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[–]GrisBosque55 points56 points57 points 6 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
Sorry dear, youve already had too much... maybe just a cracker with margerine?
[–]MisterioBerlin22 points23 points24 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
or a knuckle sandwich
[–]GrisBosque8 points9 points10 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
wouldnt waste my time on her... for anything. I can get a better workout with a heavy bag, that I dont have to see ugly to beat on.
[–]tedjonez422 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Women deserve equal rights, and lefts.
It never gets old I tell ya. Never.
[–]tedjonez422 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing...you already told her twice.
[–]Ice-Berg-Hermit2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
An Apple 🍎
[–]GoMake_me_a_sandwich28 points29 points30 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Go get me a beer, too.
[–]MenGoingTOWin[S] 23 points24 points25 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I'm on my way.
[–]john_moura8 points9 points10 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Bring two, please.
[–]abetterdarkknight0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Especially if the beers are that big
yikes what a whale
[–]Eleventh_Brother6 points7 points8 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Do you realize how incredibly offensive that is to whales?
[–]DDay_woke2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
whales: -_-
[–]guilhermefdias1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
whales are majestic amazing evolutionary creatures. They came out of the sea, evolve, and got back there to shine. How dare you offended them with this beast?
[–]ducaati8 points9 points10 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Don’t forget the fumunda cheese.
[–]magnetic-death-cunt5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Looks more like a Burger King "lady" to me.
[–]nosoupforyou4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Well, traditionally there are men chefs than women.
[–]IDDQD4Life2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Modern women; doing literally anything for your BF/husband is oppression, even something as fucking basic as making a goddamn sandwich. But they fail to acknowledge when a man asks for a sandwich, which is usually when he's busting his ass doing some other "mAn'S wOrK" type of chore. Mowing the lawn, fixing the car, cutting/splitting firewood, moving the furniture(again), putting together furniture/closet organizers that she just bought(again), shoveling snow, fixing the lawnmower, fixing the toilet, fixing the washing machine... The list goes on and on with things it's considered perfectly fine for a woman to demand of her husband. But if he gets hungry in the middle of all this work, gods forbid he ask for a sandwich...
Truly, they are the world's most useless creatures.
GYOW, gents. Non Serviam.
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
What value does she have? Like, if I were a man around her then why would I get out of it? I bet that she's unpleasant and hostile, probably has no useful skills, is ugly, and the world would probably be a slightly better place if she didn't exist.
[–]Wodan12 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
My Well Crafted Menu for this Woman, as follows:
First Course:
L'eau avec de l'air
Main Course:
Vapeur d'eau rôtie avec de l'eau
Dessert:
Air parfumé au chocolat
To Finish:
Un comprimé de perte de poids
[–]HM_mtl2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
No way a man asked her to make him a sandwich. No way.
[–]nitsua_rela_2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I would but i dont wanna starve half the fuckin world
[–]Thewinedup1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That chick is one giant, literally, screaming red flag.
[–]ChubaTaco1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She's never made a sandwich for any ma because she's never had one
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I saw this like 3 years ago
[–]MenGoingTOWin[S] 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Probably. It's not mine, but it is pretty funny!
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
YeS lol
[–]timleykis1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I often wondered what jabbas mom looked like
[–]sausage4mash1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
made me laugh, thanks brothers
[–]Mikeytikey1231 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Thought this was trying to point out that is men needed to make a sandwich, they'd team and make the best sandwich ever made ^^
[–]NegativeCollision1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
How bout I make her a salad?
[–]MenGoingTOWin[S] 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I would not suggest making her anything. She's a big, strong, independent woman who don't need no man. Respect her decision. ;)
[–]thenotoriousdougie0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Just make sure all the ingredients are compatible with baleen.
[–]Ice-Berg-Hermit0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You don’t need anymore sandwiches
[–]BlackFire680 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Honey, you don't need a sandwich... so, no.
[–]Bri-700 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Not doing anything for that hog. Certainly not providing any food, she's had enough.
[–]FaustoLG0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
OINK, OINK, OINK!
[–]Masakari57000 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Sorry but even if i wanted to you clearly already ate all the ingredients in known existence to make a sandwich so....🤷
[–]Shaikan_0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
That doesn't make any sense. It's like saying to a women, you make me money and I go shopping with my friends.
It's a joke dot com.
She is trying to be all super-chick, that she don't need no man, no, men are her slaves! And then, reality check as the punch-line.
[–]Connorconzo1-1 points0 points1 point 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
No make a sandwich! You me
[–]Blackkillerjoe-2 points-1 points0 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I’ll give her a sandwich alright, a knuckle sandwich
[+]enjoy_your_puke_soup-7 points-6 points-5 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
I see no problem in cooking for your SO. This makes you feel complete in some sense. But not all the time. One of the reasons I am not willing to be in a relationship. No need to burden the man with it if he does it well. Women should be content with mens bursts of cooking enthusiasm.
[–]roflcopt0rz_returns3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The cooking should be grouped up with the rest of the house chores, and all the house chores should be split based on how much money both parties bring to the table to pay the bills
Generally the man pays the large majority of the bills, so the woman should actually pick up the majority of the chores. The man overall would still contribute more to the household (since paying the bills and earning the money is more important than just cooking some pork chops and running the washing machine), but it would at least be something the woman could do.
In reality, women are so fucking entitled they want the man to also do the chores, in addition to pay all the bills, too and they better dare not ask for any help from the queen.
[–]MenGoingTOWin[S] 2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
your SO.
https://i.imgur.com/lhuZDx3.jpg
[–]enjoy_your_puke_soup1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Haha, this is funny. Though, I guess not everybody here is currently a relationship-free person. Someone might weigh up pros and cons of the dark side)) But I believe everyone on the sub used to have a SO until it turned ugly. This was addressed to those who are still in a relationship, not much, but an honest part.
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