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[β]Teflon081950 points51 points52 points 10 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
Jesus christ she's 18?
Save for those braces, she looks like she's in her 30s.
[β]Vega-Pinto-Rust-BOOM33 points34 points35 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yeah, that wall is gonna hurt.
[β]Holdoooo14 points15 points16 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Haha you've ever trusted women? They lie all the time. If she's 18 I'm Donald the duck.
[+]ryeshoes 10 years ago* [recovered] (3 children) | Copy Link
she still looks like she's in her 30s. I dunno how (assuming you are) white dudes see white chicks, but that tinder slut doesn't look her age
ah whale. hopefully another evolutionary dead end
[β]Teflon08191 point2 points3 points 10 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Honestly I can't really put my finger on what makes her look like she's 30+.
The eyes? The "laugh lines" being so well-defined? The yellowish-looking teeth? Whatever it is, that's one old looking 18 year old.
[+]ryeshoes 10 years ago [recovered] (1 child) | Copy Link
well to me, it's the double chin and general flabbiness. You can see she's not in shape from the folds in her underarm area.
God I sound like a 4chan fag 3/10 would not smash etc but seriously she doesn't look 18 whatsoever
[β]Prometheus4440 points1 point2 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If she looks like that at 18 she's going to be a whale at 25...
[β]angryomlette1 point2 points3 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
More like late 30's.
[β]toysjoe45 points46 points47 points 10 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Looks like she's wearing one of these
[β]Mtgowbob0 points1 point2 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
How I laughed! That was genius.
[β]Sol_Install34 points35 points36 points 10 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
I like that they're being honest and direct. Much better than that fairytale love bullshit.
[β]TheUniverseis2D2 points3 points4 points 10 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Problem is guys can't post similar restrictions about a woman's weight or cup size or whatever else
[β]zophieash0 points1 point2 points 10 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Why can't they?
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[β]ihateyouguys-1 points0 points1 point 10 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
Quit making shit up dude
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[β]iamlikethewindbaby 25 points26 points27 points 10 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
She looks like she is a giant. I honestly have no problem when tall girls are looking for a guy that is taller than them, but when you have girls that are 4'11 calling men that are 5'10 short (happened to me), then there is an issue.
[β]veggiezombie11 point2 points3 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I had a friend like that. Among other shallow things, she wouldn't ever think about dating a guy who wasn't at least 6' tall (over a foot taller than her).
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[β]ponkyol6 points7 points8 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
/r/choosingbeggars
[β]aanarchist4 points5 points6 points 10 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
right like wtf is in her head
[–]Eyes_Of_The_Dragon13 points 10 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
Ego and hamster.
[β]cornelldelta14 points15 points16 points 10 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Im 6'2" guys i might have a chance! Oh wait, im a loser nvm. She probably dosent like niggas either. π
[β]anidnmeno7 points8 points9 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Of course they do, but you've gotta wait until she's hooked her white beta cuck first
[β]IMR800X15 points16 points17 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Who knew Gonzo the Muppet had a tinder account?
[β]SoulsCreep 7 points8 points9 points 10 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Throw rocks at bitches like this
[β]flamethrowup5 points6 points7 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Why? She's already ugly.
[β]Knotyeti4 points5 points6 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She forgot to add..
'If you are over 6'2'' pleeeease stop swiping left.'
[β]JStheHammer 3 points4 points5 points 10 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
What is her weight?
[β]19O5 4 points5 points6 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
bro, fuck the weight, how can someone with fucking braces be that entitled? Not only that, but she ain't even close to pretty or cute.
[β]MidnightZap 4 points5 points6 points 10 years ago (12 children) | Copy Link
Fucking hell. How tall is this bitch? 5'2"? She can go dildo herself to oblivion. She's not Chad's type anyway.
