She cashed out before any more net worth dips happen

sedstar · 2019-01-09T19:46:11+00:00

holy shit.

she *actually* got in on the ground floor of a asset, acquired it...

...saw it mature

...then cashed out LITERALLY when it was money-smart to get out of it...

"this horse is dead... NEXT!!!"

MuaadDibJihad · 2019-01-09T19:27:06+00:00

Now she's day trading cocks instead of stocks.

defiantplatypus · 2019-01-09T21:43:41+00:00

So much for being the richest man in the world.

hrm0894 · 2019-01-09T21:57:47+00:00

Hahahahahahaha. What more proof do normies want to realize marriage is a fucking scam?

FeedMeMore22778534 · 2019-01-09T22:47:32+00:00

Even when they met... HE HIRED HER. He was a VP and she was an entry level employee. He singlehandedly increased her net worth and carried her to the finish line.

smfuel87 · 2019-01-09T22:38:08+00:00

Again...

You can NEVER be "alpha" enough.

If it happens to Bezos, the richest man in the world, why wouldn't it happen to you?

I would not want to be the guy fucking around with that woman. If Jeff finds out, that guy might just "commit suicide".

Also, there is a bright side for us here. When bad divorce laws affect rich, influential people, they change. Hopefully anyway. My other guess is that the ruling class abides by a different set of laws and rules like what the Clintons get.

bi0lizard · 2019-01-09T22:01:06+00:00

I’m willing to bet she’ll be banging some 20-30’s year olds young hard cock before the ink is dry on the divorce papers!

sedstar · 2019-01-09T19:30:24+00:00

How convenient for her. This bitch is about to hit the lick of licks.

I don't have a gay bone in my body, but shiiiiit for $138 billion, I'ma be Jeff Bezos new wife, his nanny, barber, priest, confidant, council, best friend, driver, bodyguard, Butler, maid, toe nail clipper, cuz I know I'm about to have the meanest come up . 🤣😂🤣😂

VenetianCares · 2019-01-09T21:42:43+00:00

But wait there's more if you critize women are are automatically an incel. On a side note this type of shit is disgusting but wait there's more if a man decide not to get married and just fuck 20 something year olds he is labeled a predator or a creep but wait there's more these gold digging good for nothing hoes ain't shit.

Herr_Mauer · 2019-01-09T22:17:25+00:00

New trading strategy for women: marry low - divorce high.

PabloEscoba · 2019-01-09T22:30:50+00:00

He lost frame and stopped lifting

Docbear64 · 2019-01-09T22:18:28+00:00

Does half of the richest man in the world's net worth equal the new richest woman in the world?

nutsackninja · 2019-01-09T22:42:38+00:00

Hope that pussy was worth it for him.

omen_tenebris · 2019-01-09T22:59:36+00:00

Woman entrapenours learned this one trick

Sublimecdh84 · 2019-01-10T00:08:59+00:00

He’s FUCKED.

Screwing around on his wife while being THAT rich?

Can’t mistake money can’t fix stupid.

https://www.foxnews.com/us/amazon-ceo-jeff-bezos-has-been-seeing-former-tv-anchor-lauren-sanchez

satansbarbedcock · 2019-01-09T21:41:40+00:00

Lol. All the personal training can't stop him from being a manlet. Driven men that marry women taller than them are asking to get divorce raped.

amgin3 · 2019-01-09T23:59:01+00:00

Wow, so he is no longer going to be the richest man in the world. If she gets half, he will be worth ~$70 billion, putting him in 6th place. He also has 4 children, so the courts will probably make him pay something like $1 billion per year extra so they don't starve to death.

EDIT: So this just happened. Right after I made this comment, I got a notification that I have been banned from r/MadeMeSmile! Why? because:

You have been banned for participating in /r/MGTOW, a community that engaged in brigading this subreddit. This activity that is not conducive to healthy reddit communities.

What a fucking joke.

Kvitar · 2019-01-10T03:31:10+00:00

Annnd Bill Gates is #1, again

xorbe · 2019-01-09T23:21:34+00:00

I guess he didn't email her after she blocked his number ...

xyzadeel · 2019-01-10T05:52:49+00:00

No pussy worth 65b$ man.

ajaski708 · 2019-01-09T22:31:23+00:00

She must have found chad.

basslover0 · 2019-01-09T21:55:20+00:00

Going to get downvoted due to heavily minded MGTOW users but Jeff Bezos was worth 5.1 billion in 2000. He surpassed a billion dollars 20 years ago and his wife (married 1993) was still with him. It’s been an almost 30 year marriage. If she really wanted, she would of divorced him years ago.

