Ok, Amy...

eduardkoopman · 2018-12-14T10:44:36+00:00

I hadn't noticed she was trying to look f*ckable.

DemonGroover · 2018-12-14T10:46:46+00:00

Hate to see her when she isn't trying.

IamBili · 2018-12-14T11:56:34+00:00

I can hear the screams of insecurity from here

krakizwak · 2018-12-14T10:51:46+00:00

If she was capable of making a comedy bit about her delusions she might be funny.

Marque01 · 2018-12-14T11:27:51+00:00

more like super-fucking fat :)

manu_gd · 2018-12-14T14:37:41+00:00

Bitch please, you are the text book example of unfuckable

Fantoche_Dreemurr · 2018-12-14T14:11:25+00:00

She and that other trainwreck, Lena Dunham are just here to queef about how they're desirable in front of microphones.

I'm sure at some point she might even believe it

juncoagency · 2018-12-14T10:52:43+00:00

Proof that Schumer is nothing but a pig in a wig

LabTech41 · 2018-12-14T15:38:56+00:00

Is she trying to say that she's more fuckable than an ATTRACTIVE woman because all the fat folds allow for more penetration options?

BadassGT-CS · 2018-12-14T16:08:02+00:00

When did she ever look "fuckable"?

memelord360420 · 2018-12-14T10:58:04+00:00

She was trying?

zero5hole · 2018-12-14T16:11:50+00:00

That’s her trying?

ApertureBear · 2018-12-14T19:37:03+00:00

I wonder whose joke this is.

TheGreatEvil · 2018-12-14T13:47:42+00:00

There are fetishes for everything I suppose. Yuck.

Traxicon · 2018-12-14T13:56:12+00:00

Mission Complete

exile09 · 2018-12-14T14:53:22+00:00

Mission accomplished.

CiceroVoltaire · 2018-12-14T15:01:08+00:00

The delusions are strong in this one.

Another pathetic attempt to get attention by a contemptuous, liar of "hollywood".

JeanClaudeDruncker · 2018-12-14T15:27:19+00:00

Didn't she just get married and get pregnant? This seems relevant.

hookbill2 · 2018-12-14T15:29:24+00:00

mission accomplished...a while ago.

KeniRay · 2018-12-14T15:34:40+00:00

She is trying to look fcukable?

rooster-one4 · 2018-12-14T17:18:11+00:00

She succeeded, excellent work. Now to work on that funny thing.

Ffdfggfgdrfwfzdf · 2018-12-14T19:38:58+00:00

She is best STD protection ever

verynormalsimple · 2018-12-14T20:00:28+00:00

That arm could feed an entire village for days. And give them all fatty liver in the process.

PucciSlayer3000 · 2018-12-14T20:38:55+00:00

Finally something she's good at

that_nast · 2018-12-14T20:48:46+00:00

That'll do pig

mylestheskeptic · 2018-12-14T21:51:16+00:00

I would describe Amy as many things. “Super fuckable” isn’t one.

Herjaren · 2018-12-14T22:50:30+00:00

The censoring of a single letter is a perfect metaphor for our society. Every single fucking person know's what the word they are censoring is. It's one of those things that everyone does because everyone does it, no matter how unfathomably dumb it is. Just like society. Everyone prances the fuck along, no matter how dumb everything fucking is.

Life is so wonderfully ironic. GYOW.

Futureman999 · 2018-12-14T19:44:39+00:00

I don't think I'd let her suck my dick from behind a curtain. She probably has some kind of tooth and gum rot from poor hygiene, so my dick would smell like a rotting corpse for a week no matter how many times I washed it.

Not worth it. Would rather jack off.

TigPlaze · 2018-12-14T14:35:34+00:00

She's easily within the thirst zone.

humidtexan · 2018-12-14T20:29:42+00:00

Nothing wrong with looking attractive...just dont look like you could easily get fucked on aisle 9 at Wal-Mart, in broad daylight. Dress and look to attract a good one, dont look and dress to attract 1000 men, because you will attract 1000 men and all 1000 will try to fuck you. How is it possible for one woman to attract 1000 different men? Use the one thing they all are likely to equally crave...sex. Then you will complain "theres no good men".

Point: attract a personality and character of a man, and that takes deeper thinking and effort and self-awareness on your unique personality.

What really happens: women dress to attract the erect penis of the man because it's easy and takes little to no work.

Eventually they become penis attracting experts, because why not when it's so easy?

OrganisedSquirrel · 2018-12-14T21:38:05+00:00

Mission accomplished

RocknR0IIa · 2018-12-14T21:50:20+00:00

There is nothing needed to be stopped here.

gaia2008 · 2018-12-14T22:05:44+00:00

Not for king or country would I fuck that, if she was on fire I would try and put the flames out with a machete

MrBluePill · 2018-12-14T22:30:17+00:00

Is this the Onion?

theoracleofosiris · 2018-12-14T23:53:28+00:00

As fuckable as the pig in black mirror season 1

Stabiel · 2018-12-14T23:54:01+00:00

Bitch pussy smell like a penguin

Wouldn't hit that shit with my worst enemy's penis

A poem from a favored poet. Danny brown.

ThatGuyAga1n · 2018-12-15T00:33:05+00:00

She needs to try to not look super fucked up tho.

DanTheMGTOW · 2018-12-15T02:55:40+00:00

Yup, I can point out 10 random MGTOWs to come out with a list of 10 Super Fuckable women celebrities, and I am willing to bet that out of the 100 entries, Amy Schumer isn't one of them. I think there would be more of a chance of a repeat than her being on the list.

Extra_Napkins · 2018-12-15T03:33:09+00:00

I couldn’t poke her because whaling is illegal.

MiddleAgedMGTOW · 2018-12-15T03:59:50+00:00

Sometimes the jokes write themselves

Aotp4life · 2018-12-15T05:46:28+00:00

She ugly Asf and fat Asf but yet she is still on recruit difficulty

BumKnickle · 2018-12-15T12:46:55+00:00

why did they leave out the "to hippopotamuses"

DisappointingSnugg · 2018-12-16T22:25:02+00:00

Hmmmmmmm

BigGuysBlitz · 2018-12-14T15:26:18+00:00

I would fuck her, but I also like fat chicks. She is marginally funny at times, so she has that going for her, I suppose.

However, she might find that Hollywood is not a fan of fat chicks and work becomes more scarce for her.

Title	Ok, Amy...
Author	KushKenobi
Upvotes	198
Comments	52
Date	December 14, 2018 10:41 AM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments/a63r7n/ok_amy/
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