sometimes the jokes write themselves

urban3879 · 2018-04-01T19:40:42+00:00

How pathetic . You're absolutely correct . They do write themselves at times

FreeManIsFrank · 2018-04-01T21:37:29+00:00

So #poundmetoo movement went from calling out sexual harassment, to paranoia about perceived threats.

JStheHammer · 2018-04-01T21:59:02+00:00

I was robbed at knife point.

2018-04-01T22:00:19+00:00

cunt's entire existence is the hope and dream that they become a victim. If they are not victims the have nothing to talk about or bitch about.

eightgaydiamonds · 2018-04-01T21:04:28+00:00

As a 6'4" dude who has a fast pace, I get the occasional chuckle of scaring a woman to death when I walk at night.

thisissocietysfault · 2018-04-01T19:45:06+00:00

hahahahahahahahah

And these useless cowards think they deserve to be President of the United States.

KingAmeen · 2018-04-01T22:07:21+00:00

Doesn't really matter if you're a man or a woman. I live in D.C., you constantly need to be on guard regardless of who you are or how big you are. If you want to put in 2 headphones and drift off into wonderland while you walk down the street at night, you kinda deserve to get robbed lmao

the-capitan · 2018-04-01T23:35:17+00:00

it's called neuroticism in clinical psychology. it's the trait of being overreactive to negative outcomes, irrationally risk averse. and women are both much higher in neuroticism and risk aversion than men. dan gilbert describes this exactly. humans, especially people with higher neuroticism, mistake gruesomeness and lack of control in outcome for probability of outcome.

we should not cater to people's neurotic feelings that are disconnected from reality, over that actual reality.

Nexion_213 · 2018-04-02T01:19:13+00:00

Try being a man, walking to work in broad daylight when two goons come up and sucker punch you and try to take your money. And then no one gives a fuck...#metoo

somuchluv2give · 2018-04-01T20:05:08+00:00

I don't see the joke. Being aware of your tactical situation and prepared to defend yourself just seems like common sense to me.

Global_MGTOW · 2018-04-01T22:01:50+00:00

What are car keys supposed to do? If someone decides to attack you, you're not going to gouge their eyes with them, just piss them off more than anything.

Shnook82 · 2018-04-02T01:13:58+00:00

Watch a young girl walk home at night with her keys in between her fingers and fear in her eyes and tell me that this isn't a problem

Did she get home safely? She did? She does every night? Then it isn't a problem. Well, it's not a tangible problem.

Sumo94 · 2018-04-02T00:10:23+00:00

Used to deliver pizza. One of my coworkers got robbed. He still delivers. No fucks given lol

the_unseen_one · 2018-04-02T04:09:21+00:00

Women's feelings unironically matter more than men's lives to these people. A woman feeling scared walking home matter more than men being in far more danger walking home.

HanMcFly · 2018-04-02T05:20:09+00:00

Amazing. Their mothers (maybe grandmothers) faught to be free of chaperones and be treated the same as men. They knew it added risk, but they understood that true liberty to fail or succeed (just like the men) was the only way to become equals. They proudly shouted, "We want independence! We can handle it! Don't worry about us! We want to feel the pride of accomplishment by doing it on our own!" One generation later... "Men need to be controlled! Society needs to change for me! I need safe spaces! Businesses should be required to hire women no matter what because meritocracy is sexist!"

greenleefs · 2018-04-01T22:43:40+00:00

There's medication for that.

goodbeertimes · 2018-04-02T00:02:40+00:00

So she is full of fear and need protection? Is that what she is actually in need of and doesn't have and as a result the fear?

So why don't you have a man beside you to make you feel safe and give protection?

Oh right, you don't need a man.

CommanderHeMan · 2018-04-02T02:53:10+00:00

To be fair, sometimes I put my keys between my fingers when I’m out walking at night. You can never be certain about getting jumped.

ManIsWalking · 2018-04-02T00:06:43+00:00

Nobody wants to rape you, you're all fat and disgusting! You're more likely to be raped by someone you know that by a random guy on the street. Stop projecting your meat flaps onto my sexuality. There's really no reason to rape because you hoes give it up so easily.

