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[–]Badthrowaway2928 122 points123 points124 points 7 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
Is this simp literally retarded? Wow
Thots having to pay taxes now equates people to being alt right? Lol!
How about quit being a fucking loser and paying some hoe all your money and understand how the world works. God these morons are starting to hamster like a woman.
[–]CeleritySteam40 points41 points42 points 7 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
NPC.exe doesn't like it, therefore it is alt right!
Get with the script kiddieing man!
[–]wheredidiputit 13 points14 points15 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Obvs drumph fault
[–]CeleritySteam15 points16 points17 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Orange man baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad!
[–]wheredidiputit 2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
surely he's not as bad as you purport?
[–]CeleritySteam0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Dat's fascist!
[–]squidracer 6 points7 points8 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That, or he's just trolling for the lulz
[–]ColoradoMGTOW87 points88 points89 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The blind will lead the blind.
[–]Izzenw47 points48 points49 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
35 "Jesus wept."
I LOLED HAAAAAARD.
Amén to that brother!
[–]MgtowMonk095e2f5a17 points18 points19 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Jesus wept
Shortest verse in the bible!
'Lifetime subscription' ooooooops. Glad I don't interact with internet females any more. The phrase 'toxic femininity' describes 99+% of them.
[–]memelord360420 3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
100% AWALT
[–]catastrophicprophet39 points40 points41 points 7 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
this HAS to be satire...
[–]0signal015 points16 points17 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Nowadays you can never be sure. Men worldwide are so cucked.
[–]searangex 12 points13 points14 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Definitely satire
[–]48LawsOfFlour3 points 7 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
The use of "invest" pushes it over the edge for me.
[–]0x00A0C00 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Poe's law in action
[–]I-am-the-lul0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
At best it is only satire... for now.
But looking back the past few years, what would have been mere satire ends up real or even understated as reality really can be stranger than fiction.
[–]user_miki28 points29 points30 points 7 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
Stupid ,
So if he continued to pay her premium nudes, he would not be down $500 rent coming?Actually he would be lost more money , they did him a favor.
[–]fuckyouredditx219 points20 points21 points 7 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
When your entire diet consists of blue pills and avocados
[–]hrm08940 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
And soymilk
[–]-Fender-0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Wait, what's wrong with avocado? It's delicious. I eat some often.
[–]fuckyouredditx21 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I like it too, but some people eat it for pleasure and some people eat it because they're fags.
[–]crsuarezf0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Avocado seeds
[–]ChadwickSlickdick12 points13 points14 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Simps gonna simp, but wow!
This dude is the Simp Prince.
[–]SSDan00711 points12 points13 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
What does his being financially irresponsible by PAYING for female validation have to do with the "alt-right"?
[–]8017358 points9 points10 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Riiiiight.
[–]RedPilledLurker6 points7 points8 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Saving simps from themselves #ThotAudit
[–]Toshiba1point03 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You can’t save any one dumb enough to pay for porn
[–]overqualified_idiot5 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"Friend"
[–][deleted] 5 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Congrats on breaking your disgusting addiction, random twitter simp!
[–]Fantoche_Dreemurr7 points8 points9 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
How much of a fucking simp do you have to be to give so much money just to see some skin?
[–]Toshiba1point02 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You just answered your own question
[–]SuperSkullomania6 points7 points8 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I love this logic.
'I have lost $500 with rent coming up on the 1st'
It wasn't a loan, you GAVE her the money, to keep. That's how transactions work. No matter how idiotic or desperate they may be.
This is a difficult concept to grasp so I'll try to put it in layman's terms. If rent is a problem. You don't send $500 to a complete stranger on the internet in exchange for a grainy picture of a tattooed boob.
[–]I-am-the-lul2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
He gave her his rent money just to have access to some thot's pictures, this guy is a lost cause.
[–]smfuel874 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I had absolutely NO IDEA that this was a thing lol. Is this guy real? Do guys like this actually exist? There isn't any way Newtonian Law would allow so much cuckoldry to exist within such a confined space.
This has to be a troll account.
[–]EnglishBob71 7 points8 points9 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Online prostitutes can attract real leg humpers. Same as offline prostitutes will sit and listen to Steve bitch and whine about his day at the office after he fucks their rotten snatch. 'Relationship'.
[–]Anonymoose_wrex5 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
MFW a dude whos self worth is so fucked he thinks the internet thot he pays for attention is "a good friend". smdh..
