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[–]siriusisness51 points52 points53 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
wife that shit up quick OP! before someone else takes her!
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[–]RunawayGrain8 points9 points10 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
More red flags than a military parade in Moscow.
[–]Mansako4 points 8 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
Well, she says shes a commie
[–]MajorRobotnik29 points30 points31 points 8 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link
Americans are such trash.
[–]sociopathic_tater9 points10 points11 points 8 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
Hey now, only the liberals (for the most part)
[–]Yasai1018 points9 points10 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Liberal, yah.. but have you been anywhere near the Bible belt?... That is what represents conservative.. the whole fucking spectrum is made of single minded Sarah Palin's.
[–]MISERYISIGNORANCE2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Fuck the left and fuck the right, but the lesser of two evils is usually the right these days.
[–]Futureman9993 points 8 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
You misspelled "Beetus Belt"
[–]hi-i-like-coding8 points9 points10 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
There are plenty of trash women on the conservative side too.
[–]MajorRobotnik6 points7 points8 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Yup. We call them Conservathots or Tradthots. Then there's the trailer park Republican "women" who look like a bean bag chair in a halter top.
[–]JayJayEcks2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yup, if you wanna fuck, go to church.
I've dicked down more than enough good girls in church who sang in the Sunday morning choir, but got my dick in them Saturday night and Sunday afternoon.
Church girls are easy.
[–]ArchonofLights 5 points6 points7 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'm an American, and I fully agree with OP.
[–]Hypogamy24 points25 points26 points 8 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Pansexual means if chewbacca were real you would sex him up.
Just a supposed, non-threatening acceptable term for bestiality.
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
...you wouldn't?
[–]rebuildingMyself4 points5 points6 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The Star Wars porn parody had two female stormtroopers sucking Chewie's (apparently white) dick. I don't know how you could have done that scene without laughing your ass off. The guy in the suit did the occasional poorly-done Chewie growl which made it even better.
[–]Hollerich26 points27 points28 points 8 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
A general guideline to follow: If she has a shaved head, red hair, blue hair, purple hair, problem eyeglasses, neck tattoos, tattoos on the arms (sleeve), pierced nose ring, and other body piercings - she is a head case, and likely has cluster b type personality: narcissist, sociopath, histrionic, etc.
[–]hi-i-like-coding2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
problem eyeglasses?
[–]hollybegin10 points11 points12 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Problem Glasses
[–]MyHearse 2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Holy shit. This is gold lol! I don't even know what many of these terms mean.. genderfluid? Wtf lol. I must be to old for the internet.
[–]hollybegin4 points5 points6 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Nah! Just "too old" to care for bullshit...
[–]mendokusai997 points8 points9 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Those thick, black, cat-eye type of reading glasses.
[–]hi-i-like-coding9 points10 points11 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ah, so any female with lots of weird shit all over her face, got it
[–]ElegantLordOTheManor8 points9 points10 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Every time I see a woman with a shaved head, I always want to ask "so how old were you when it happened, when you got touched?"
[–]JStheHammer 1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
What kind of cancer is it.
[–]NiceIce9 points10 points11 points 8 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
Why on Earth would you BRAG and blatantly advertise the fact that you aren't monogamous?
[–]2lost2bsaved7 points8 points9 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
because its sooo progressive
[–]hi-i-like-coding3 points4 points5 points 8 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Because you're some kind of freakazoid I guess, lmao.
[–]NiceIce2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
I suppose...
Hi there, I'm going to cheat on you!
[–]hi-i-like-coding1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
That assumes anyone wants to bang her in the first place
[–]Urishima2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
An optimist at heart.
[–]NiceIce1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yes indeed.
Cause on these phone apps, thirsty dudes are thinking... I'm so getting laid and soon.
[–]blackjackANDplates8 points9 points10 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
subhuman orc whore
[–]herpderpfeynman2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
hey, let's be nice to orcs they have plenty of other redeeming traits.
[–]Sol_Install6 points7 points8 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Blows my mind. There are attractive short hair styles out there but either they hate men, locked a man down, or they hit the wall and they do shit like this. Yes, you don't care to attract men. But she looks like she cut her hair to escape goats.
[–]Nezborn021 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Or they're a lesbian
[–]justiceavenger6 points7 points8 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It's a woman because only a first world woman would act so fucking stupid lol.
[–]Bencho1014 points5 points6 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Would fuck a guy before i go near that thing
[–][deleted] 4 points5 points6 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
and the guy would probably make you breakfast in the morning.