LiveTheTruth321 · 2019-01-09T22:50:25+00:00

Patience is a deadly weapon gentleman. It is a knife that cuts both ways. Clever broad, she had what women, hell most people don't have nowadays.

ChadwickSlickdick · 2019-01-09T23:00:50+00:00

Yeah, totally didn’t see this happening....

Stay woke, dudes!

ont_lost_dude · 2019-01-10T15:10:30+00:00

aparently he cheated on her at some level. a british tabloid has photos. if that's true, bezos is a moron

Gcarney17 · 2019-01-09T22:41:54+00:00

Grade A gold digger

NightOuts · 2019-01-09T22:51:04+00:00

how much is she getting from this divorce?

[deleted] · 2019-01-10T00:28:31+00:00

alpha fucks and beta bucks, and this beta is gona buck hard.

Itsupport4350 · 2019-01-10T01:17:32+00:00

I told my mom about this and she said of course she should get half of it all. I was shocked to hear that from my mom and she was even smiling about it.. it really disgusted me.. truly AWALT

Coo_Larrow · 2019-01-10T06:31:12+00:00

Wasn't he caught chatting?

Ireuppedforthesrb · 2019-01-09T22:21:34+00:00

Are they both related to giraffes?

Gordon-G · 2019-01-09T23:14:30+00:00

Activate Divorce Rape mode

ramfex21 · 2019-01-09T23:55:35+00:00

one acronym : AWALT

NotLuceBree · 2019-01-10T00:07:02+00:00

UN-fucking-BELIEVABLE.

guitarguy1749 · 2019-01-10T00:36:23+00:00

holy shit. first thing I thought when I saw the headline today is thats gonna be one hell of a payout.

Sandbagicus · 2019-01-10T00:53:26+00:00

I mean, he could do sooooo much better than her anyway. If you're gonna be BP'd and marry AND you're a billionaire, at least marry a woman who is attractive.

She's a 3, tops.

MadeInBeirut13 · 2019-01-10T02:16:50+00:00

Thats how mafia works

cgello · 2019-01-10T02:18:10+00:00

Admit it, men are stupid, women are smart.

Slideri812 · 2019-01-10T02:42:11+00:00

This is one dude who I have no pity for. Maybe if he wasn't such a piece of shit in real life she wouldn't be jacking his ass for half?

ShyPlatypus · 2019-01-10T03:07:02+00:00

Well someone isnt a prime member anymore

MKApex · 2019-01-10T03:15:06+00:00

Yeahhhhhhh.... That was actually from the stock market going down and has nothing to do with what the settlement might be.

Presently, that amount is undefined.

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deeselecter · 2019-01-09T21:05:23+00:00

Is she on tinder fuck the wall I swipe right on this one . flip the script

Dmapguy · 2019-01-09T23:15:46+00:00

Gates is next. Just wait.

surfingjesus · 2019-01-09T23:30:47+00:00

Not a very attractive woman 🤢

goooglercooler · 2019-01-09T23:47:47+00:00

Jeff Bezos is divorcing her, he found some younger piece of ass and is bouncing out of his current roast beef sitatuion.

RyanMUFC · 2019-01-10T01:26:32+00:00

As if he didn’t exploit people to get the money in the first place

KevinCMD · 2019-01-10T02:53:20+00:00

She's ugly as hell anyways and he's rich enough to get all the pussy he wants. Interested to see how the finances are after the divorce though.

danyzo · 2019-01-09T21:06:52+00:00

DAMN !!! WHY! not the riches one on earth anymore...

NickTesla2018 · 2019-01-09T21:59:02+00:00

Why wait until January 2019? Hmm...

PorkyMcfloppytits · 2019-01-10T00:00:09+00:00

I'd like to see that picture of him photo-shopped as Popeye the sailor.

r2401 · 2019-01-10T00:03:02+00:00

Lean in

ikhwan_arif · 2019-01-10T00:05:06+00:00

I'm tweeting this. This is gold.

markentingh · 2019-01-10T00:12:10+00:00

That's the exact same trend I followed when I bought & sold ALL of my Bitcoin

whatisantilogic · 2019-01-10T00:26:06+00:00

He has a enough money to afford John Wick or Golgo 13. Just saying 🤨

ILOVHENTAI · 2019-01-10T00:40:07+00:00

Dump it

rebelde_sin_causa · 2019-01-10T01:14:15+00:00

if she gets half his stock she will have as much power over the company as he does

something for anyone who is invested in or thinking about being invested in Amazon to consider

thewobblywelder · 2019-01-10T02:08:43+00:00

Dammit Jeff! Why’d you get married?!

psodj · 2019-01-10T03:02:17+00:00

it's pretty crazy that 1 simple change in divorce/family court would change the cultural landscape drastically for the better, yet it doesn't happen and probably won't

wathon2 · 2019-01-10T04:24:05+00:00

Let this be a lesson to all men.

