Dont be captain save-a-hoe

069906 · 2018-08-14T03:38:09+00:00

Soyboy

StyleandSpeed · 2018-08-14T04:16:20+00:00

Only simps take pride in being providers. Keep paying for pussy bro.

Mora616 · 2018-08-14T03:39:24+00:00

I bet his "baby" was sucking Chad's dick while he was posting this on FB. Sad.

GarbageAccount115 · 2018-08-14T05:35:39+00:00

Splitting 50/50 is silly. Pay for your own and she can pay for her own. A much better option imo.

uh_huh_ya_dont_say · 2018-08-14T04:35:11+00:00

Girls everywhere are like, “he’s ready.”

Be__Live44 · 2018-08-14T11:14:34+00:00

Meet Dion. Raised by a single mom...who complained a lot as she raised him and his 4 siblings (Naturally there were 3 different fathers).

"I ain't got nobody helping me! You's daddies ain't shit. Men ain't shit. They supposed to help but they ain't helping." - LaRondala used to lament frequently.

Dion vowed to find a quality woman just like his mom and treat her right by paying for everything and "manning up". So he started "stacking bread" and simping hard. It didn't end well for him.

sentinel46 · 2018-08-14T05:41:52+00:00

Oh he will learn sooner or later

Upstream-moonbeam · 2018-08-14T04:13:20+00:00

What a fool If you think boo boo is going to put you “in a position to win again”..After you “fall off!” Lol Embarrassing.Simpin ain’t easy.

LeBouffonRoi · 2018-08-14T03:39:24+00:00

What if she pays for everything?

EffectiveEgg · 2018-08-14T07:05:10+00:00

Yes you pay all the bills so she canblow her cash on:

A) shopping B) vacation C) nails / hair D) eating out

Meanwhile ill be putting my money towards:

A) investments B) assets C) emergency fund

We'll see who has more money at the end k?

SirChoGath · 2018-08-14T07:08:53+00:00

That's definitely a girl posting on a fake male account. No real man using emoji's, at least not 5 of the same one in a row.

WolfgangBreitweit · 2018-08-14T06:20:51+00:00

It’s their pride to be useful. A real man needs that validation. But he wouldn’t give it to a silly vag who’s only goal in life is an early retirement. What kind of validation would that be? They aren’t men enough to validate themselves.

DavidShekelburg · 2018-08-14T06:08:22+00:00

This "nigga" stuff is starting to get on my nerves. "Niggas" who call themselves niggas are saying their purpose in life is to be slaves to women. They're women's house niggas and trying to teach other men to be the same. Next time I hear a man refer to himself or another man as "nigga" I may bitchslap him like the little bitch he is. (probably not though, since it wouldn't benefit me in any way)

ziggmuff · 2018-08-14T07:22:11+00:00

Uh naw dawg. That's gonna be a pass for me on taking advice from people who use the phrase "stack yo bread."

bfte · 2018-08-14T09:38:13+00:00

How to get Fagbook likes: Post something in all caps, with emoticons, and pander to wymyn.

squidracer · 2018-08-14T06:32:43+00:00

Can't be real. No way

hrm0894 · 2018-08-14T07:38:10+00:00

Can't believe men put up with this just for some pussy.

I can pay for an extra human being and stick my dick in a wet hole, or I can spend all my money for myself and Jack off (or have ONSs). I think I'll go with the latter.

mikemilligankcmafia · 2018-08-14T08:39:49+00:00

So in my observation...being a real man in their definition is to be cucked and paying their bills...got it. They redesigned these simps so well it's just not even humorous no more.

divorce33 · 2018-08-14T10:34:10+00:00

This guy is out of his goddamn mind!

LFOD42 · 2018-08-14T10:37:01+00:00

So he doesn't believe in equality, basically. Women are pets. Got it.

Tom_bork · 2018-08-14T11:24:17+00:00

Is the cute little "100" emoji there to represent that he's 100% retarded? And the people that "liked" or "shared" it, fucking hell. I'm going to have a lot of fun laughing at these guys in the future.

