Female "humor"

ekse1 · 2020-04-08T12:50:29+00:00

Every marriage ever ?

mirrormantra · 2020-04-08T13:06:29+00:00

Stuck with? You said boyfriend, nothing signed? Nothing certain. Depends how much self-respect he has whether he tires of your lack of it...

If you can’t handle her at her donut-eating, pyjama-wearing worst, then you sure as hell don’t deserve her at her breath-smelling, hair-like-a-wet-dog best.

evergreen35 · 2020-04-08T13:23:06+00:00

A lot of women really are slobs who don't clean up after themselves, and some have poor hygiene.

PipBoyTInkerer · 2020-04-08T13:38:59+00:00

and I do feel bad

No you don't. The way you are acting is your boyfriend's reward for making you feel safe and secure in the relationship as well as not being abusive to you.

silly_birb · 2020-04-08T13:56:10+00:00

All women that do standup comedy only do jokes like this, then complain the earn less than their male counterpart...

Cursed_Swan · 2020-04-08T15:52:54+00:00

This is literally why I kicked my girlfriend out and she keeps texting that she wants to come back and do everything I say, cook, clean, etc.

Her Dad is even offering me a dowry (1 oz of gold lol).

Not falling for it, it's a trap.

iwanttheblanketback · 2020-04-08T14:34:20+00:00

Sounds like she is actively working to kill his desire for her.

barkingtree25 · 2020-04-08T13:30:05+00:00

[deleted]

Musket_22 · 2020-04-08T14:53:04+00:00

Honestly I wouldn't even mind the pj's, wet hair, and no make up. But not brushing your teeth and letting yourself go just flat out shows you don't give a shit about yourself so why should I?

rocko20002 · 2020-04-08T14:41:05+00:00

At least they're not married so he can get the fuck outta there. I sure hope he's reading this.

Iperovic · 2020-04-08T17:33:22+00:00

Everyone who's been in a serious relationship, and especially ones where you live together, can testify that the girl always lets herself go once she feels comfortable around you...I used to live with my ex back in our early 20s, once I started making bank she 1) cut her hair shorter than mine 2) gained weight 3) dropped out of college (and lost sports scholarship)...red flags everywhere, luckily I was smart enough to end it quickly

NoThirst · 2020-04-08T17:32:34+00:00

Personally I hope he's bangin' hell out of her little sister.

2020-04-08T13:19:25+00:00

Bitches be crazy.

1over4piepsilon · 2020-04-08T15:28:35+00:00

This femoid is a real stacey, and she definitley is a big chungus.

micestorff- · 2020-04-09T01:19:39+00:00

i was just thinking about the whole tactic about pretending they care about you until you marry, what a snap.

NickTesla2018 · 2020-04-08T18:56:08+00:00

Bet she wants a "real" man.

Morb357 · 2020-04-08T19:40:26+00:00

I bet she stopped shaving. Might as well fuck a dude lol.

Wide-Brick · 2020-04-08T20:07:40+00:00

Must be horrible b/c she doesn't look that good WITH make-up

sebastian0801 · 2020-04-08T20:11:45+00:00

Oh thank god i m single.

NeverNeverLandIsNow · 2020-04-08T20:58:52+00:00

If they are not married then he is not stuck, but he may be a super simp if so then he is screwed.

skippydammit · 2020-04-08T23:52:56+00:00

She obviously left out the "ex" in front of bf...-:)

throwawayham1971 · 2020-04-09T01:00:56+00:00

BF does NOT equal STUCK.

Kick her ass to the curb.

While you're at it, take a run at one of her single friends who still needs to worry about showering.

barkingtree25 · 2020-04-09T01:10:21+00:00

Lmao. Women only dress up to attract males. Men dress up because they have standards. Feel naked if I leave my house without having a shower and doing my hair, doesnt matter where Im going. Women feel no shame looking like dogshit if theres no men to attract

Title	Female "humor"
Author	hrm0894
Upvotes	304
Comments	53
Date	April 8, 2020 12:48 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments/fx5vib/female_humor/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/MGTOW/female-humor.362582 https://theredarchive.com/post/362582

Comments