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[–]Jay_ellsworth156 points157 points158 points 6 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Women literally see their vaginas as the ultimate bargaining chip for anything. I love it when guys turn them down when they make offers like these
[–]originaldutchcow39 points40 points41 points 6 years ago* (1 child) | Copy Link
Bargaining chip... Try this at a poker table and see what happens. Stupid women.
[–][deleted] 7 points8 points9 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
They're only good for strip pokers
[–]thenull_corporation0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
It's funny when they find out you're gay and their powers evaporate into thin air.
[–]crawdaddy98800 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Can't call you gay anymore so the next step in their flowchart is virgin incel.
[–]DangZagnut113 points114 points115 points 6 years ago* (4 children) | Copy Link
You’ve got to appreciate wanting money over pussy. The correct order of operations.
[–]BandB101[S] 42 points43 points44 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Priority’s
[–]RealBiggly2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Acquire currency.
[–]markentingh2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'm printing your beautiful words onto a black t-shirt.
[–][deleted] 6 points7 points8 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Disregard females, acquire currency.
[–]ncarolina6675 points76 points77 points 6 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link
He should have fucked her then given her the invoice for $400.
What was she going to do, call the police?
That's Prostitution, beotch.
[–]Subhumanmanletcel67 points68 points69 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
She would metoo him
[–]NathanHollister24 points25 points26 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
she might anyway
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
My thoughts exactly. Metoo him before handing over the cash.
[–]SenatorSatan46 points47 points48 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I'd like to stay clear from the STDs.
[–]DaEpicBob11 points12 points13 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
yeah .. when she says do anything you want and most will bang her raw .. uagh dont even want to know how many she payd for with her puss
dick might fall off after a fuck
[–]Magnificent_Penis8 points9 points10 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Whenever I hear of someone being called an incel or whatever, I immediately think about all the skanks I've declined.
I'm about as far from an Adonis as a dude can be, but getting my dick wet has never been an issue.
You don't even have to have low standards, women give it up fairly easily.
The price I've had to pay is listening to them drone on about insipid bullcrap. I value my time too much to play that role anymore.
If they silver platter their snatch, scatter out the hatch.
[–]DWShimoda2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You do know that the cops usually let the "prostitute" walk away... then they arrest the "john."
[–]175354Jeff1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She'd say he raped then extorted her
[–]Chakra_Devourer50 points51 points52 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Straight up prostitution! And they expect some simp to wife her and treat her like a princess!
[–][deleted] 4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Agreed ! She even acts offended at the end ! Like WTF ?!
How could she be that dumb ? It's unreal...
[–]NotherThrowaway28430 points31 points32 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Wow.
Instead of selling her a Grand Prix he ran over her with a truck.
[–]Fantoche_Dreemurr15 points16 points17 points 6 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Every woman's a whore, it's just how they ask for it
[–]swansong1911 points12 points13 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
In a game of hypothetical questions, Beaverbrook asked the lady:
‘Would you live with a stranger if he paid you one million pounds?’ She said she would. ‘And if he paid you five pounds?’ The irate lady fumed: ‘Five pounds. What do you think I am?’ Beaverbrook replied: ‘We’ve already established that. Now we are trying to determine the degree.'
[–]Fantoche_Dreemurr2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
That's a modified Churchill quote, the original has a lot more punch!
[–]Jackoffalltrades895 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Churchill had the best witticisms. “Winston, if you were my husband, I’d poison your tea. Ma’am, if you were my wife, I’d drink it.”
[–]swansong190 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If you check out the link I shared there is an entomology for the quote that seems to begin with the version I posted.
[–]Phantom_Spark13 points14 points15 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Haha. This is priceless. It reminds me of a young me.
Keep up the great work gents!!
[–]Blissbynature10 points11 points12 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
He ought to have run through all sorts of scenarios to see just how kinky she was willing to go. Then said no.
[–]38yearsoffreefallin5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
He shoulda fucked her then been like I’ll bring the car by tmw, the ghost after that
[–]CpuDoc674 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I am pretty sure that would lead to a rape charge.
[–]JZSquared4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"You could've just said no"
And you could've just not whored yourself out for a used car. :P
[–]Kenstar282 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
$385 and an enthusiastic blowjowski, for every criticism I have to give you on technique I add a dollar to the price.
[–]mgtau2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That Bugs Bunny, lol.
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Teach a man to MGTOW and he will dodge thots all his life !
[–]harrison_wheels2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I love how their first thought after not getting what they want is "I should prostitute myself!"
Dude went full Gandalf on her and declared "you have no power here bitch"
[–]Nerdialismo1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I am still very weak to a propose like that, but since I know it will never happen, is not a big deal.
[–]Marque010 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It's never as good as you think it's going to be. Then again, it's kind of like pizza (even when it's bad, it's still good...)
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
One gets the impression this is not the first time she has used this form of transaction.
[–]NightOuts1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
i tell everyone that replies like these are never necessary. dude went the extra mile to post bugs bunny. just don't reply to her.
[–]greyman04251 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Good job. Never trade for sex. It will get used against you at some point. Especially in a yes mean yes enthusiastic consent state.
[–]adagodzilla0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Eh tbh it's not that bad of an offer. A hooker is more expensive and since she's willing to do everything he wants he can tell her to stfu too
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[–]shatterthecrystal630 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That pic at the end. Mm mm, perfect. XD
[–]Controversial_Durian0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
$400 for a gran prix, holy crap how clapped out is it?
[–]xclypto-1 points0 points1 point 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
The car or the girl?
[–]Controversial_Durian0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lmao both
[–]honda_vfr0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You could have just said no.
I love that.
[–]CobraTaha80 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"chase a check never chase a bitch" FUTURE.
[–]Curry-b0y-1 points0 points1 point 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hahahahah
[–][deleted] -1 points0 points1 point 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
A car dealers wife said "No pussy for payments" when a chick offered her husband some when on speakerphone. LOL
[+]Fedor_Fedorov-27 points-26 points-25 points 6 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
"To white boys at harvard"
Fuck you. We dont need racists in mgtow.
[–]Older_Miggy14 points15 points16 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Oh fuck off already.
Love, a white boy
[–]JaviLTovar10 points11 points12 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It was quite obviously, a joke good sir
Sincerely, a white beaner.
[–]Fedor_Fedorov0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I was joking and got downvoted to hell lol. I forgot the sarcasm.
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