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[–]Pacifist1178 points79 points80 points 8 years ago (40 children) | Copy Link
My sister in law can't understand why I'm not chasing girls.
I just got 9 hours of peaceful sleep on my futon. Going my way is definitely the better choice.
[–]fantasmas05 45 points46 points47 points 8 years ago (28 children) | Copy Link
My sisters can't understand why I don't keep girls around. They know I'm social and meet women easily, but it baffles them I have no interest beyond one night.
I got better shit to do. Never commit. Go your own way.
[–]syd-heich29 points30 points31 points 8 years ago (24 children) | Copy Link
I wouldn't even fuck anything another man went into, seeing as that I never went into anything in the first place
[–]fredanderssen44 points45 points46 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Agreed. I don't go rubbing my dick in urinals, why should I fuck a ho that rides the CC?
[–]LetsGoAllTheWhey15 points16 points17 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Great analogy.
[–]JediFapArtist 21 points22 points23 points 8 years ago* (14 children) | Copy Link
That’s how I look at it, too. I wish more guys looked at it this way. I would never share a condom with another man. “Self cleaning”. Bitch, please.
[–]JackWithTheHammer 12 points13 points14 points 8 years ago (10 children) | Copy Link
Self cleaning like my oven
[+][deleted] 8 years ago* [recovered] (7 children) | Copy Link
WAIT... WHAT..? You can get self-cleaning ovens?! Where?! I need one!
OMG! OMG! OMG! I'm going to save so much money on the maid!!!
[–]killadye3 points4 points5 points 8 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
I thought the point of the joke was the setting rarely works properly.
[+][deleted] 8 years ago* [recovered] (5 children) | Copy Link
So... Self cleaning oven's don't exist? :(
[–]killadye2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Many have a “self cleaning” setting, but that setting is related to heat... there is no little robot arm inside that wipes up all the mess, etc.
[+][deleted] 8 years ago* [recovered] (3 children) | Copy Link
Awe man.. I really had high hopes for this one.
And I'm not even trolling, I really wanted a self cleaning oven :/
[–]JackWithTheHammer2 points 8 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
Some ovens have such a feature but it never really works as you'd expect. It was just an analogous example of another product that promises more than it can deliver.
Sorry to burst your bubble, man...
[–]granville441 point 8 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
So...are you depressed now?
[–]AhappyMGTOW1 point 8 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
Pyrolysis, basically is heat burning all the dirt in walls and such. Makes things easy. Worth it? Dunno...
[–]classicrando2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
The medical people even make that exact comparison:
https://blogs.webmd.com/webmd-interviews/2017/07/your-vagina-is-a-self-cleaning-oven.html
[–]JackWithTheHammer 1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Unironically
[–]ManIsWalking4 points5 points6 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Hold up, lol, you've had women tell you their junk is "self cleaning." If so, please elaborate, because that is the biggest crock of shit I've heard in a while.
[–]classicrando1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It's true:
[–]Lenbowery0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
Lol what even is this sub
[–]syd-heich0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Let me fuck something put my dick in its mouth then have you kiss the mouth
[–]Lenbowery0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
I mean didn’t your mom kiss you when you were a kid? Is that disgusting too?
[–]syd-heich0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
That is a shlong as It ain't coming from someone else's dick other than your father's meaning it wouldn't matter since you came from your fathers balls anyway and that there is no visible father's cum
[–]Lenbowery0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Hahaha okay. So if your mom gets divorced and remarried, she better stay away from you with her nasty slut mouth, right?
[–]syd-heich0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Yup. Given the fact whether I know or not she sucked his dick
[–]Lenbowery0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Well you’re committed to your beliefs, so I guess that’s something
[–]ChadwickBillington6 points7 points8 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
My sister accepts the fact that I will never get married or have kids. But she calls me a slut. lol
[–]Jack-Hole9 points10 points11 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Explain to her the difference between a stud, and a slut. Women are called sluts because getting laid for them is as easy as spreading her legs. A man is a stud because he actually has to work hard to get ass.
[–]ChadwickBillington5 points6 points7 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She is just teasing. We laugh about it. But I will explain the difference next time.
[–]JediFapArtist 9 points10 points11 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Now I want a futon
[–]ADepressedLittleShit2 points 8 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
I'm thinking about buying a Futon, getting rid of my bed & couch, emptying out my bedroom and using it as a studio, office or work area.
[–]silive 3 points4 points5 points 8 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Your sister in law also doesn't understand how to mind her own business, IMHO. Personally, I apply the baseball rule with people like that. Three times and you're out. Permanently.
[–]Pacifist114 points5 points6 points 8 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
I talk to her about once every 4 years. It's not worth alienating my brother.
[–]silive 3 points4 points5 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Well, that changes everything.
[–]Pacifist113 points4 points5 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I suppose I followed your example in a way. She asked for my social media names and if it would be alright to text me.
I told her the truth. I'm not on social media and hate texting. So that shut any increase in interaction down.
