There are monkey branchers

BrownMayonnaise · 2018-07-06T22:11:32+00:00

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TofuandBiscuits · 2018-07-06T22:15:52+00:00

And the young sailor sailed off into the distance, the wind in his sails, the rising sun beyond.

Freed of the burden of romance, he let his ambitions soar.

And Lucy will always smell like a fish market. On a boat or off it.

~The End

ViceVersa9 · 2018-07-06T22:22:30+00:00

she just wanted a free boat ride

xxcups · 2018-07-07T00:00:11+00:00

Captain Cuck all aboard the USS Beta

LeafFan1990 · 2018-07-06T23:37:33+00:00

I used to find stuff like this really sad. Not anymore. You'll never live up to her expectations anyways, you'll just be exhausted all the time trying to keep up. GYOW and live up to your own expectations (which is hard enough as it is)

gaylortang · 2018-07-07T00:36:15+00:00

The guy at the end is only dropping her off to the next guy, unbeknownst to him. That's how these girls roll. We're assets in a diversified portfolio, each one offering something of value depending on what mood she's in.

michaelmindset · 2018-07-07T02:36:35+00:00

Don’t ever let a woman’s love be your destination.

monk-74 · 2018-07-07T01:02:55+00:00

She probably drilled a hole in that boat first. Can't have him enjoying himself after SHE'S gone.

iamlikethewindbaby · 2018-07-07T02:58:51+00:00

Women are disgusting.

usernametakenbs · 2018-07-07T01:16:32+00:00

I wonder the reaction if the genders were reversed.

ThrowawayGhostGuy1 · 2018-07-07T01:07:50+00:00

Lol, of course boat guy has a smaller chin.

zetsthamys · 2018-07-07T08:44:57+00:00

Some girls never see the coast. Some guys never see the cost.

DanTheMGTOW · 2018-07-07T00:46:27+00:00

Hypergamy strikes again! Book your trip on Hypergamy Cruiseline today!

SerialMansplainer · 2018-07-07T02:27:48+00:00

My boi can now go fishing in peace.

GamingYourMom · 2018-07-07T08:58:06+00:00

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ConnorGracie · 2018-07-07T09:56:40+00:00

Top is wife bottom is mistress. But seriously this is the sort of thinking keeps women from ever pursuing anything serious.

kaczan3 · 2018-07-07T10:02:12+00:00

Looks like a cunt drew this and she's rationalizing.

Scantraxx12 · 2018-07-07T11:13:25+00:00

Looking at the bigger picture, this can go for friends as well. Lots of people can back stab you. Just have to keep your guard up.

PeruvianRug · 2018-07-07T01:07:16+00:00

Not shown in this picture is the guy to the right on a bigger boat.

There are people

who feel like the destination

but are just the next stage in the journey

to the real destination

Then she comes across a guy with an even bigger boat

There are people

who confuse us

to where the true destination lies

until our hearts lead us there

jaycee9 · 2018-07-07T01:59:48+00:00

Nice, roomy boat.

BananaWilly · 2018-07-07T02:50:14+00:00

A banging vacation and then back to her husband. Surprise.

TheDevilsAdvokaat · 2018-07-07T07:19:50+00:00

There are people who get used.

Iamverydrunknow · 2018-07-07T07:26:51+00:00

that 2nd mother fucker is also on a boat, bitch!

Ipride362 · 2018-07-07T10:44:38+00:00

I’ve felt this is me my entire life. Every girl I dated gets married after me

deathtocontrollers · 2018-07-07T10:57:23+00:00

People? You mean, mostly women.

GamingYourMom · 2018-07-07T15:29:00+00:00

If this were correct, she would start with the guy with the manicured beard, and end up with guy who has a boat.

Title	There are monkey branchers
Author	Iceklimber
Upvotes	384
Comments	52
Date	July 6, 2018 10:06 PM UTC (8 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments/8wo5yx/there_are_monkey_branchers/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/MGTOW/there-are-monkey-branchers.530186 https://theredarchive.com/post/530186

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