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[β]Fantoche_Dreemurr121 points122 points123 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"How dare you make me sign a contract for our love marriage! Now sign this contract that says you love me and half your stuff is mine."
[β]MasterChris72577 points78 points79 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
as if she actually cares whether a man does or not.
[β][deleted] 7 points8 points9 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Exactly. It's a shit test.
[β]TheMachoMan5560 points61 points62 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
She might give in for the first one but you have to renew them every 10-20 years depending where you live. So the second time she would probably flip shit
[β]0x241220 points21 points22 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Wtf kind of deal is that?
[β]foreverfaded15 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The state just really wants to fuck men over
[β]pfloomboom48 points49 points50 points 7 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link
Marriage sure sounds romantic:
I love you π... So here sign this contract to show your love for me π
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Asking someone to sign a prenup. I canβt even imagine how awkward that situation can be. Beats the entire purpose of marrying because you donβt even trust each other
[β][deleted] 21 points22 points23 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Go ahead, marry without a prenup. Just don't come back crying when you get divorce raped.
[β]churchchannel7 points8 points9 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
So men should risk financial ruin for a more romantic marriage proposal? I'm sorry but that's stupid AF. The statistics on divorce alone is enough to justify a prenup. Partners may love/trust each other today but people and feelings can change. To think otherwise is insanely naive.
[β]PleaseComeCorrect6 points7 points8 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It feels awkward - but so does letting a total stranger stick their finger in your ass for a prostate exam - it must be done.
[β]webibara0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Asking someone to marry. I canβt even imagine how awkward that situation can be. Beats the entire purpose of being in a relationship because you donβt even trust each other
[β]BanterLevel6939 points40 points41 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I'm a law student, and in our first lecture of family law, the first thing our lecture asked was: " What is marriage?" The usual suck-ups defined it as the lifelong bond between a man and a woman, or the bond between a man and a woman to procreate, or a holy sacrament etc. Etc.
He replied: "You're all wrong. Marriage is simply a bad contract."
If you were a business, would you commit yourself to another business in perpetuity, regardless of whether or not that business is failing? Imagine being bound to deal with one business only forever, and no one else, irrespective of financial difficulties or lack of agreement or understanding. Then when you find out that business has been making deals under the table with other businesses, they take away all your customers and say that it's your fault for not being a Good business partner. π€·π½ββοΈπ€·π½ββοΈπ€·π½ββοΈ
[β]teslaistheshit16 points17 points18 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This is the first good lecture I've heard of in a long long time. That professor needs to go viral and spread the word. I'd love it if my kids took that class!
[β]MNCPA33 points34 points35 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Some states don't recognize prenups....
[β]SolidBadger921 points22 points23 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Prenup has very limited power.
[β]gerbil_jammer14 points15 points16 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Not for the average joe. For billionaire bob itβs a court battle, for deciding who gets a shitty house or the Kia they work quite well.
[β]Enzo950 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
For billionaire bob itβs a court battle, for deciding who gets a shitty house or the Kia they work quite well.
Depends on the billionaire. If it's a public figure, like Bezos or Musk, court battle, if it's a low profile person, professional hitman.
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[β]NohoTwoPointOh7 points8 points9 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
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[β]sphinx262622 points23 points24 points 7 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
A prenup might as well be a dirty napkin with writing on it once you get into the court. Prenups never stop courts for taking your money they are almost always violated by the court. There is really no point in getting one it will not do anything.
[β]brockbridges54010 points11 points12 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I heard that too.
The courts always give everything to the women for two reasons that'll never change. One is judge ships are elected positions, and politicians have to go with loud trouble-making groups. The second is that it clears the docket and everyone gets to go home on time. And they don't feel bad because the "social norm" is the guy can pick up the pieces and move on.
But now women are substituting MeToo allegations and sex for career competency and screwing with mens paychecks.
The whole thing's un sustainable and women are destroying the whole setup that gets them careers, home, and money by using sex.
A great article came out the other day about trophy wives desperately trying to protect their situations with all these MeToo girls in the workplace getting them fired.
[β]User-31f64a4e8 points9 points10 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Hell, not getting married might not even work.
Marine core veteran and famous actor Lee Marvin was taken to the cleaners by a former live-in girlfriend; it was quite famous at the time and was called "palimony"
[β]FunCicada1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Palimony is the division of financial assets and real property on the termination of a personal live-in relationship wherein the parties are not legally married. The term "palimony" is not a legal or historical term, but rather a colloquial portmanteau of the words pal and alimony.
[β]teslaistheshit7 points8 points9 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I don't care what it's called it's still bullshit.
