Well, it's a new year gents. Stick in there.

  1. Smile as much as possible. Punch only when needed.
  2. Reduce paranoia.
  3. Pick up new a new hobby.
  4. Get a pet. I'm looking at a some kind of trainable dog that will defend me if needed.
  5. Floss.
  6. Reduce your alcohol intake. Throw away that pack of smokes.
  7. Sunscreen.
  8. Overcome any lingering bitterness.
  9. Carry yourself with a calculated stride, have an air of seething purpose as you walk.
  10. Hit the weights.
  11. Coordinate colors in clothes and home decor.
  12. It's about that time to get a bugout bag together.
  13. Plot.
  14. Pause.
  15. Learn a formal dance instead of freestyling like a jackass in the nightclub.
  16. Avoid nightclubs. Avoid Karaoke. Avoid anything to do with men and women gathering in large numbers whilst drinking booze.
  17. Get a full blown health checkup.
  18. Do no tan.
  19. Stop looking at your phone every 2 minutes.
  20. Go you own way. Do you. Not them.

Notice I didn't mention women.