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[–]yg11147 points48 points49 points 5 years ago (13 children) | Copy Link
1000kg should take 10 persons
[–]teelolws22 points23 points24 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yeah, lol. "1000kg = 4 persons" implies each person is 250kg. Thats fucking massive. I'm a tall lardass myself but I'm not even close to 250.
[–]MGTOWalltheway4096 points7 points8 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Whales range in size from the 2.6 metres (8.5 ft) and 135 kilograms (298 lb) dwarf sperm whale to the 29.9 metres (98 ft) and 190 metric tons.
[–]nosoupforyou3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Note for other non-metric countries, 1000k = 2204 lbs.
100kg would be 220lbs, which is probably high.
[–]yg1115 points6 points7 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
They probably estimate for extra load, each person might have a backpack and laptop with them weighing ~15kg and an average adult being ~85kg which is roughly 100kg (220lbs).
[–]nosoupforyou5 points6 points7 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Good point.
[–]Vobat2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If we say that each person takes 25kg with then each person would have to weight 225kg for 4 people at 1000kg.
[+]n0t__t0day-9 points-8 points-7 points 5 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
Only if those persons are middle school age
[–]Jgtow209 points10 points11 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
100 kilos=220 pounds. Maybe if the middle schoolers have single moms that feed them Twinkies for dinner.
[–]n0t__t0day1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Schools have been closed for a while. Single mother would never force child to do a cardio. Single mothers are killers of humankind.
[–]yg1114 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
The average weight for a male adult in Europe is about 86kgs so thats clearly American ;)
[–]Magicus11 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Depends.
I once dated a Hungarian girl who told me her mom used to tell her that: ”Real men weigh at least 100 kilos.”
But, that was probably back in the days of outdoor labor, so, take it with a grain of salt. 🤷🏻♂️
[–]yg1111 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Haha yes that’s true.
You know in the old Soviet Union there’s a saying “women want a man made of iron”.
But times are different now.
[–]Magicus12 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Well, they want a man made of iron, but he has to be chromed out.
Unbeknownst to them, any metallurgist can tell you that chroming a metal makes it significantly weaker. 🤷🏻♂️
[–]Iperovic16 points17 points18 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
4 persons? 1000 kg is easily 10 people
[–]ImmaculateDeity11 points12 points13 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
1 Karen (Note: If you are a Karen who is also a Feminist, just take stairs.)
[–]Something_Chronical6 points7 points8 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
3 feminists is generous... Have you seen these things lately? Even the 5XL can't cover their belly.
[–]llama_in_space3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
where i am the lifts are rated for 680kg or 10 people
[–]ryoko2272 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Kinda surprised you could get 3 in there with that weight limit
[–]StarchRunner5 points6 points7 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
They figured there would be 1 male feminist who is inevitably a 55kg (121 lb) twig. This is because in the typical hotel room, there's usually a max of 2 queen size beds, appropriately fitting 1 feminist each. The male is used as an errand boy to get and pay for food and to bow before the thrones.
[–]redditI_D_0101010102 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
1 Harambe
[–]classicliberal12 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I love how the measurements are in both metric and British Imperial Units. I always weigh things in haddocks and hen eggs.
[–]Phantom_Spark2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Or half a Karen
[–]Morb3571 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
What's a haddock? lol
[–]MuchIndependence6 points7 points8 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
A type of white fish often served battered at fish n chips restaurants
[–]Zako_041 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hahahha
[–]nekomeowster1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
> 3 feminists
Sure the numbers check out, but would they even fit?
[–]beardedbliss1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Three? I think their math is off and they meant to say one.
[–]EnvironmentalRest41 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
There is a story (which I cannot verify) about a helicopter crash in NYC. Some guy just got his helicopter licence and access to a helicopter. He invited his girlfriend for a tour. She brought along two uninvited girl guests. The chopper had a weight limit so the pilot asked the ladies their weight in the interest of basic safety. The fat cunts lied and told a ridiculously low figure which he took as the truth. With the false number they were within safety limits. They took off and during the tour the chopper crashed as it was overloaded. At the autopsy it came out the fatties were way over what they claimed. Anyone else know if this story is indeed true?
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