Men don't fuck barn animals, you disgusting sheep!

manimony · 2018-04-02T02:59:00+00:00

Personal responsibility is an alien concept to women these days.

If you don't wanna be raped/mugged, stay away from shady/poorly lit/unfamiliar areas. It's that simple. Even men do that. But no, women would like to be free from personal responsibility and do whatever they please without repercussions. Fucking overgrown children.

robowriter · 2018-04-02T03:05:59+00:00

Kick the big dog and it bites back when your entitled delusional power trip meets the real world.

realChebz · 2018-04-02T03:57:41+00:00

ban shadows

Yehoshua_Benaiah · 2018-04-02T06:15:19+00:00

Fucking bunch of hysterical losers. You're not that important ladies! Men wouldn't even think of raping girls as ugly as you.

nonehere222 · 2018-04-02T12:01:46+00:00

Being a woman must be a horrible existence.

falselyaccusedguy234 · 2018-04-01T20:08:13+00:00

What do you expect when they are told from a young age that all men are out to rape them?

If women can't figure this shit out for themselves, then it's back to second class citizenship and being wards of their male relatives. Society will never be able to bend enough to cater to this narcissism and self-victimization.

mount_of_jack_squat · 2018-04-01T22:34:44+00:00

"sometimes thé jokes write themselves" fucking had me laughing hahahaha

fancy_butt · 2018-04-01T23:33:04+00:00

That doesn't sound like a problem. It sounds like a solution lol

MyFavoriteDude · 2018-04-02T02:01:16+00:00

That is humanity for you and actually every other species on the planet. There will always be predators so I suppose there will always be "a problem", but it's not nearly as bad in most areas as some make it out to be.

eightgaydiamonds · 2018-04-02T02:46:49+00:00

Why do they think keys are a weapon

Teflon0819 · 2018-04-02T05:12:13+00:00

These women claim they're equals to men, yet they jump at their own shadows and make it their life's work to demand that men make the world safer for them.

ChadThundercock7 · 2018-04-02T08:39:01+00:00

why a young girl would be walking alone at nigth? why nobody has escorted her or at least offered a cap?

tell me that this isn't a problem.

CeleritySteam · 2018-04-02T10:54:17+00:00

Have you ever seen a rabbit or a small breed of dog? Timid little neurotic thing isn't it? Especially if it's a poorly trained dog.

This is women. They're weak and scared of everything and unstable as fuck and then they make a bunch of new things they're afraid of. Go your own way... grab a chair and snacks and watch the lulz.

WolfgangBreitweit · 2018-04-02T13:50:26+00:00

The fears of others are not my problem.

SCROTAL-SACK · 2018-04-02T14:12:57+00:00

Whats her point? Lots of people are concerned for their safety walking around a night. Many carry protection or conceal carry for this same reason. Gender is irrelevant. I've been mugged, and attacked by groups of drugged up people walking home at night.. Unfortunately in my country Im not even allowed to adequately defend myself or carry anything.. even if I used my keys against an armed attacker, Id be facing criminal charges on top..... Oh wait.. I'm male so none of this matters.. /s

watain218 · 2018-04-03T07:41:42+00:00

Imagine the outrage if some guy said he was afraid of walking in a black neighborhood.

But shit like this is apparently totally ok.

GranUnic0rn · 2018-04-03T08:48:31+00:00

Psychosis is Not a laughing matter

mansplainingexpert · 2018-04-02T09:00:39+00:00

Was this "always" a problem? Like 30 years ago? Is this a problem in countries like Japan? Is this a problem in rural communities?

My aunt lives in a small village and she does not even lock the door to her house, it's always open. Meanwhile you'll have to take your bike's seat off in the city because leaving it out with the seat on would result in a sore ass on your way home....

What happened? What changed? Gee.... i can't think of anything. Funnily enough, a majority of women voted for "it".

Title	sometimes the jokes write themselves
Author	doctormaye2
Upvotes	213
Comments	84
Date	April 1, 2018 7:38 PM UTC (8 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
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