[–]Londonnj3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Such a good friend takes $500 and leaves 'friend' no means of contact. I wonder how happy she was when she had an excuse to cut ties.
[–]Crusty_Fedora 5 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This again?
[–]kyarsargan2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
beep beep beep npc.exe she was never your friend!
[–]NeverNeverLandIsNow3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Dumbass simp, deserves it, she was never gonna do anything with you so really this is keeping him from blowing more money on her.
[–]Sol_Install3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Wait... did this dumb bitch say he spent 500 bucks WITH RENT COMING UP? This is what Trad Cons/Women/PUAs want. Men so desperate for pussy that they chase to their own ruin. Who the fuck puts online porn before their own rent?
[–]georgesoyros2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That escalated quickly.
[–]jrpark052 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That's a shit person right there. No simp, fuck you!
[–]shadocatssb2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This would be a great copypasta
[–]Darth_Rodrigo 2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
No, fuck YOU! Hahahaha
[–]Stabiel2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"Life time" meaning when she pulls the plug on the account your left with absolutely nothing at all.
Do we even want people like that becoming MGTOW?
[–]Seeker_Of_Defeat2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The fuck his rent have to do with anything. What a cuck
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Dude... It gave me an ideia...
[–]Roastie_haiku_bot1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
What the fuck is the difference between 'alt' right, and 'right'? Why do libturds keep using 'alt-right' to describe anyone they don't like?
[–]memelord360420 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Alt right is like sexism and racism these days. If everything is alt right sexist and racist nothing is. Alt right means nothing
[–]-Agent_Gemini-0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
it's the new version of "everyone I don't like is Hitler".
[–]orionface1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
'a good friend' lol
[–]Hellse1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That's a good friend eh? Fucking pathetic.
[–]bfte21 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Just remember this. It's people like him calling MGTOW a bunch of virgins who cannot get laid, and then shame the same people fucking prostitutes.
[–]Paratam16171 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
He’s blaming MEN! HES BLAMING MEN!!!
HE’S BLAMING MEN BECAUSE A WHORE DIDNT PAY TAXES WHAT THE FUCK
[–]MarketWatcher94562 points 7 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
500 dollars! A simp and his momey are soon parted.
[–]DetectivePorkins 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Please... Please tell me this is photoshopped. Please.
[–]DailyChupa 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Alt right?
[–]robowriter0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
He's probably into some type of fetish and she's dominating him in some way. If he does his sick shit with some normal tramp she's going to perceive him to be an equal in marketplace value or lower and not respect and fuck him over.
She'll do it anyway because this clown is so simpy she'll probably not get any tingle out of him anyway. So he thinks he'd rather do it with this online hoe.
I don't know, it's all seems very dumb and foreign to me.
[–]Jobseekingforlife0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Good. I hope he gets evicted. Only way a cuck learns is when he loses everything.
[–]Cades130 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
lmao he actually thinks they're friends
[–]iVah1d0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The stupidity level of these people really leaves me speechless. Wow...
[–]BadassGT-CS0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
LMAO!!! Gawd, what a stupid fucker.
[–]Lorenz990 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Wow.... just wow..
[–]JohnnySkidmarx0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
He looks like a dude that can’t get laid.
[–]xero-wing0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I wonder if she’d still be his ‘friend’ if he stopped the money
[–]Inaccuratefocus0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I hope this is real and he gets kicked out blame whoever you want in the end it’s his own fault for being a dipshit
[–]EpicTrapCard0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
this is what i call a loser,sad to see these kind of morons exist,he's so pathetic and desperate
[–]MasterChris7250 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
bitching at "alt-right" cause he can't pay to see a particular woman's nudes. get over yourself simp. who the fuck drops their entire budget on buying nudes from a chick that is never going to have sex with you. what is wrong with these dudes.
[–]urban38790 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
😂
Is that his actual avatar?
Cuckface.exe
[–]WATASHI_NO_CRESTA0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It's a shame you can delete social media. It's like an audit trail of their sluttyness.
[–]Hawkshepard 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Wow what a loser
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
LOL this sub is beginning to depress me.
i no longer wish to go out into the world
its depressing how fucking stupid simps of both genders are
[–]Harrybud070 points1 point2 points 7 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
On your next pay, take your money straight to a Hooker and get a blow job, before some thot steals it off you.
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