Lalit is lit af!

RedMeatTrinket · 2019-03-30T19:16:44+00:00

I prefer the term skeeter bites.

fredanderssen · 2019-03-30T17:54:10+00:00

Above 125 lbs (57 kg) and you’re a fat cunt.

ParalyticPoison · 2019-03-30T17:37:35+00:00

Could not even feed a malformed baby with those mosquito bites, how can you call that a woman?

PolesWithGoals · 2019-03-30T19:33:59+00:00

Sorry my genetics doesn’t meet your standards, you stuck-up bitch

SmellyTheBluCow · 2019-03-30T18:36:02+00:00

You'd be surprised how short your favorite pokemon actually are canonically. For example, Nidoking is actually shorter than 5 feet tall.

charlibruwn · 2019-03-30T21:43:08+00:00

Females above 120 pounds aren’t females, they’re fucking sperm whales (pun intended)

Fantoche_Dreemurr · 2019-03-30T22:33:25+00:00

Women love demanding physical standards on men that cannot be improved no matter what.

But god forbid you don't want fat women with grotesque hair, then you're the worst sexist in the world.

ThatsReallyGr8 · 2019-03-30T20:02:56+00:00

Oh, I'm gonna give ya a poke mon.

Hah? Hah? See what I did there? It's a funny.

Okay fine, I'll go home then.

antonio_rico · 2019-03-30T23:20:03+00:00

Except it's cup size that matters not band size.

I have a lot of experience with bras and I can tell you this much: it also depends on manufacturer.

Some manufacturers will misreport bra size in the interest of making women feel better about themselves.

For example, a bra that should be calculated to be a C mathematically, based on the difference between band size and underbust may be sold as a D or DD. Add padded bras into the mix and there's even more inflation happening.

All so a girl can claim she has DDs even though she may only be a C.

More good news: the gap is widening.

There's also the common myth that she can go down a band size and up the cup size. For example, if she normally wears a 34B, she can squeeze into a 32C. All this does is make for an uncomfortable fit and contributes to droopy tits later in life. Proper sizing is so important but dumb bitches almost never do it.

formerlydeaddd · 2019-03-30T22:12:06+00:00

girls even a few inches taller than me are useless. when they hit me up on fb or tindr it's like going to the pound with your kids to pick out a puppy, but all they have is an aging great dane. Stop whimpering, I don't think you're cute.

smash_fanatic · 2019-03-31T00:52:44+00:00

Over 200 pounds are not women

They are whales

xevolverx · 2019-03-31T00:34:52+00:00

I feel i need to point out that 5'6 and b cups are equivalent points on a bell curve

CommanderHeMan · 2019-03-31T01:34:57+00:00

Above 135lbs are not women, but planets.

madpsych · 2019-03-30T23:07:05+00:00

Not women but surfboards

UltimateCurryCel · 2019-03-31T02:37:15+00:00

1k out of 1.6k reactions liked this. Wtf

DashHex · 2019-03-30T19:56:39+00:00

Too bad 32 inches has nothing to do with the cup size

Title	Lalit is lit af!
Author	uvsw_24
Upvotes	772
Comments	55
Date	March 30, 2019 4:55 PM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments/b7dd3j/lalit_is_lit_af/
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