Imagine a whale jumping between rooftops

M26PershingTank · 2017-10-05T07:46:12+00:00

Fat assassin's? The bitch would be out of breath easily

AllahHatesFags · 2017-10-05T14:43:25+00:00

An obligatory history of women and videogames:

1988 - "lol look at this loser and his videogames!"

1989 - "lol look at this loser and his videogames!"

1990 - "lol look at this loser and his videogames!"

1991 - "lol look at this loser and his videogames"

1992 - "lol look at this loser and his videogames"

1993 - "lol look at this loser and his videogames"

1994 - "lol look at this loser and his videogames"

1995 - "lol look at this loser and his videogames"

1996 - "lol look at this loser and his videogames"

1997 - "lol look at this loser and his videogames"

1998 - "lol look at this loser and his videogames"

1999 - "lol look at this loser and his videogames"

2000 - "lol look at this loser and his videogames"

2001 - "lol look at this loser and his videogames"

2002 - "lol look at this loser and his videogames"

2003 - "lol look at this loser and his videogames"

2004 - "lol look at this loser and his videogames"

2005 - "lol look at this loser and his videogames"

2006 - "why won't anyone give me attention?"

2007 - "The cake is a lie XDXDXD"

2008 - "Girls can play games too ya know!"

2009 - "I'm a grrrrrl gamer!"

2010 - "Girls are just as good as guys pretty much"

2011 - "Videogames are sexist"

2012 - "Videogames must cater to our needs"

DJGrom · 2017-10-05T11:31:59+00:00

When chicks contribute to 51+% of video game purchases they can dictate how a game designer sets up his hero. Until then, I'm not going to play "Gretchen and the magic bon bons" for the PS4

Reprogramming_Life · 2017-10-05T11:29:49+00:00

In completely unrelated news; 13 types of cancer have been linked to obesity. If cancer acceptance a thing?

terminator612 · 2017-10-05T07:32:33+00:00

she won't make it that far if shes a whale she would just fall

dogwoodcat · 2017-10-05T07:48:01+00:00

I would pay to watch this IRL.

scaur · 2017-10-05T09:06:48+00:00

LOL actually, I would buy it if they made an Fat assassins. But has to be 400+

Amnesia2508 · 2017-10-05T12:20:02+00:00

Assassins Greed.

DagonNaxos · 2017-10-05T11:50:14+00:00

They are eating each other, to prove who's more oppressed. Good

logic-is-your-friend · 2017-10-05T13:51:59+00:00

That girl on the right has a feminist YouTube channel but I want to say she’s a troll level 9000. The shit she says is so far removed from reality that I feel like she’s the biggest sarcastic troll out there. I could also be completely wrong and she is legit retarded.

Cabshear · 2017-10-05T13:02:47+00:00

Lmao, "flopping across rooftops" the image in my head of a cool cloudy night and some landwall attempting to leap across rooftops huffing and puffing with pastries clutched desperatly in her greasy paws.

5foot2introvert · 2017-10-05T12:13:30+00:00

I mean if they gave the bitch the powers of Incredible Hulk and have her leaping from building to building like that Ultimate Destruction game I'm all in on that shit.

Temperfuelmma · 2017-10-05T14:56:35+00:00

Assassin's creed has lost its magic. Instead of innovating they're going to go pander to women and other SJW crowd like "look guys we have a woman, not just a woman, we have a FAT woman in our game. Plz buyyy". A complete disrespect of something that used to be an art, which is good because people that do see this as a art will have no problem dropping a game that has chosen to go down that path.

fuckyouredditcunts77 · 2017-10-05T15:43:35+00:00

You're fat. Get over it and leave us alone.

expert-incel · 2017-10-05T16:01:02+00:00

She could jump on a guy and crush him to death, best way to assassinate

no_gal_friend · 2017-10-05T16:27:50+00:00

You will need a big fuckin computer screen for that fat assassin..

manzone22 · 2017-10-06T03:16:54+00:00

feminist and SJW can create their own gaming company and make games with all the land whales and gender bending all they want

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AllahHatesFags · 2017-10-05T09:16:05+00:00

Here's the actual article and the comments are gold. Apparently the article is satire. Maybe.

Naebany · 2017-10-05T10:04:20+00:00

Sounds like fun mode tbh.

burningrangers · 2017-10-05T14:10:19+00:00

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TN4NEpO0WI

CadeyrnDragheim · 2017-10-05T17:15:50+00:00

Ummmmmmm there aren't any fat male characters either. So what's the problem?

assfatssins?

Lunatcharsky · 2017-10-05T20:26:58+00:00

plus-sized

LOL

Title	Imagine a whale jumping between rooftops
Author	sopun
Upvotes	203
Comments	52
Date	October 5, 2017 7:10 AM UTC (8 years ago)
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