I'll get straight to the point. I'm horrible at managing my money, always was and I dearly hope I won't always be. I'm an impulsive spender and I spend way too much on useless shit I don't need like weed, cigarettes, video games that I play one or two hours of, restaurant take-out, etc.

What tips and tricks can you give me to save a maximum and spend a minimum? I could definitely use the advice as I could save a shit-ton of money in my current situation if I wasn't such an idiotic spender. I have no kids, no wife, no debt and I've never been married so I'm already a giant step ahead. :D

Edit: Thank you so much for your sound advice, brothers!