guarantee you he sits at home watching his wife's boyfriend fuck her in front of him.
[+][deleted] 8 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
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[+][deleted] 8 years ago [recovered] (2 children) | Copy Link
Go drink some more, degenerate alcoholic.
[–][deleted] 15 points16 points17 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I’m laughing so hard right now
[–]Hang10Dude-1 points0 points1 point 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Dude, yes he's being an asshole. But you don't have to be one.
[–]Mapispema-ta13 points14 points15 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Projecting much?
[–]comptejete[S] 4 points5 points6 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Interesting thought.
I'm reminded of a quote from 1984, when Winston and Julia are intimate for the first time, and she reveals that she had been intimate with many men:
His heart leapt. Scores of times she had done it: he wished it had been hundreds – thousands. Anything that hinted at corruption always filled him with a wild hope. Who knew, perhaps the Party was rotten under the surface, its cult of strenuousness and self-denial simply a sham concealing iniquity. If he could have infected the whole lot of them with leprosy or syphilis, how gladly he would have done so! Anything to rot, to weaken, to undermine! He pulled her down so that they were kneeling face to face. "Listen. The more men you've had, the more I love you. Do you understand that? I hate purity, I hate goodness! I don’t want any virtue to exist anywhere. I want everyone to be corrupt to the bones."
Perhaps there is an ecstasy to be found not in the act of being submissive to other men, but in seeing woman in her purest form, stripped of the veneer of unspoiled allure that boys are raised to coat them with.
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
There's a difference between taking your turn at a gangbang and marrying a whore.
You're right. I love fucking a cucks wife.
[–]somuchluv2give54 points55 points56 points 8 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Is he saying his wife doesn’t exist?
[–]IntrovertedMagma12 points13 points14 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
1/0
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[–]csehszlovakze8 points 8 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
python is the PMSing female of all programming languages
[–]Puntingnuns38 points39 points40 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Her shirt says My Husband with a picture of a donkey, and My Boyfriend, a stallion.
[–]cheesymold6 points7 points8 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
😂😂😂
[–][deleted] 22 points23 points24 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
It's like white dudes take pride in being cucks
Only the masochistic ones.
[–]RogueRenegade 18 points19 points20 points 8 years ago* (3 children) | Copy Link
One is a horse, the other an unicorn. Pfft, keep on believing that your wife is an unicorn bud, you'll be taken out to the cleaners some day. That chance is high.
[–]newMGTOW0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She could very well be a unicorn, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEEkkDW1s3k
[–]megamanxtc-4 points-3 points-2 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I wonder if he's trying to say he has a bi sexual wife. Isn't "unicorn" internet lingo for that rare female who wants to have FFM threesomes?
[–]Nomfwic10 points11 points12 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Your wife is just wearing more fakeup.
Also my wife doesn't exist.
[–]cadthrwaway9152 4 points5 points6 points 8 years ago* (1 child) | Copy Link
So she IS a unicorn!
[–]Nomfwic2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Most likely just a donkey with a dildo stuck to its forehead with infinate layers of fakeup.
[–]mkfleet3 points4 points5 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Same shit different air freshener.
[–]Drakaris3 points4 points5 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
In reality:
his wife
him
[–]Cabshear2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Pandering doesnt work. For one thing this won't make a woman respect him at all, more less a naive laughing stock.
[–]hodltaco2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The rub there is the unicorn reference. I take as sarcastic as in he's being over the top because obviously unicorns don't exist.
[–]mrscene11 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hmm, judging by the concave ribcage and dirty fingernails, I'm assuming his wife is not a knockout
[–]Teflon08191 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
So...you're telling me that your wife is a stripper?
That sucks bro. Want to talk about it?
[–]Helikzhan1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Take note: This is what a dope looks like when the magic of the thing is still new.
See if he's wearing that shirt five years on.
[–]Limpythecat 1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If He means she isn't actually real then that's pretty clever
[–]Camstermail1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She is a unicorn until child support and alimony.
[–]ManIsWalking1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Wanna bet she bought him that shirt?
[–]techstyles1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Think it's sarcasm, in which case it might be the most mgtow shirt ever...
[–]Membrudo1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She’s humping the Chad behind and he will never find out.
[–]Naz-One 1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Your wife. My wife + her son.
[–]SlippinJimmy1977 1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Every beta male cuck white knight simp thinks this.
They are all wrong.
[–]WhistlingAlong 1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
And smart men are Mustangs running wild and free.
[–]DeathToTheZog0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You can tell he has zero muscle mass.
[–]inceldragon110 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
what a cuck
[–]Setari0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
All I could think of looking at this was, Your wife is a borderline-personality stripper that performs for multitudes of men, as strippers normally do?
In other words, this guy's dumb.
[–]GemStarCN210 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It's not your pole she's twirling around my friend.
[–]DarthCallidous0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Unicorns aren't real though.
This is the shirt that cucks wear while they watch from the closet.
[–]stringedbeams0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
she's not urs ids jus ur turn bro
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[–]otakuiq5 points6 points7 points (0 children) | Copy Link
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[+][deleted] [recovered] (8 children) | Copy Link
What a cuck. Guarantee you he sits at home watching his wife's boyfriend fuck her in front of him.
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[+][deleted] [recovered] (2 children) | Copy Link
Go drink some more, degenerate alcoholic.
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