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[–][deleted] 103 points104 points105 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This shit right here...
[–]CiceroVoltaire68 points69 points70 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
The slaves at rest awaiting their masters' return.
[–]generalissimo_jones11 points12 points13 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I used to work with a guy when i first started nights who was seriously depressed and sleep deprived. He did 12 hour night shifts in the heat treatment Friday-Sunday. His Mrs used to call him up and scream at him and complain all night. Then he would go home in the morning and she would drag him round shopping and then doing other stuff with her kid all day and he never got more than an hour or twos sleep. I used to go home, do a few things and get 7 hours. Luckily in the end he saw sense and left her.
[–]BonelessSkinless2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I never want to become like that guy.
[–]onbakeplatinum2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I had a similar coworker. He constantly had health problems and was always tired.
He had a witch of a wife, who he stayed with becuase, "she treats him good with Mexican food"
She would call him at work at least once a day, and it would always start the same way. "Hey baby..... I'm at work, baby!" then she'd fight with him over stupid shit (like accusing him of cheating) and complain to us about it.
Later I discovered he would sometimes be on an all shift long speaker phone phone call with her muted so she could monitor him. If she heard a female voice, he would come home to a fight.
[–]MXRNate7772 points73 points74 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Damn looks like a game of duck-duck simp going on. Don’t miss the pain of this one bit.
[–]DWShimoda9 points10 points11 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
ROFTLMAO...
Next time you see this, if there's some kid around, hand him some pocket change to walk around the circle and do exactly that "duck... duck... duck... duck... SIMP!"
(Of course having the kid play it as "duck-duck-CUCK" would be even funnier -- especially if the kid did the "CUCK" only when he tapped his "father" -- but there are limits to what you can pull off.)
[–]Sir_manalot52 points53 points54 points 7 years ago (11 children) | Copy Link
Why are these idiots doing this?
Atleast when I shopped with a girl I just either went to a place I liked or made her try on clothes I wanted her to wear.
I mean, if you hate this, why are you...oh right, pussy.
[–]CiceroVoltaire20 points21 points22 points 7 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
same, I'd go to a coffee shop or restaurant and use my laptop, listen to music, while she shopped. If I was there for something I was usually done quickly, she could make a freaking day of it!
[–]Sir_manalot10 points11 points12 points 7 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
The secret to shopping with a girl is to help her pick what to wear.
If she is stuck between two choices pick the one you like better (or pick one randomly if you do not care) and say that brings out her beauty far better.
Just do it in a positive manner (do not say she looks ugly in that dress, say that she deserves a better dress), teasing, holding frame and passing hee shit tests.
The issue is that women are indecisive and insecure, so leaving them to shop on there own makes them take forever as they need a man to make decisions.
So you basically kill three birds with one stone.
She thinks you are more alpha for picking the shit, it goes quicker and she feels more safe around you.
Aka, you are banging that pussy tonight ans get home much faater.
It however only works on some women ofc, others will just want to look endlessly for fun. At which point you have to start doing frame games and get her to do what you want that way.
...or you could just avoid the bullshit and stay single.
[–]DWShimoda5 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Nah... if you EVER actually are stupid enough to get trapped into going "clothes shopping" with a chick there's a very EASY way to get out of it.
You simply let HER pick things, try them on to show you and then you respond with "Nah, I think that outfit makes you look fat." (If you truly have brass balls, end it with "...even fatter than you actually are." And then "That one's even worse." with the subsequent choices {which are always their LESS favorite, they always try on the one they want most first}.)
That ought to solve the problem... most likely permanently.
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
fellow members, please skip this comment and simply read the last sentence. its all that matters.
[–]Sir_manalot0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Listen to this man
[–]MesaBoogeyMan1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Hey man ,that 7 second avg orgasm is totally worth it to answer to someone on all your decisions, financially or life!!
