There fixed it....

roxon89 · 2018-12-21T15:02:12+00:00

It’s been a long time but when I tried to solve it, I end up with a zero denominator. Does the integral only apply to the function on the top?

youwontagreewiththis · 2018-12-21T15:03:52+00:00

About three fiddy

_white_r0se_ · 2018-12-21T14:59:46+00:00

Dumb bimbo on her phone: "Ok Google calculator!!!! I want money nawh!!! 😪😥🤑so sad!!! I want clothess now!!!😞😟gonna take selfie when I cry"

ApertureBear · 2018-12-21T16:06:17+00:00

I tried to solve this and then realized I've forgotten how to integrate, so I plugged it into wolfram alpha and it's just infinity at 1 and 0 at 0 so.... the pin is infinity?

Sly21C · 2018-12-21T15:55:44+00:00

Problem not solved, she'll ask her simp fuck buddy to solve the equation for her. She'll probably eat his load as a reward....

lurkinatworkin · 2018-12-21T15:42:15+00:00

Good thing she probably doesn't know about Wolfram Alpha

IHadStringsNowImFree · 2018-12-21T22:34:21+00:00

Here's the solution :

-101*sqrt(2)/8 + 135*acosh(3)/16

Here's how you can find it using sympy (symbolic calculus library in python) :

Python 3.5.2 |Anaconda 2.4.1 (64-bit) IPython 4.0.1 -- An enhanced Interactive Python. In [1]: import sympy ...: import scipy ...: print('sympy: '+sympy.__version__) ...: print('scipy: '+scipy.__version__) ...: ...: from sympy import sqrt, simplify, integrate, Rational ...: from sympy.abc import x, y ...: ...: expr_x = (3*x**3-x**2+2*x-4)/sqrt(x**2-3*x+2) ...: expr_y = simplify( expr_x.subs(x,y+Rational(3,2)) )# variable subsitution ...: ...: integral_y = simplify( integrate(expr_y) ) ...: integral_x = simplify( integral_y.subs(y,x-Rational(3,2)) ) ...: solution = simplify( 0 - integral_x.subs(x,0) ) ...: ...: # solution should be = integral_x.subs(x,1) - integral_x.subs(x,0) ...: # but integral_x is undefined at x=1 with real definitions, complex definitions show a discontinuity at x=1 ...: # function expression converges to 0 however, so real definition can be extended to 0 by continuity ...: ...: print('solution is: {}'.format(solution)) ...: print('floating point value is : {}'.format(solution.evalf())) ...: ...: # Numerical verification ...: ...: import scipy.integrate ...: value = scipy.integrate.quad(lambda x:(3*x**3-x**2+2*x-4)/(x**2-3*x+2)**(1/2), 0, 1) ...: print('numerical approximation is : {}'.format(solution.evalf())) sympy: 0.7.6.1 scipy: 0.16.0 solution is: -101*sqrt(2)/8 + 135*acosh(3)/16 floating point value is : -2.98126694400554 numerical approximation is : -2.98126694400554

Stahlboden · 2018-12-21T19:26:59+00:00

"hey Billy, can you help me solving some stupid equation? Thanks a million, you are my best friend, your future girlfriend is sooooo lucky <3<3<3"

BiteMeMods · 2018-12-21T18:11:17+00:00

She can take the card and shop online and she wouldn't need the pin. Jokes on that guy.

Onlymgtow88 · 2018-12-21T17:46:01+00:00

What is this impossible alien language that women cannot understand

STea14 · 2018-12-21T15:00:15+00:00

hurts my brain

Fantoche_Dreemurr · 2018-12-21T17:32:40+00:00

I don't think the answer translates to a PIN code

Gobc · 2018-12-21T17:48:28+00:00

I don't know if it's written this way, but it looks like the integral is on the numerator only. This means denominator cannot be solved. LOL

Spungo1 · 2018-12-21T18:45:42+00:00

I imagine the answer is something stupid like 0000

teec13 · 2018-12-21T19:13:51+00:00

Plot twist: the card has been disabled and report as lost

DisappointingSnugg · 2018-12-21T16:54:17+00:00

This one I do enjoy

NPC74656 · 2018-12-21T17:44:47+00:00

Epic fail by the dude, with the Visa logo you can also use it as a credit card and if the checker does bother to look at her ID she can just use some bs line like "Oh I grabbed my husbands card by mistake tehe lol"

aguszymite · 2018-12-21T18:40:11+00:00

It's a visa debit card though, she wouldn't need a pin to spend his money

HeyDontDoxMe · 2018-12-21T18:47:17+00:00

Wolfram Alpha that shit up hoe!

coldfusion718 · 2018-12-21T18:36:22+00:00

The debit card still be used as a credit card.

Gordon-G · 2018-12-21T22:18:29+00:00

Well that did it

SuperSaiyanBroly737 · 2018-12-22T02:50:35+00:00

When blue pill in college, I used to mentally solve integrals while banging babes so that I would last longer. These days I'd rather get done as quickly as possibly.

TGWWHOW · 2018-12-22T03:13:47+00:00

plot-twist: there is no money on the card :⁾

T-R-U-M-P-T-O-W-E-R · 2018-12-22T04:16:17+00:00

Use U substitution to solve.

spaceboundmonkeys · 2018-12-22T21:37:03+00:00

There was a time where I could just start solving this. LoL I should be ashamed

dtvtb · 2018-12-23T10:38:20+00:00

My wife has a "math degree" and couldn't solve it. Fuck did I pay her to go to college for?

salvaje_mgtow · 2018-12-21T18:05:10+00:00

I like how all mgtows here are capable of solving this lol drop this in a feminist thread and watch then burn 😂

Title	There fixed it....
Author	ChiefWarBear
Upvotes	253
Comments	58
Date	December 21, 2018 2:56 PM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
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