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[–]The_German_One95 points96 points97 points 8 years ago (18 children) | Copy Link
I call fake.
https://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=(3x%5E3-x%5E2%2B2x-4)%2F(sqrt(x%5E2-3x%2B2))dx+from+0+to+1
≈-2.9813 is no PIN.
[–]mongolian_usa72 points73 points74 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Maybe that's the point, Like a backhanded compliment.
[–]KleinLust21 points22 points23 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
There's no cake either. Women still want to eat it and have it too.
[–][deleted] 15 points16 points17 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Just in case her other bf is good at math
[–]Membrudo11 points12 points13 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Maybe 029813? However I think he gave a fake, she can find a beta Simp good in math.
[–]User-31f64a4e7 points8 points9 points 8 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
PINs are 4 digit, so drop the 3
2981
[–]RK210010 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
My ATM pin is 6 digits
[–]User-31f64a4e2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Well, many charge cards (for use at stores) are 4 digit.
[–][deleted] 4 points5 points6 points 8 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
used their app to cheat college exams
yes, I'm a sinner.
[–]gods_bones1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
No crime was committed. That college would have gladly discriminated against you for your gender after taking all your money as fees anyway. Degree papers are just expensive toilet paper in today's market.
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Well, the math courses were poorly designed. They barely explained anything. Many people cheated using that app lol
[–]oksidasyon0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
uhh photomath?
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
? linear Algebra, calculus, differential equations and probability theory
(yep, I cheated a lot)
[–]Throwawaysteve1234561 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Unless it's 2981. That'd be impressive. I'd say take my money.
[–]OnMyWayOut217-1 points0 points1 point 8 years ago* (2 children) | Copy Link
It looks like you took the integral of the full thing, I think it’s only the integral of the numerator here.
[–]The_German_One2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
This would result in -31/(12*sqrt(x2 -3x+2))
Is x a constant? If yes, the integral doesn't make sense, since you don't integrate over a constant. If no, the whole term allegedly representing a PIN doesn't make sense.
Not taking the whole fraction as part of the integral makes even less sense than taking ≈-2.981266944 as PIN.
[–]OnMyWayOut2170 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You’re right, but the way it’s written is weird I stand by what I said, it would just have a random x in it which makes no sense for a pin.
[–][deleted] 54 points55 points56 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Plot Twist: Run it as credit, no PIN required.
[–]_Leukocyte_12 points13 points14 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yeah. Theyll ask you for the billing zip code and i bet even she could figure out that one.
Best part would be if they make her sign for it..
..which is actually fraud.
[–]Shazz820 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That's being ahead of the game
[–][deleted] 29 points30 points31 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
A women who’s smart enough to solve that is a woman who’s smart enough to get a job and provide for herself.
[–]throwaway_ftb1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
but y would she do that?
[–]roxon8928 points29 points30 points 8 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
Maybe the pin is 29813.
[–]Hypogamy23 points24 points25 points 8 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
All unknown number sequences can be bypassed with the universal code 8675309.
[–]swedishchef1236 points7 points8 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Only if you enter it on a TuTone phone...
[–]hipst4 points5 points6 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
In an emergency, one can use this code instead:
01189998819991197253
[–]DymondHed0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
didn't see that coming. 8/10
[–]joshymemes0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Actually, the number is 7355608
[–]voidmain000 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
its an approximation
[–][deleted] 23 points24 points25 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
What kind of asshole puts a radical in the denominator of an integral?
[–]camknight156 points7 points8 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Satan
[–]Mechs20024 points5 points6 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
My calc 2 professor...that class nearly broke me.
[–]Tyler78922817 points18 points19 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
A white knight will solve that for her.
[–]Yashugan0010 points11 points12 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Oh she'll solve it. She has a superior technology: men.
Step 1: take picture of equation
Step 2: upload to social media, tinder and dating sites. Say for a date if solved.
Step 3: 15 minutes later, solved by the most powerful parrallel processor in the world: beta orbiter brains.
Step 4: promptly forget about said man (because Briffault's Law) and goes shopping
[–]anal-ass-wipe7 points8 points9 points 8 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
IMO women are horrendously bad at math, seeing as it is a subject that cannot be spoken of in any terms of opinion or conjecture, only 100% logic and fact. If you take University level courses, it pretty much drops off to 25% female maximum for any course above Pre-Calc. Get to Multivariate Calc or Linear Algebra and above, maximum like 1 in 10 females per class.
[–]DogsOfParadise5 points6 points7 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Of those 1 in 10 females, 90% of those are Asians.
[–]sasi582 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
And the rest are eastern european.
It amazed me just how bad women are at math, I took a few statistics courses and most of the female TAs couldn't do Pre-Calc 10 level stuff. Statistics courses you get opinion and conjecture and actually very little math.
[–]maggot_brain795 points6 points7 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Hell, that'd be a sure way to ensure I never spend any money either. I've been shit at math since I was a young lad.
[–]cmdralpha1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Honestly the first part of Calculus you could
[–]GemStarCN213 points4 points5 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
She'll probably get her bull to solve it for her.
[–][deleted] 10 points11 points12 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Chad Thunderequation.
[–]FabianSebastian2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago* (5 children) | Copy Link
-3 I believe is the answer. Edit: used pen and paper.
Second edit: it isn’t -3
[–]antovski0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
How did you solve it?
[–]desertfox161 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
You could bring the denominator up by putting it to the power of minus a half and then continually use integration by parts until you can evaluate it. Pretty cancerous though and the answer isn't an integer so forget about doing it by hand.
[–]antovski1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Thanks for your reply. I tried looking at it last night. I thought that there may be some alternative since, Both the denominator and numerator has a factor of x-1 . The limits of the integral seem interesting since the upper limit of 1 make this an improper integral.
What ensures that continually doing this using integration by parts will eventually result in something we can integrate analytically?
[–]desertfox160 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
In this case you have 2 functions of x that are being multiplied, I don't see what you could use to use integration by substitution so you are stuck with using parts.
Assuming that you know how to use parts if you don't that's fine I can explain it, we should eventually get there as what we will need to integrate will get simpler and simpler, it would be so long to do it by hand though it's better to just stick it in to wolfram alpha or something to get a solution.
[–]FabianSebastian-1 points0 points1 point 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Shit give me a minute or two.
[–]Hugh_Jardon182 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Where is ZealousMathematician when you need him? Lol
[–]lister7771 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I love this one
[–]7pharaohs1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Couldnt she just run it as credit?
[–]cobaltcolander1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Fun fact: any upper limit over 1 produces a complex number.
[–]FabianSebastian0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Well fuck, I messed up. Never mind the initial comment. It’s incorrect.
[–]LeeeeeroyPhishkins0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
U-sub, right?
[–]camknight151 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Not in your dreams, sunny. No u-sub will work on a beast that ugly.
[–]LeeeeeroyPhishkins0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Pls no trig sub
[–]epictro11z0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Nah, looks like some parts with a bunch of hyperbolic trig to me
[–]FlexyPirate0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Maybe there's tap 😂
[–]cyborg_type_darkness0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She'll be asking a man for help.
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