Futile

ncarolina66 · 2019-09-15T16:59:39+00:00

Yeah, what are they going to do when they still lose playing the game? Even with the monetary advantage?

What will they blame their loss on then? They didn't get the car piece.....you bought all the premium properties while they bought the fucking railroads.....they used their money to get out of jail several times.....or the ever popular...."This game sucks, it's not fair, fuck you".

CeleritySteam · 2019-09-15T18:31:28+00:00

So they get an xtra 40 per lap around the board. Landing on any developed property is still several hundreds at a minimum and they'll still go for status, aka board walk and park place instead of either the low tier stuff so they take your go bonus immediately or the mid tier because it's the most landed on.

No game plan, no planning = you lose even with a handicap.

[deleted] · 2019-09-15T18:25:09+00:00

Joker - "All I have, are negative thots"

OLD-TRUCK · 2019-09-15T16:35:08+00:00

It doesn't matter how much money they make, they will still not have a pot to piss in.

oirectine00 · 2019-09-15T20:45:33+00:00

Just change your gender to female jusr as you are about to pass GO and then switch back. Its 2019

Master_Golan · 2019-09-15T18:24:25+00:00

Omg never laughed so hard, thank you for this 😂

Caracaos · 2019-09-15T20:11:30+00:00

Couldn't you just... play regular Monopoly where female players get 240 from the community chest and male players get 200?

If this is real, I assume Hasbro is just trying to extract a dumbass premium.

Ffdfggfgdrfwfzdf · 2019-09-15T20:18:44+00:00

For real? Monopoly teaching young girls they have a bonus just by being female???

novhaku · 2019-09-15T22:56:46+00:00

A game about sexism. I noticed Hasbro prevented comments on their marketing video. Gee, I wonder why they had to do that? Maybe because they are discriminating their customers.

Chaos-KnightHD · 2019-09-15T20:17:48+00:00

Guess women are more equal than men now

thefudmaster · 2019-09-16T04:19:37+00:00

So wait...they’re creating a wage gap where none existed before?

[deleted] · 2019-09-15T16:23:12+00:00

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privatiieer · 2019-09-15T23:25:44+00:00

i keep seeing this ms monopoly game but is this an actual rule in it

Loreze · 2019-09-16T00:28:00+00:00

If the gender pay gap is real maybe it’s because women spend most of their time thinking of ways to complain to the public about it rather than getting a high paying physical job. Rather complain about it and make them pay you more for doing jack shit than actually going out and physically working harder.

“But I’m not as strong as a man is and can’t do that kind of labor!”

Ok, then you know the answer to your problem. Stop complaining and get a job you CAN do.

TicStackToe · 2019-09-16T02:38:35+00:00

Lol hasbros been fucking with people on both sides of the political and social spectrum

krazye87 · 2019-09-16T03:24:46+00:00

Wait the Ms Monopoly wasnt a joke? What the actual fuck?

crackbabybasketb · 2019-09-16T03:49:37+00:00

I mean how could this possibly be a good PR move for Hasbro? It's literally saying women are incapable of winning against men, when competing in a totally equalitarian system.. Lol

Exolise · 2019-09-16T05:31:58+00:00

Monopoly is the easiest game in existence as a amateur gambler. All you have to do is buy houses on all the lots and Profit just like RL.

MrAlpha93 · 2019-09-16T06:49:25+00:00

So they need handicap to have a chance against men?

thenotoriousdougie · 2019-09-16T13:00:37+00:00

Guys will invest in properties while women will “invest” in shitty clothes and cheap jewelry. And won’t be able to figure out why they lost.

My question is, can men get a “Get out of false rape accusation free” card??

Title	Futile
Author	Havinstroke
Upvotes	437
Comments	30
Date	September 15, 2019 4:06 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
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