The Captain!

Mecha_Hobbit · 2019-03-07T16:50:44+00:00

Finally, some emotion!!!👏👏👏

Now, that pancake ass.

KarbonKrankin · 2019-03-07T22:34:24+00:00

First there was the, "Let me speak to your manager."

Feminism now proudly presents, "Let me speak to your government."

DangZagnut · 2019-03-07T16:38:36+00:00

I might go see that movie.

zubbs99 · 2019-03-07T18:05:16+00:00

Taking down the patriarchy with muh superpowerz!

Sandra_Dorsett · 2019-03-08T00:51:57+00:00

Had a ticket. Heard about the shit she said. Refunded my ticket and listed that as the reason why. I don't care who you are it should be offensive for someone to say, "There are too many _____ men..." I happen to be white so it's more offensive to me but imagine?

"I noticed there are too many black women reviewing my movies" You get slaughtered for that statement. White men? Eh fuck em. Bullshit.

nosoupforyou · 2019-03-07T19:41:39+00:00

think the woman knows she's a meme?

knightlance13 · 2019-03-07T20:33:32+00:00

MARCH 8TH is Alita Battle Angel day #alitachallenge.

DreadPirateRosco · 2019-03-07T19:18:28+00:00

I laughed way too hard at this.

CrackingYs · 2019-03-07T20:19:55+00:00

Mary Sue's superpowers are REEEEEing like a banshee and using illogical arguments to annoy 40 year old white guys.

TaintedPills · 2019-03-07T20:27:40+00:00

More like Captain Troglodyte

Herpnderp145 · 2019-03-08T00:56:57+00:00

Captain Flatass.

hakoonamatata9 · 2019-03-08T02:18:36+00:00

If her ass was as big as her forehead, I might still consider watching the movie. 🙄

801735 · 2019-03-07T16:43:20+00:00

LOL, true.

SirScotalot88 · 2019-03-08T01:02:08+00:00

Ghostbusters 2016 all over again. Hollywood will never learn

fatboy-slim · 2019-03-07T22:54:15+00:00

Brilliant! 😁

General-Rommel · 2019-03-07T21:17:18+00:00

My local theater literally has ONLY this movie playing this weekend. All screens, all weekend.

AXCMC3 · 2019-03-07T22:20:11+00:00

Dat captain will sign a petition to ban penises and forces everyone to dye their hairs pink or cyan.

Raygar21 · 2019-03-08T00:51:50+00:00

Someone whose purpose on earth is to generate memes

Watchingculturefade · 2019-03-07T23:24:08+00:00

Not sure if I am going to see it, but so far it is actually getting pretty average to poor reviews.

If you ignore the trolls on the right calling it 1/10 and the trolls on the left calling it a 10/10, it looks like the movie is about a 6.5/10

Definitely seems to be one of the less popular marvel movies from what we are hearing now but we will see.

I absolutely love Marvel but have dealt with sexism against men A LOT in the last couple years personally. Been pointing it out to my GF and now she hates feminism more than I do.

"Just because you are a white, attractive, wealthy guy who has his shit together, people automatically prejudge you with some type of scorn. Its pathetic!"

My gf's exact words about 3 months into dating me ....

Because of this, I simply cannot support anything of the Feminist agenda, I see it as a bigoted and sexist movement that is the major reason for the issues between men and women.

robowriter · 2019-03-08T08:49:13+00:00

You know things are far gone when the fanboys, the 40 year olds that collect plastic toys and dress up in Star Fleet uniforms, get pissed off at attacks on the male patriarchy. Hey, welcome to the fray.

Don't the media/hollyweird owners know they're attacking an actual religion, which they helped to create, that replaced the original one with the theater as a place of worship and celebs as saints. The comic book industry has collasped because of the rewriting of their pen and ink scripture with whamen nonsense.

Unbelievable. How to ruined a billion-dollar franchise. How to spit and sneer at the financial support of your fan legion. Next up to is try to make movie criticism a crime; how dare you criticize the movie elite, it must get censored like youtube.

Orangecup05 · 2019-03-08T01:31:53+00:00

😂😂😂

Rimefang · 2019-03-08T12:44:56+00:00

She refused to do a bikini scene. Meanwhile, the triad of Chris (Pratt, Evans, Hemsworth) do mandatory shirtless scenes while rockin single digit % body fat.

fartonista · 2019-03-07T23:56:52+00:00

Epic.

Griever114 · 2019-03-08T12:19:00+00:00

Really hope this fucking movie bombs. The fucking nerve she has to alienate the Marvel fanbase with her feminism thot bullshit.

roy28282 · 2019-03-08T13:14:24+00:00

Reviews I saw that focused on the lore perspective noticed it retcons the comics to fit their narrative. Whoever made this movie doesn't care about making good movies or the future success of the MCU.

I'm obviously not wasting my time and money on this movie and as much I wanted to see Endgame I'll wait for spoilers to know it wasn't destroy by political agendas.

Title	The Captain!
Author	spy9911
Upvotes	881
Comments	65
Date	March 7, 2019 4:35 PM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
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