Magical

XanderS311 · 2018-10-12T10:42:56+00:00

That's not actually what happened. The story was in my local paper.

He won a stupid competition on the radio called "punching above my weight" where the prize was an expensive wedding IIRC. It was for ugly guys with hot gf's. He became a minor local celebrity because of this.

It was after that he won a few million on the lottery.

shetoldmeto80 · 2018-10-12T08:08:42+00:00

What a surprising coincidence !

The universe sure works in mysterious ways!

satansbarbedcock · 2018-10-12T07:22:55+00:00

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dirtycurt55 · 2018-10-12T07:39:55+00:00

He must have luck tattooed to his ass

FatKnob · 2018-10-12T11:23:28+00:00

All because he wears Old Spice!

shwee7 · 2018-10-12T07:41:57+00:00

Prenup!

Red-Lantern · 2018-10-12T08:34:23+00:00

Anna Nicole Smith proved gold diggers dgaf.

AloeVeraEZ · 2018-10-12T11:44:28+00:00

Poor nibba he probably was so desperate for a girl that he doesn't even care if she's with him just for the money I'm sure he's aware of it

xsavewolf · 2018-10-12T12:18:46+00:00

I'm sure she loves him unconditionally!

herrLitschka · 2018-10-12T11:01:19+00:00

I ask myself: Does she have sex with him?

Gordon-G · 2018-10-12T14:02:16+00:00

THOT ALERT 🚩

Gmiou · 2018-10-12T11:46:56+00:00

What a luck... I'm jealous.!!

GamingYourMom · 2018-10-12T13:26:14+00:00

So, he lost the lottery? Damn.

rockorbe2002 · 2018-10-12T08:39:15+00:00

And just like that his soulmate appeared. And they say money can't buy love. And btw, that's probably Britney the hot cheerleader back in high school who wouldn't date him for being ugly.

JohnPerera · 2018-10-12T10:54:05+00:00

He'll soon waste his all money for this bitch.

StrongAttitude · 2018-10-12T12:49:06+00:00

LOL, such a mistery!

TheSud007 · 2018-10-12T13:33:29+00:00

Then he'll get the divorce rape of his life a couple years later 😂😂🤦🏼‍♂️

BlackBoxInquiry · 2018-10-12T13:56:57+00:00

Until she spends just enough time with him to take half his shit legally.

ALWALT alert.

Why isn’t prostitution legal? Same fucking thing, only cheaper.

Shimakaze4 · 2018-10-12T11:37:18+00:00

He must have a monster cock.

InformalCriticism · 2018-10-12T11:46:32+00:00

What a charmed life he has.

cobaltcolander · 2018-10-12T13:26:15+00:00

Coincidence? But of course.

2018-10-12T16:20:26+00:00

If you do win, keep a lid on that info like mad. Then invest the money and live off the proceeds. Good men were murdered by their girlfriends and wives so they could get all of the money. Fuck that.

PabloEscoba · 2018-10-12T16:21:59+00:00

Pump her and then pay her in 1 dollar bills then ghost

I-am-the-lul · 2018-10-12T21:42:37+00:00

To an Incel, this is their wet dream, to a MGTOW, this is an example of virtue-signalling and hypergamy in action.

KingZorc · 2018-10-12T13:24:07+00:00

Where's the pic of her without her makeup? They're way closer in terms of looks than it seems. All he has to do is get jacked and easily pass her since her looks are already gone.

Baddy001 · 2018-10-12T13:38:04+00:00

He looks Australian lol

moobooloo · 2018-10-12T14:21:39+00:00

Mug.

backdoorinvestor · 2018-10-12T14:21:39+00:00

Thots love dummies with deep pockets

Onlymgtow88 · 2018-10-12T14:53:33+00:00

All I see is an ugly dude and a shark.

Ashadyfellow · 2018-10-12T15:04:24+00:00

This is wrong actually they were married with kids before they won the lottery. I get the point it's trying to make but at least use the facts if you're going to make it.

Morphs_ · 2018-10-12T15:11:55+00:00

This photo is years old. Someone must be able to find out what happened to him.

throowwaawwaay__ · 2018-10-12T15:31:24+00:00

She's as ugly as him though

Drugs110 · 2018-10-12T16:23:00+00:00

So, has she divorced him and taken his money yet? :)

CiceroVoltaire · 2018-10-12T16:31:38+00:00

they deserve each other.

happily ever after.

as if that happens /s

Baldrbaldr · 2018-10-12T17:37:16+00:00

I think it was the other way around. No? Well, it's not important. Lucky dude.

Baldrbaldr · 2018-10-12T17:38:34+00:00

By the way, she's no peach.

richbeezy · 2018-10-12T18:06:38+00:00

Take her makeup off and he looks hotter.

ItGetsBeastlier · 2018-10-13T03:31:40+00:00

This is clearly photoshopped.

Title	Magical
Author	BananaWilly
Upvotes	917
Comments	93
Date	October 12, 2018 7:05 AM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments/9ni39l/magical/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/MGTOW/magical.476967 https://theredarchive.com/post/476967

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