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[β]GTAIVisbest2 points3 points4 points 10 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Lmao this is like one of those youtube comments
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[β]searangex 1 point2 points3 points 10 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
upvote for the best username
[β]GTAIVisbest0 points1 point2 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
:>
[β]anidnmeno0 points1 point2 points 10 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Fancy seeing you here, gta
y- you too
[β]project_mayhem_0 points1 point2 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
she'll figure out why he didn't text back if she catches the herpes he is carrying.
[β]Lebrart 0 points1 point2 points 10 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
What re you talking about
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[β]Lebrart 0 points1 point2 points 10 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Yeah I don't have time for you delusional red pill bs
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[β]Lebrart 0 points1 point2 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Because this post was linkes to short
[–]PatheticLoser19884 points 10 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
If you do not have an hourglass figure and DD's, swipe left.
[β]hxii1 point2 points3 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You have to be shitting me. Hah.
[β]SigmaPUA_111 2 points3 points4 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
What's with the funny nose and glasses though? Or wait, is she Jewish?
[β]Cacciaguida 2 points3 points4 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
dat arrogance.
Problem glasses, Jew nose, braces.
What a catch
[β]My-Name-Is-No-One2 points3 points4 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'm 6'3, but I'd still swipe left cuz her nose has a few inches on me.
[β]good_man_gone 2 points3 points4 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
What happens if you swipe left?
[β]Sauronsballs 2 points3 points4 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Why would a 3, maybe 4 think that she has that sort of choice to make?
[β]Zegy2 points3 points4 points 10 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Isn't like only 15% of the world population over 6 feet.
[β]garoo16 points7 points8 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yep only 14.5% of US men over 6 feet, only 3.9% are over 6.2 feet so she's definitely playing on hard mode
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[β]Vega-Pinto-Rust-BOOM1 point2 points3 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ick! Glad I'm under 6 feet now.
[β]mgtow_eagle1 point2 points3 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Another one for the choosingbeggers!
[β]LordPorker 1 point2 points3 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Meat grinder!
[β]19O5 1 point2 points3 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
what an entitled cunt.
[β]victor_knight1 point2 points3 points 10 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Some 7-foot tall guy should respond.
[β]Eyes_Of_The_Dragon0 points1 point2 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"Sorry Brace-Face. I only like women with naturally perfect teeth."
[β]project_mayhem_1 point2 points3 points 10 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
well, she only states one qualification that rules out a significant majority of men. so there's that.
[–]Toiletsareforbabies2 points 10 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
It's a trap.
[β]hardtostarboard20160 points1 point2 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
setting standards low, eh bitch?
[β]dark_kniggit-1 points0 points1 point 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If you can't grow straight teeth, go fuck yourself.
[β]SANCTIMONY_METER0 points1 point2 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
BITCH LOOK LIKE CHIEF WAHOO
[β]victor_knight0 points1 point2 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I wouldn't even fuck that thing on a one-night stand.
[β]User-31f64a4e0 points1 point2 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Upvoted for you excellent title!
[β]LordPorker 0 points1 point2 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
C'mon, it's a tranny.
[β]tbolk0 points1 point2 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
that nose.. can't unsee
Is it just me or is she talking as if she is actually good looking?
[β]LitseumiPoeg 0 points1 point2 points 10 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
That's like making a huge bluff with 72 off-suit. Only this time the stupid sad fuck showed her cards beforehand.
[β]Club_dean690 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This bitch is actually ugly af
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[β]Teflon081950 points51 points52 points (7 children) | Copy Link
[β]Vega-Pinto-Rust-BOOM33 points34 points35 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[β]Holdoooo14 points15 points16 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[+]ryeshoes [recovered] (3 children) | Copy Link
she still looks like she's in her 30s. I dunno how (assuming you are) white dudes see white chicks, but that tinder slut doesn't look her age
ah whale. hopefully another evolutionary dead end
[β]Teflon08191 point2 points3 points (2 children) | Copy Link
[+]ryeshoes [recovered] (1 child) | Copy Link
well to me, it's the double chin and general flabbiness. You can see she's not in shape from the folds in her underarm area.
God I sound like a 4chan fag 3/10 would not smash etc but seriously she doesn't look 18 whatsoever
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