Modern Women Explained

phreshstart · 2017-09-01T16:45:18+00:00

Notice how she's taking her kid with her to the next branch.

indianindian · 2017-09-01T17:49:34+00:00

Learning this early on is a blessing - don't need to learn the hard way and be one of the losers who gets married!

Toolman890 · 2017-09-01T18:19:32+00:00

the other tree has more bananas

Mr_Career_Day · 2017-09-01T18:24:42+00:00

Well we know it isn't a feminist because it has less unshaved body hair.

Vergil387 · 2017-09-01T19:58:11+00:00

except the modern woman usually grabs on to the tree's most rotten branches, which you know exactly what happens next

Lindenforest · 2017-09-01T20:16:59+00:00

Notice how she isn't letting go of the first branch until she has a firm grip on the next.

krik81 · 2017-09-01T19:44:15+00:00

Nailed it!

Avyctes · 2017-09-01T21:26:50+00:00

Accurate right down to the armpit hair and unphased facial expression. Sad truth is the primate has more of a personality than the cunt.

faggaren · 2017-09-02T02:10:55+00:00

"a woman is only as loyal as her options"

TimVertex · 2017-09-02T03:09:38+00:00

This is too good. lmao

gravelheart · 2017-09-02T04:37:53+00:00

As an old fuck, I have been all three.

sadpandathrowaway76 · 2017-09-01T22:41:29+00:00

Perfect!

Secret_Combo · 2017-09-01T22:25:53+00:00

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ransay3277 · 2017-09-02T15:52:02+00:00

Perfect example and depiction. Nothing else needs to be said.

Mr_Lonesome · 2017-09-08T03:13:21+00:00

Damn MGTOWers! Why do you all have to be so brutally honest? Giving us this hard, awful, terrible, concrete, gravity force truth with every humorous, informative post here? It's like telling that little boy that there's no Santa Claus. Can't you give that younger guy something to believe in about modern women? No beautiful truth still left in the whole world? Damn! That this delicious creature of flowing hair, soft features, curved torso is utterly a leech, a parasite, a vulture?

So that young lady who's eying me on our commuter train, or that other girl I run into at the gym, they're all the same? Monkey branching? Cock carouseling? Chad-only chasing? Attention seeking? All follow this stone tablet modern day edict of hypergamy without a slight deviation? No woman will truly want you for you and not as resources or utility? Personality doesn't trump all? Can't we go back to middle school days with classroom crushes when we fell in love over waves and smiles across recess fields and felt the butterflies in our stomaches, the beating of our hearts, the watering of our eyes...Damn!

Little boys with their heads full up with dreams. When do they find out, Frances? When do they suddenly find out that there ain't any magic? When does somebody push their face down on the sidewalk and say to them, "Hey, little boy, it's concrete. That's what the world is made out of, concrete."

Nobody-Zero · 2017-09-02T04:22:26+00:00

"She just looks like a typical black woman though" - TFM

nykodre · 2017-09-02T13:51:38+00:00

Yo this is hilariously true somewhat . I read but don't post as much . I talked to and gamed this girl, she told me I have a bf and side dude and a guy that's not going no where . I had said I can be a dip off whenever you free. She still gave me her number but rarely answers when I text call .

Title	Modern Women Explained
Author	zreticulan
Upvotes	393
Comments	42
Date	September 1, 2017 4:14 PM UTC (8 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
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