How do I grow a beard?

BrownMayonnaise · 2018-08-03T15:01:21+00:00

Push really hard. Just be careful, I prolapsed my ass trying once.

NiceIce · 2018-08-03T14:43:40+00:00

Stop shaving. Either you can grow a beard, or you can't. End of story.

ConsumingImpulse · 2018-08-03T16:45:44+00:00

You can either grow a full one or you can't. I can, but I shaved it all off a few weeks ago. Too many cuck soyboys have beards these days. I don't want to look like any of them.

nigelh · 2018-08-03T15:27:23+00:00

ROTFL. My father told the story that during WW2 when he was in the RAF they got posted to the desert for a period and were told to grow beards because there wasn't water to spare for shaving (the RAF normally only permitted moustaches but not beards). All his men grew fine beards but he, their Sergeant, grew a cloud of fluff. I seem to have inherited that trait.

MaGeTOW · 2018-08-03T14:58:04+00:00

Am I just fucked?

Yes, because

I'm a professional with a career so I can't show up to work looking scruffy

To grow a beard you have to be able to say IDGAF to peer/work pressure.

cryptotim70726 · 2018-08-03T22:13:46+00:00

Have you tried minoxidil?

Tacothechihuahua · 2018-08-03T14:39:47+00:00

Not everyone can grow one that looks good. In a professional setting consider starting with a goatee then letting it get progressively wider over time.

Webweasel_priyom · 2018-08-03T14:41:18+00:00

Your fucked dude, if you can't grow one you never will, it's just genetics. I have grown my hair and beard to max length. Hair reaches the shoulder blades won't grow any longer. Beard grows from the neck and chin but not the face, so looks like shit and Max's out about 1 ft long. Your stuck with your genetics.

thefox987 · 2018-08-03T14:51:45+00:00

Just don't

The risky way is

Put rogaine on clean shaven face until it works and beard thickens

Then take a week off work

And let it grow in

Manicure then go back to work

Is it worth it?

Rogaine has side effects but does wonders on beards

throw_7 · 2018-08-04T00:11:53+00:00

Bro, let me know what you find out. I want to know how to NOT grow a beard. I have to shave every damn morning and if I go out at night, I have to shave again in the evening!

Konsaki · 2018-08-03T15:17:17+00:00

You don't. It's a genetic thing, you either grow a full beard or you look like you have mange.

I personally have to keep it at goatee level, because anything past that looks horrible.

scaur · 2018-08-03T15:32:24+00:00

I thought is genetic. You don't need a beard to define you.

UndeadTed · 2018-08-03T16:13:59+00:00

Look on Youtube for 'styling beard'. A lot of guys don't realize that having a scruffy beard is kinda normal if you don't DO anything to it and just let it go wild. But if you style it a bit and use some grooming products for beards, you can turn something scruffy into something more chad.

Larry_Porus · 2018-08-03T16:51:03+00:00

Some men grow in their late 20s. If you are past that age you can try cosmetical treatmeants, maybe testasterone

danny__boy3 · 2018-08-03T19:54:21+00:00

Use minoxidil, its made for hair loss but you can use it to grow a beard too, you can research about it on the internet and it has worked for some people.

Blissbynature · 2018-08-04T10:12:43+00:00

I'm boned for having a beard too. I grow thick facial hair in all the right places for having a nice beard but my skin will turn red and start flaking if I don't keep up with shaving. So no beard for me either. It doesn't break my heart.

801735 · 2018-08-03T14:35:11+00:00

Shave more often. It'll strengthen existing and start sprouting additional hairs iirc.

I like less fuss so I don't shave that often - don't have to, remote whorek mostly.

Title	How do I grow a beard?
Author	feoen
Upvotes	16
Comments	24
Date	August 3, 2018 2:33 PM UTC (8 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
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