Be like Leonardo, pump and dump young super models till the day he dies.

A man has NOTHING to gain from marriage and everything to lose.

whatevescom · 2019-01-10T04:45:00+00:00

Promise that the stress of the dip caused her to leave him. It’s happened to me several times. In sickness and in health means nothing. If you can’t provide for her, she will leave immediately.

[deleted] · 2019-01-10T05:00:38+00:00

R/wallstreetbets

huckleberryferry · 2019-01-10T05:31:19+00:00

Rich men are massive cucks. So much for the hype about their IQ. They are quite obviously as dumb as dogshit.

The_Frag_Man · 2019-01-10T06:35:35+00:00

This is all the proof you need.

[deleted] · 2019-01-10T06:42:58+00:00

divorce was a financial move for her the same as men who sell stock when they see themarket trend #girlpower

schemadrome · 2019-01-10T06:45:51+00:00

hey ladies! Investment opportunity! Marry the dip!

DoorbellGnome · 2019-01-10T09:53:15+00:00

Impressive, she should become a trader.

SingleManDR · 2019-01-10T11:07:46+00:00

The irony is that the old fat Latin chick, here in the DR, would fuck you for $10. I don't know how he got rich with math like this.

jackalhead · 2019-01-10T11:20:52+00:00

Typical every day trading on the cock-market. Nothing to see here.

NewHum · 2019-01-10T12:10:10+00:00

It’s fine! The man is so rich he could do better than this post wall train wreck.

Have fun Jeff!

Concorde_Chamois · 2019-01-10T13:19:40+00:00

Oh jesus. Unless there was a prenuptial agreement in place at the time of marriage, he and Amazon are basically fucked.

Jhoft86 · 2019-01-10T13:55:25+00:00

Talk about return on investment.

AncapGhxst · 2019-01-10T14:18:00+00:00

More net worth dips won't happen when he has corporate welfare and the backing of state regulation keeping others from entering the business. Not to mention patents.

Jumpluff_16 · 2019-01-10T16:22:45+00:00

Y’all are pretty pathetic, he cheated on her but somehow it’s still her fault.

yolodd · 2019-01-10T18:37:16+00:00

He just needed to hold frame more and keep his parabolic stock from ever going down!

Phanekim · 2019-01-10T18:38:59+00:00

apparently its him that cheated on her.

DnDTerror · 2019-01-16T14:14:16+00:00

While I think the whole thing is absurd, I also hope Bezos will go MGTOW and give a good example to young generations.

leidogbei · 2019-01-10T00:07:02+00:00

well, they werent effectively together for a few years already. But the timing of the divorce seems strange. Maybe someone was about to leak Bezos' extramarital affair.

Bensonian170 · 2019-01-10T02:31:25+00:00

What a CUNT

Vrabo · 2019-01-10T03:40:04+00:00

Her friends: You go girl! You're so right for leaving him! Obviously there was something wrong with him, otherwise you wouldn't have left him.

His friends: Jeff, buddy.. you have no one to blame but yourself. You landed the wrong one. Start over and this time try looking for the right one.

TheRealMickey · 2019-01-10T03:58:05+00:00

Dudes no. Not all divorces are about a woman scamming a dude for his money. Come on man

wathon2 · 2019-01-10T04:28:00+00:00

So many rich famous and/or handsome men got divorce raped.

If all those men couldn't make a woman happy, what make you think you can.

SomeRandomUser111 · 2019-01-09T22:09:10+00:00

What a cunt.

theoracleofosiris · 2019-01-10T00:09:17+00:00

Clever girl

bassgenerator · 2019-01-10T05:23:22+00:00

Does anyone think she'll actually be content to sit with her billions, getting the occasional servicing from her in-house ultra chad personal trainer(s)?

She'll be out interviewing prospective billionaire marriage options before the ink has dried on the settlement. Rich divorcees have the most voracious appetites.

Kvitar · 2019-01-10T03:33:25+00:00

Even when she takes half, he's about to get PREMIUM ASS, ALL YOU CAN EAT BUFFET

Jrbennett15 · 2019-01-10T04:20:06+00:00

This just makes me mad. It's so shitty. I simply dont understand how women could be so callous

ClydeFrog90210 · 2019-01-09T23:15:06+00:00

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Ieatpeoplesheadsoff · 2019-01-10T00:30:05+00:00

Fuck this rotten cunt

She cashed out before any more net worth dips happen

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Title	She cashed out before any more net worth dips happen
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