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
so i take a while to cum. maybe like 25 minutes. I know hot to get off well, and have dated some demon cock suckers who helped me develop my orgasm. it's not just a 7 second orgasm, if you know how to edge and work your orgasm properly than the entire thing is amazing. EVEN STILL.....7 seconds, 25 minutes, fuck even if it was a 2 hour orgasm, it wouldn't be worth the effort.
what's even more interesting to me is that the whores i've talked to tell me MOST men cum in about 4-5 minutes. they are not into extended edging or tantric shit, they just want a 5 minute pump and cum. which is fine. to each their own. but considering sex is most of what they offer, i want it to be amazing. i'm always amazed that blue pill men will last 5 minutes and have sex a few times a week and still simp out for these girls like they offer much of anything.
fuck, my friend who was of course cheating already 2 years into marriage, told me her husband couldn't last more than 2 minutes. in those cases, I kind of understand why the women are unsatisfied and monkey branch.
[–]MesaBoogeyMan0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I just meant it's all about that 7 second avg male orgasm. Not how long you last lol. But I see what you're saying.
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
you should try edging and tantra stuff. you can use it with your masturbation too. i don't even care about cumming now, the entire act is like one 25 minute long orgasm. look into it. but even with how good i've refined my orgasms, a 25 minute orgasms isn't worth it. let alone a fucking 7 second one.
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
yeah but i bet 70%+ of those guys aren't even getting pussy or getting pity pussy.
I ended up in this situation only one time. i was doing a all weekender with a whore, and she wanted to get some clothes for our dinner that night and I had just paid her part of her whore fees.
now i'm sitting in this exact situation. and i don't feel that bad, this girl is my literal dick slave for the weekend, and after getting a pro level bj that morning, i didn't mind waiting around while she shopped for 30 minutes. but even then...even in the best situation one could ever imagine, i was still like, yeah, never going to happen again. the guys all around me looked miserable and they were all dating fat and ugly women that looked like they couldn't even offer any real physical beauty value to warrant these men sitting around like that.
[–]Hanzo__Main44 points45 points46 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Don't worry guys, she'll come back when she needs your wallet
[–][deleted] 10 points11 points12 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
“What’s the pin to your card again??? “
[–]MasterChris72543 points44 points45 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It’s an epidemic
[–]OlHaggard17 points18 points19 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I truly dont get how you can be one of those dudes, and NOT look to your right, then left, then think "what the fuck is going on with our lives right now". If you were alone then it would be harder to tell but holy fuck thats a lot of dudes sitting there for the same reason.
[–]Jaylen-Gads14 points15 points16 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Alpha fucks Beta Bucks.
[–][deleted] 3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Gamma cucks?
[–]gargantualis11 points12 points13 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Think about how worse it was when smartphones werent a thing. All the same.....sheesh.
[–]Zachjsrf11 points12 points13 points 7 years ago (10 children) | Copy Link
I'd walk up to the whole group. Clear my throat and ask this question. "What is it like to have no balls?!", and quietly turn around and be on my way.
[–]once_said_blah15 points16 points17 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
And then you wake up with your head in the cornflakes.
[–]Zachjsrf5 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Doubtful.
[–]once_said_blah3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
More likely than you telling a bunch of strangers to grow a pair
[–]NewAccount9714 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Good way to get destroyed by a group of men lol
[–]Zachjsrf6 points7 points8 points 7 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Lol do you think these guys would bother?
[+]NewAccount971-7 points-6 points-5 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Guys that are regularly having sex have higher testosterone then guys that repeatedly fill Kleenex. Also able to get women so more confidence as well.
Yeah a few would probably beat you.
[–]Zachjsrf5 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Sounds good in theory but reality is most men don't have the balls to get physical in public with another man
[–]hrm08942 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
The only places where starting shit might result in a fight are low income neighborhoods and bars/clubs. Everywhere else men are pussies.
[–]Zachjsrf1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Exactly what I'm saying.
