A woman with a Masters Degree asked me why her Iphone stopped sending texts. This particular female believes that the future is female and that women should be running the world. I said "What's the first thing you do when a computer stops functioning properly?" She stared at me and said she didn't know - she was talking about her phone, not her computer. I told her to reboot it. She did and it instantly resolved the problem.

I then asked her why she hadn't tried a reboot in the first place. She actually said "It was working fine yesterday. I shouldn't have to do that." God help us.