TB409 · 2018-08-14T11:53:56+00:00

If you fall off shes gonna leave, how can you not see youre enabling her with this retarded ass thinking, oh yea, cus your heads so far up her vagina

toxicgreencapsules · 2018-08-14T12:03:27+00:00

I don't care.
He can virtue signal all he wants.
It won't affect me.

It's his money, so he can spend it on whatever he wishes, that he derives joy from.

It's not how I'd my time, money and effort though.

aceofspadez360 · 2018-08-14T12:16:51+00:00

"Nigga" this , "Nigga" that, Nigga here, Nigga there , Niggas everywhere

stoopididoit · 2018-08-14T12:46:49+00:00

I think the most apt saying for this is "A fool and his money are soon parted".

Ipride362 · 2018-08-14T13:22:39+00:00

Now we see where feminism started. That guy's wife.

Cristi_Tanase · 2018-08-14T13:28:07+00:00

only IDIOTS believe you must "provide" for an adult that can work!

TheImpossible1 · 2018-08-14T13:49:02+00:00

I feel like this is a woman on a fake account.

SlainFunicle · 2018-08-14T13:57:33+00:00

Simps always reason like a bitch

Vegebanana · 2018-08-14T13:58:06+00:00

Nigga wtf is the point of the marriage. Ancient ways for procreation is slavery. Stay at home and be hold the home front is misogyny. Just chipping in what you make with your minimum wage masters degree is abuse. Simps like these are turning women into giant cats but instead once they run away the house blows up and you loose both kidneys.

2MetresAbove · 2018-08-14T14:54:37+00:00

That nigga is beyond pathetic.

magicmikefx · 2018-08-14T15:00:30+00:00

You can be a provider or a lover. Af bb

Drayelya · 2018-08-14T15:10:10+00:00

A provider can’t be a “real man” because his balls are super glued to a brick. He either gets forcible surgery(divorce rape)or volunteers for the surgery(ghosts his way out).

Afab67 · 2018-08-14T15:31:32+00:00

Well Dion, you just go forward with that idea and see how far it gets you.

AllahHatesFags · 2018-08-14T15:31:59+00:00

Bitch-made.

goooglercooler · 2018-08-14T15:46:21+00:00

Any man who talks like this, is genetically fucked.

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=beta%20provider

They are nothing more than Beta Providers. The ultimate cuck.

flee_market · 2018-08-14T16:22:38+00:00

If he "falls off" she'll vanish like a fart in the wind.

boy_named_su · 2018-08-14T16:39:49+00:00

Ya I'm sure she'll help you out once you falter...

Fabianstrategy1 · 2018-08-14T17:04:00+00:00

Strip-mined in 3...2..1...

TonyMGTOW · 2018-08-14T17:12:27+00:00

I smell a cuck

NeverNeverLandIsNow · 2018-08-14T17:44:36+00:00

He is a REAL Idiot.

brother_dreadly · 2018-08-14T18:44:15+00:00

Just a human being trying to signal he's better than x amount of his peers, for his own "benefit."

BurntFoot · 2018-08-14T21:07:33+00:00

I don't pay for a single thing. Strong wamans have salaries now.

ManIsWalking · 2018-08-14T21:22:17+00:00

His master plan falls apart when he gets to the "if I fall, pick me up". No woman would ever stick around for that.

Solstus22 · 2018-08-14T23:04:56+00:00

Holy shit, the amount of estrogen this guy is giving off is enormous.

Mr_M0t0m0 · 2018-08-15T02:16:00+00:00

That guy has rocks in his head.

SpecialistWerewolf · 2018-08-15T05:17:13+00:00

Ok deal. Clean my house, cook all my food and suck my dick.

t353tfb · 2018-08-14T06:53:27+00:00

Can someone post a translation into English please. What has happened to literacy in America, don't you provide public schooling for negroes any more?

gotspade · 2018-08-14T15:25:13+00:00

What a fucking faggot

Title	Dont be captain save-a-hoe
Author	MEXwaapaaa6
Upvotes	217
Comments	71
Date	August 14, 2018 3:36 AM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments/9751n5/dont_be_captain_saveahoe/
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