P.s. I have called people out on their Bullshit in public and the worst I've gotten is the finger.
[–]shammylamby0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Sure that would be really smart of you. Everyone loves the bearer of bad news and the voice of reason.
[–]NotherThrowaway2847 points8 points9 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"Limbo" is a place wherein nothing particularly bad ever happens, but nothing at all good ever does, either, and the inhabitants are locked in a perpetual state of general, sighing malaise from which they know they will never escape. It is the first of seven rings of Hell.
How can I be an atheist if I see so clearly that Hell is real?
Those poor, poor bastards...
[–]TheSecondLesson2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Then your gf will get mad at you that you’re not riding her shank like a good pet while she peruses through half the store’s inventory.
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
OH MY GOD hahahahahahahahaha
[–]massy5252 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Even in my biggest simp days I never understood this. You are major failing(proving your beta-ness) a girl shit test if you wait around like this. I mean go get a beer/coffee at the very least.
[–]laptopdragon1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I feel you should be handing out cards with a r/mgtow scannable patch.
[–]tramese1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
lul....just lul.
[–]billyballoonhead1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
When can you legitimately go out with your gf / wife and eye up other women in their underwear? If you're being dragged to places like this, at least wait by the changing rooms for your gf or wander round playing "what would she look like in that" as women choose items. Opportunity missed!
[–]TheGreyGuyHari1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
So much sadness in just one picture.
[–]DWShimoda1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
Seriously, I never did that shit... not even when my mom wanted to look at clothes back when I was a kid (and didn't have a choice about being dragged along for shopping at some "mall") ... I was always like: "Oh look, a bookstore (or hobby shop) I'll be over there; take as long as you want." (And my mom KNEW I could easily -- and quite happily -- spend a whole day in a book store... so she always ended up having to find/wait for me, LOL.)
And when it came to "girlfriends"... I just NOPED out of the whole damned thing ("I ain't going 'shopping' with you; you can do that shit on your own time.")
[–]FalseHope921 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I wonder how many of them are paying..?🤔
[–]BonelessSkinless1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Most of them.
[–]t353tfb1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
When I met my now ex wife she called me after our first date and asked if I wanted to go shopping. I said, "no, take a girl or a gay instead". Shit test passed, I never went clothes shopping with her for the next ten years until we got divorced. OK, I fucked up by marrying her, but I handled the shopping shit test like a pro.
[–]Sandvich_Sphee1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Simps from all diffrent races and backgrounds
[–]H1v3-m1nd0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I don’t get it
[–]DWS33_11 points12 points13 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
the guys girlfriends are shopping so they’re sitting waiting for them to finish .
[–]H1v3-m1nd8 points9 points10 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Oh god I can relate
[–]NicElTaco0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The counsel with judge you now, mortal.
[–]glitchyjoe640 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I would just follow her around and comment on everything. if she wants me gone ill just gaslight her. Play them by their own game.
[–]LiveTheTruth3210 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lmao...sigh
[–]Derkiskool10 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lol all their chicks are buying that crap for other guys anyways.
[–]Jonlife0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
All cucked. A row of Cucks
[–]MesaBoogeyMan0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Sweet goddamn jesus.
Look at all the freedom guys!! It's just soaked in happiness and freedom! Sooo worth it!
We all have a past, men.
[–]wolfoftheworld0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"Yeah, bruh, it'll all be worth it when I see her in that lingerie tonight...."
~dude finds out later that night gf is breaking up with him because she needs space~
"He only gave me $200 to shop...."
[–]witheringslights0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
BJ must accrue prior to stupid shop stuff.
Deal or no deal, wrench.
[–]realChebz0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This is so fucking sad lmao
[–]GemStarCN210 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Really fellas! This is the candy store, go full at it.
When I usually go with my sister when she wants to get something, I go everywhere in the store. My favorite is the naughty section where they have the adult novelty items, what fun.
These guys really are lost.
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