[–]silive 3 points4 points5 points 8 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
If people ask me about why I am not on social media, I usually tell them that my phone, texting and emails are covering all my needs. Actually, I do not want to be contacted by the people from my past who are there for a reason, no HR department snooping on me and now this #MeToo terrorism where the cupcakes are raking through the social media for whomever they can accuse of sexual harassment or worse just not to be "left behind". It's kind of hard to remember or let alone accuse someone who is not even there so let them choose easier targets. And considering the number of man an average snowflake has fucked, there will be no shortage of those, methinks. That's what "pump & dump" gets you in the long run folks...
[–]MGTOWIAN2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I just got 12 and waking up from it was very nice.
[–]LetsGoAllTheWhey1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Have you tried explaining it to her? Or would you make an enemy for life if you did?
[–]Pacifist115 points6 points7 points 8 years ago* (1 child) | Copy Link
She's a feminist lawyer who likes to argue. There would be no winning this. Better to ghost the subject.
Also as I posted above our interaction is limited so it's not worth my time.
[–]ADepressedLittleShit5 points 8 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
Good grief. Feminist Lawyers are the worst. My sister is also one and I hate her with a passion.
[–]balancedben 50 points51 points52 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Bill Burr said this and still cucked out and got married.
[–]tw1g007 17 points18 points19 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
A constant reminder that many even in this sub have one foot out the door. Life. Hypocrisy. Weaknesses. I could go on.
[–]balancedben 9 points10 points11 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
True. I can forgive the guy for cohabiting with a woman but not breeding with her or marrying her. There's no excuse for that type of weakness from the likes of him.
[–]agent_of_entropy24 points25 points26 points 8 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
I sleep on a California King waterbed. Alone. And I love it.
[–]fantasmas05 13 points14 points15 points 8 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
What are those things like when you're wasted drunk?
[–]agent_of_entropy29 points30 points31 points 8 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Fucking awesome is what they are.
[–]strangerthing76 points7 points8 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This guy knows! I love this fuckin guy's responses xD
[+][deleted] 8 years ago* [recovered] (1 child) | Copy Link
I'm proud to call you a MGTOW brother. God bless you man. God bless you.
[–]agent_of_entropy0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I lied. I don't sleep alone. Kitteh sleeps with me.
[–]MethaCat23 points24 points25 points 8 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
The old Bill Burr would make a new 2 hour special about the new Bill Burr. Just sad.
[–]BuffaloForeskin8 points9 points10 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I'm actually hoping he divorces and has to deal with paying alimony, just so we can get an all time great special from it.
[–]lethargico8 points 8 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
So fucking right
[–]Up_to_here_with_BS0222 points23 points24 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Liked him much better when he was (1) not married and (2) not married to a feminist. But he's right.
[–]strangerthing713 points14 points15 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I fuck on my king size bed, and when I'm done I send them home so I can get some sleep.
[–][deleted] 8 points9 points10 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Too bad he turned out to be a cuck.
[–]serenity_now_man9 points10 points11 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
As a middle aged man in the king bed, I concur.
[–]Jonlife7 points8 points9 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I used to listen to Burr's podcast all the time. But stopped, got busy, right when he had his kid. I wonder how he's doing and if he's changed his ways become more cucked etc.
[–]fraisersradioshow5 points6 points7 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Quit quoting this guy. He married a feminist bitch
[–]JackWithTheHammer 3 points4 points5 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Bill is right. But if you're MGTOW you save enough to soon replace the futon with a Tempur bed.
Gentlemen, treat yourself. They're SO comfortable!
[–]NietzscheExplosion3 points4 points5 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Or being 46(or whatever he is) and being married to a black SJW.
[–]BlackFire682 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Preach
[–]Onkel_Adolf2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Burr married, and turned into a mangina.
[–]CobaltOak3 points 8 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
I sleep on a deluxe double hand made futon. It's the best mattress I've ever slept on. My back is so much better. I also got a simple minimalist base. Both can be packed up and fit into the back of my hatchback. I can pickup and leave my living situation really easily.
So much better than a typical bed & mattress.
[–]Dank_Meems0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Every few months I get sick of being single and I try to go out with a girl or two. I usually realize why I stopped chasing girls before I even go out with them. The amount of time, money and energy they suck up for a shitty attempt to get laid is fucking obnoxious. These cunts really put their pussies on a pedestal (unless you're rich, then they just throw that shit at you).
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[–]The_Legend34[S] 1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
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[–]Pacifist1178 points79 points80 points (40 children) | Copy Link
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WAIT... WHAT..? You can get self-cleaning ovens?! Where?! I need one!
OMG! OMG! OMG! I'm going to save so much money on the maid!!!
[–]killadye3 points4 points5 points (6 children) | Copy Link
[+][deleted] [recovered] (5 children) | Copy Link
So... Self cleaning oven's don't exist? :(
[–]killadye2 points3 points4 points (4 children) | Copy Link
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Awe man.. I really had high hopes for this one.
And I'm not even trolling, I really wanted a self cleaning oven :/
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I'm proud to call you a MGTOW brother. God bless you man. God bless you.
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