[–][deleted] 5 points6 points7 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
i hate commies
[–]ThanatopsisRex5 points6 points7 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Don't care. Just don't care about them.
[–]JStheHammer 5 points6 points7 points 8 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Does it have a penis?
[–][deleted] 4 points5 points6 points 8 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
that is the ultimate question nowdays😂
[–]avridgeboy003 points4 points5 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Does it have a brain is the runner up
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
humm... technically the brain is there but what about functionality?
i must contemplate on this...
[–]avridgeboy002 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
But what is a brain if it doesn't function ...dead tissue.
[–]Amnesia25084 points5 points6 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Putting a Communist in charge of keeping history is like putting a paedophile in charge of a nursery.
[–]Docbear643 points4 points5 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The worst part about women like this is the concept they tend to demonstrate , That of " No man will restrain or control me or my perception of sexuality , no matter what I will not be shamed however if at any point I develop a negative view of you iI will easily express how abused and demeaned I was in the relationship and damage your reputation and / or self esteem as much as possible"
Whenever someone unironically calls themselves a communist, I really wish they would read some history and realize the hundreds of millions of deaths under totalitarianism and failed economic policy that they are supporting.
Those who don't learn from history are bound to repeat it.
[–]herpderpfeynman1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
yeah but that history is offensive so we can't go ahead and learn & understand it now can we?? /s
[–]coffeecup1988 3 points4 points5 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
& kinda weird.
No bitch, you're a freaking lunatic. A breeding ground for 10+ personality disorders.
[–]IntrovertedMagma2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
have you noticed that almost all the WAHMYN who dye their hair blue and cut it very fucking short are ugly anyway..
as if they are trying to make themselves even more undesirable.. Patriarchy clearly
[–]hi-i-like-coding2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I certainly have noticed.
[–]the_Milkweed2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
These are the only types I match with on okcupid. Wtf is wrong with me.
[–]hardtostarboard20162 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Just as toxic as red/purple hair
[–]Target4U2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
3700 miles would be too close to this waste of time.
[–]Chadattack10 2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Look at her name. Couldn't be any more ironic lol
[–]BoskOfPortKar2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
shaved head or short hairs.
[–]zZ-Stalker2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
kinda weird.
wonder why
[–]confession692 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Aspiring historian so she can tell the kids how evil the founding fathers, Ronald Reagan, George Bush, and Donald Trump were and how they GASP believed people should work to earn what they want instead of have the government do it all
[–]SilverGryphon2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Please, please, please refrain from assuming genders lads. I know how hard it is to not do so.
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
They make their profile pictures like they would create a RPG character.
[–]OriginalBodePlot 2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It's funny, you tell your buddies you can't stand chicks like this (I live in a very liberal city) and they go crazy. Looks like a dude and has zero feminine features.
[–]Griever1142 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Wish these wannabe socialist fucks would be sent to Russia where the beast/kill you for such stupidity.
But socialism is trendy oooooo
[–]ArchonofLights 2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This makes me sad as one who studies history. The discipline is overrun with these idiots. This is why I stick to 1800s and BEFORE.
[–]Filter922 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Went to Ferris. Thank god I graduated before all this shit really hit the fan!
[–]JoeBender1 2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She says she is “kinda weird” ... I’m afraid to ask what her idea of “fully weird” is ...
[–]shizlordsupreme2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
So she’s unemployed.
Should have just said, "young + female + not fat (yet)" Plenty would bang. We don't give a fuck that you're an "aspiring historian". Future barista with student loan debts.
They should start framing the diplomas of all the baristas at Starbucks and hanging them on the wall. Wall of Shame. Observe and do not emulate, kiddies.
[–]hollybegin1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
She looks nice enough, not bitchy at all and just slightly overweight. Good deal!
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[–]hollybegin1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I appreciate the courtesy...really! But no thanks! :D
[–]SlippinJimmy1977 1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Kinda weird.....?
[–]NoThirst1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"Kendall college of art and design of Ferris State University"
...so predictable. I wasn't expecting Electrical Engineering. Enjoy paying off that student loan.
[–]WidmerBeer 1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Commie or Historian. Pick one.
[–]ChubaTaco1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Kinda weird is right
[–]PinHunter651 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Oh god, take it down! Take it down!!!! Make the pain go away. My eyes cant much more of this abuse!
[–]juankixd0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Avoid at all cost, not even that hot, not worth the trouble.
[–]csch650 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She looks like a really happy and pleasant person.
/s
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"Kinda weird" is redundant
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