So when will Tinder release their “Snapchat filter face tune Instagram fake-up” verification tool? Because only men lie on online dating, right?

The_Stumper · 2019-03-30T00:21:41+00:00

The female equivalent would be weight verification.

Imagine the shit show if they tried to enforce that.

anongogogo · 2019-03-30T00:20:15+00:00

Talks about being real but continues to put on fakeup. Just cuntstandards.

darkmanilluminate · 2019-03-30T00:24:39+00:00

This is such condescending crap. Wow. I can’t believe that ANY biz can treat 50% of their customer base like this & actually remain relevant. So glad I ditched this shit.

Perrero · 2019-03-30T00:55:58+00:00

Holy shit, I thought this was satire from a joke account then went to Google and lmao there it is.

Forget the red pill, we are being blackpilled by force. Simps surpass my most misogynistic expectations.

DangZagnut · 2019-03-30T00:26:40+00:00

However you can take 58 selfies with a anamorphic lens to make you look 140 lbs. thinner. No problem there.

theanswerisinthedata · 2019-03-30T02:25:11+00:00

Wasn't there some app posted recently that lets you create a comment section on anything on the web? That is how you solve the problem. Start a trend that has guys leave notes about the date. "Boring as fuck" "Didn't put down her phone" "way fatter than you could event guess" "fucked on the first date" "takes it up the ass"

It would be magnificent!

MGTOWManofMystery · 2019-03-30T05:04:53+00:00

This has to be Tinder's April Fools Day joke!!!! :)

But telling of course that they can shit on men this way. They'd never joke about a weight verification system.

coolman20012 · 2019-03-30T01:13:45+00:00

google indicates this is some sort of april's foosls joke... wouldn't be surprised if it wasn't though...

Happybobnvagene · 2019-03-30T00:22:43+00:00

Dating apps use algorithms to divide people. They serve MGTOW in a way but they’ve divided human beings and made sure people on the apps are nothing else but commodities.

It’s a mind fuck!

Delete dating apps.

dayone_27 · 2019-03-30T05:54:16+00:00

This will only move the sex distribution further towards inequality and Chad monopolization of pussy

Shnook82 · 2019-03-30T05:10:10+00:00

"Honesty is what separates humans from sinister monsters"

Meanwhile, an ad I saw on TV last night... honesty is the best policy, indeed.

MrBilboringBaggins · 2019-03-30T02:52:24+00:00

Public parks should have weight-graded benches. She should make a video of herself with graded bench suitable to her claims of her weight. If she doesn't fall, claim verified.

andreas-mgtow · 2019-03-30T05:33:31+00:00

April Fools', come on guys!

BobDukakis · 2019-03-30T07:21:56+00:00

https://blog.gotinder.com/introducing-height-verification/

april fools joke i'm assuming

but it's only a matter of time anyway

2019-03-30T01:04:20+00:00

These apps are getting too hilarious the world is a parody of itself.

White_Mlungu_Capital · 2019-03-30T06:47:55+00:00

Waiting for female weight verification

Female make up and angle filter verificaiton that removes all her make up. Lets see what is really under there.

AeternusDoleo · 2019-03-30T09:46:22+00:00

"It's come to our attention that you curvy ladies are actually well in excess of 300 pounds and are using odd camera angles to hide this fact. This type of dishonesty just doesn't hurt your matches by crushing more then their hopes alone - it hurts us too."

SpinPlates · 2019-03-30T10:35:45+00:00

This is definitely April fools and I'm sure there will be many of buzzfeed threads with screen shots of men on various forums having "breakdowns" over their impending height verification.

When in reality we all know its fake and are only pointing out the double standard.

Sahsahae · 2019-03-30T07:08:52+00:00

Holy shit hahahahaha Christ dating is fucked

colcrnch · 2019-03-30T08:11:07+00:00

April fools

74374471 · 2019-03-30T08:28:12+00:00

I wonder why they didn't make their lame April fools joke about overweight women catfishing unsuspecting men.

TheOriginalIRuleMe · 2019-03-30T09:21:35+00:00

"Blah blah entitlement blah"

Who cares what they want.

Beeinkc9 · 2019-03-30T10:38:41+00:00

When a five naught woman gets with a six foot man, they have sons that are 5'6". The sweet irony.

AverageLedditor · 2019-03-30T08:32:29+00:00

why exactly is everyone in america so obsessed with height? i dont think ive heard it here once unless it was some retarded bitch

FrancoGamerxz · 2019-03-30T14:00:53+00:00

Lol this is why you GYOW. Don't need to deal with any of this stuff.

Norlamin · 2019-03-30T16:39:03+00:00

Honesty is only good if you’re a man, if you’re anything else it’s thrown out the window. What a joke.

tim_at · 2019-03-30T16:50:10+00:00

It‘s fake because it‘s an early April fools joke. I am still wondering how much of an outrage it would be if someone would do the same joke but with weight requirements for girls. And that‘s coming from someone who really enjoys bigger girls. But still this double-standard is pretty wack.

Odapow · 2019-03-30T17:35:30+00:00

Probably an April fool's joke.

nofixie · 2019-03-30T22:44:17+00:00

As a single man who or verifiably 6' tall, I will not boycott tinder until they make women verify their weight. MGTOW!!!

AviationFlyer · 2019-03-30T15:23:40+00:00

This doesn't matter. I'm 6'4" and a good looking guy, but not top 80% probably more like top 60%. I still match with just 4s-5s.

mnight75 · 2019-03-30T23:36:51+00:00

I will verify my height when they verify the weight and age of women, otherwise f%ck off!

no_gal_friend · 2019-03-31T03:45:05+00:00

I want virginity verification.

Marque01 · 2019-03-31T23:59:15+00:00

Age and weight verification next?

bangbangpow1999 · 2019-03-30T05:56:11+00:00

guys stop being pussies, it's a joke

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