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[–]NathanHollister34 points35 points36 points 7 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link
Here's a fun game! Next time you hear a girl at work whine that her boyfriend/husband is cheating (or she thinks he is) and she can't figure out why, ask her how often they have sex.
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[–]NathanHollister15 points16 points17 points 7 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Well, the police won't do anything. She can call HR, but then you would just turn it around on her. Tell them she was making you uncomfortable by loudly discussing she and her husband's sexual escapades.
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[–]donallanod11 points12 points13 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Especially since most HR departments are heavily staffed by women.
Best not to get involved. This sort of stuff doesn't make your life any easier but has the potential to cause you a lot of unneeded hassle.
[–]DLR-Adapting10 points11 points12 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I once nearly got fired because some girl said I was inapropriado to her in the pub. All HR ganged up on me until my team /manager intervene and said that it's fucking impossible since I was never in the pub that night.....
[–]Errorcode993 points 7 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
Completely ridiculous...
[–]Idiot_Savant_Tinker2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
better to not get on HR's radar at all in the first place.
I'm glad, so glad, that I work in a metal shop staffed entirely by men and without an HR department of any kind.
[–]harmonic_blast 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Here's an even more fun game! Avoid all unnecessary interaction with female coworkers!
[–]pukegreenwithenvy9 points10 points11 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
The giving head thing is actually why we’re here today.
[–]Dicksmasher-mccock[S] 4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Happpy cake day!
[–]pukegreenwithenvy6 points7 points8 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Thanks man!
[–]SavvyMillennial10 points11 points12 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
We don't want a lazy roommate that doesn't put out haha. I feel bad for all the married men who don't get sex and have to hear their wife nag. What's the point of even getting married?
[–]teslaistheshit11 points12 points13 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
What's the point of even getting married?
Absolutely none. My ex liked sex and frankly I was better in bed. The problem for me is sex gets boring the longer your with someone. Sure you can try new positions and spice it up with some freaky shit but it's still the same person. Ask any marriage counselor the first thing they ask their clients and it's "how often are you having sex".
[–]QuantumSanta2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Yup, this represents a lot of deadbedroom situations. Celibate monogamous relationships..
[–]donallanod1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
His client would be better off trying to kick the habit. He wants to go from having 1 problem to 3 ? Moving in the wrong direction.
[–]tylermagnus 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That's what we call an overpriced housemate.
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