[β]XavierMalory14 points15 points16 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Pre-nups are essentially worthless, as they can be thrown out at the slightest changes, and when the majority of judges out there in family and divorce court have been indoctrinated by feminism, you're screwed.
Did she have her own lawyer present when she read and signed that prenup? No. Thrown out.
Was the prenup drawn up prior to a child between the two people being brought into the world? Yes. Well then the game has changed. Best interest of the child. Thrown out.
Was a sunset clause entered (basically a prenup expiration date)? No. Then this is unfair. Thrown out.
Did the woman "feel" as though she was under duress to sign this prenup (by the way, "duress" includes you as a man saying, "If you don't want to sign this, then I don't want to get married.")? Yes. Thrown out.
Were any assets of any kind left undocumented when that prenup was created? Yes. Thrown out.
The list goes on, but a good lawyer can tell you just how batshit nuts this is (assuming you've only paid for a consultation fee).
[β][deleted] 12 points13 points14 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Sadly most prenups are thrown out in court.
NEVER GET MARRIED just pump and dump with a condom or visectomy
[β]brockbridges5408 points9 points10 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hey, mandatory paternity testing too. . .Welcome to the post MeToo world.
[β]TruthfulHaploid3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I kind of understand, creating a plan B is the first step to the failure of plan A. So why not just get married in the first place?
[β]Sid_Vichous3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Prenups are worthless and the smart ones know this so they might even sign it to lull you into thinking you have yourself a keeper.
[β]Finisher71191 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
Kay...young guy here so I'm not sure what a pre-nup is...anyone able to elaborate for me?
[β]Finisher71192 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
True. You also didn't have to respond, yet here we are.
[β]TristanIsSpiffy1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
In short itβs an argument that says βwhatβs mine is mine and yours is yoursβ post divorce. Unfortunately itβs up to the judges discretion. Fortunately some states (I know Texas does) automatically applies this to property
[β]brockbridges5401 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
A Pre-Nuptial agreement is a contract you both sign before marriage. The vast majority of women us marriage just to take all the guys money. Then they move on to the next victim over and over. The pre-nup was invented to stop bad behavior of females because it's standard for courts to give the woman everything because they're considered "under priviledged."
Womens' right groups have railed against them for years, and used their existence as evidence against men for every crime they make up at-that-moment.
Interesting is that when women started getting high paying jobs and becoming rich themselves, first thing they do is make the man sign one.
[β]Finisher71190 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Interesting. I was unaware this kind of legal document existed. Is it still common to this day for the courts to give the woman everything? Or has that changed to half? Sorry for the random extra questions. This has just kinda peaked my interest. Almost makes me want to write a research paper.
[β]NohoTwoPointOh2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The best pre-nup is a large, hidden cache of hard currency and metals. Begin all things with the end in mind.
[β]Quenten012 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Judges wipe their asses with prenups
[β]omen_tenebris1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"No, i love you so much that i don't want to take your stuff"
[β]cleats4u1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Don't worry when the tears start flowing and she describes what a rotten bastard you are to a male judge who thinks she could be his daughter. Or a female judge that sees a fellow "survivor". Along with the unable to prove Domestic Violence allegations. That pre-nup is going out the window. Along with your career, your children, half your assets and income and 25 years of your future income. Because she is going to make sure those kids stay in community college until they are 25 years old!
[β]Neem3r291 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Even if she enthusiastically signs it, she can just claim she was forced to sign it later and have it thrown out.
[β]PleaseComeCorrect3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"Oh, then I was forced to sign the marriage contract."
"Well, obviously that piece of paper is different from this piece of paper. Eat shit and die, male."
[β]HipsterNgariman1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Also women : https://delishably.com/dairy/An-Experiment-Comparing-Cows-Milk-to-Human-Milk
"She asked me to taste the breast milk first. It was light and pleasantly sweet, and had both vanilla and almond hits. The almond-like flavor made me think it was some new kind of almond milk. If so, I planned to buy some on my way home. Both the complex flavor and the light creaminess I felt on my tongue were very pleasing. I hoped it wasn't too packed with calories, because I knew that I would drink this milk regularly.
Then she had me try the second milk. It was terrible! It had a heavy and, after the first milk, an unwholesome taste, with an extremely chalky, almost gritty, feel on my tongue. It felt wrong in my mouth after the "almond" milk and it was even a little revolting. That was the cow's milk I had been drinking my whole life."
[β]pingpongdong101 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If she really loved you, she wouldn't force you into marriage or co-habitation.
[β]chadbhava0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
No U
[β][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Not that pren-ups are any use but yeah.
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