Don't be a White Knight

Teflon0819 · 2018-03-18T13:03:06+00:00

For there to be any nobility in a man sacrificing himself to defend something, that something needs to be worth defending.

Zelda may be worth defending, but only because she's a fictional depiction of a woman devoid of all of the Machiavellianism that real women have come to embrace.

I honestly get why "waifus" are a thing.

phreshstart · 2018-03-18T08:20:37+00:00

What's the story with white nights? Why do so many people have it engrained to be one

EvilBananaManRD · 2018-03-18T09:36:19+00:00

The thing is, I always wanted to be a "white knight" when I grew up.

A man his woman can rely on, feel protected, supported, loved, safe, respected. "The perfect guy".

But doing that gets you cheated on at light speed. White Knighting only works if the woman is a decent person; otherwise she'll use you for your money/servitude/favors/company and then fuck other men.

MEN WILL BE GENTLE AND CARING WHEN WOMEN GIVE THEM INCENTIVES TO DO SO.

2018-03-18T13:43:22+00:00

Link is an actual knight. That’s his job. And she’s the princess, so he’d likely be executed if she died.

tofu6465 · 2018-03-18T14:36:38+00:00

I don't know how I feel about this. I loved Legend of Zelda games. In almost every game, Link is just a kid, and it's more about killing Ganon than rescuing Zelda.

TANQspray · 2018-03-18T08:32:17+00:00

Ears too pointy would not hit

uglymtherfker · 2018-03-18T13:04:07+00:00

You can tell Zelda is gonna suck the dick of whoever shot those arrows. Whiteknights always loose.

SlowJellyfish1 · 2018-03-18T15:25:42+00:00

Like traditional marriage, White Knights are a relic of the past. It's essence for being, died when society thought that loyalty for a man can easily severed by either one phone call to the local divorce lawyer or the simple thought of the "next bigger, better thing".

SkyloRen66 · 2018-03-18T16:31:30+00:00

I saw this guy screaming at his bitch and getting up in her face; my instinct told me to help. I didn’t help and I just left but I was stunned, and concerned that my own instinct was to be a white knight. NEVER be a white knight

2018-03-18T14:42:04+00:00

And now the enemy(winner) can fuck and impregnate her. Good job chump.

redditsuksballs · 2018-03-18T16:25:00+00:00

How to instantly tell a woman you are a beta simp? You white knight for her and her hole suddenly dries up for you only.

arkyleslyfox · 2018-03-18T16:49:08+00:00

Its deeply ingrained, I am looking to buy a house, and this particular house I was looking at had a cellar, but the lights weren't working, and the estate agent showing me round was worried about going down the stairs in the dark in her 6inch stilettos, and the white Knight in me chirped up and blurted out, "I'll go first!!" Afterwards I thought, what the fuck, why is it OK to put my life in danger instead of a woman!!, at least I am aware of these things I do now, its a long road this deprogramming business

richardhead6666 · 2018-03-18T17:44:21+00:00

He’s taking arrows for her and she be like stay away from me patriarchy lol

NiceIce · 2018-03-18T08:29:29+00:00

Whoa! I am no white knight ...!

zetsthamys · 2018-03-18T15:46:14+00:00

I took arrows in the back for you...

Now...

Would you let me shoot an arrow in the back for me ?

Datson_Horrenbrand · 2018-03-18T17:02:43+00:00

next scene: she rides with the one who killed her savior :D

subwayterminal9 · 2018-03-18T17:46:14+00:00

He never got some fuk.

SlainFunicle · 2018-03-18T18:32:30+00:00

she will be on another dick the moment his eyes close

MGTOWManofMystery · 2018-03-18T18:45:36+00:00

Methinks Chad the Orc gonna be banging the elf chick soon.

blacklightsleaze · 2018-03-18T21:23:26+00:00

White Knights are delusional and don't have any idea what would happen in the end.

aspir_throw_away · 2018-03-21T04:53:16+00:00

Black Mage > White Knight

ZcytheP · 2018-03-18T22:42:22+00:00

"OMG YOU GOT BLOOD ON MY DRESS YOU JERK"

WhistlingAlong · 2018-03-18T12:23:08+00:00

Switch is a gimmick as well. I have it just for xenoblade 2. Outside that game which is worth it very much the switch is collecting dust.

Title	Don't be a White Knight
Author	phreshstart
Upvotes	200
Comments	64
Date	March 18, 2018 7:43 AM UTC (8 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments/859y42/dont_be_a_white_knight/
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