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[–]m8Nhm93WMGwC 138 points139 points140 points 5 years ago (14 children) | Copy Link
Even better- don't lift the seat up and just pee all over it.
[–]Zathail 59 points60 points61 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Dominance; Asserted
[–]prelude12342000 20 points21 points22 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Got to mark the territory.
[–]MGTOWayoflife 40 points41 points42 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Take the seat off the hinges. The strong independent women will easily reattach it.
[–]Sneaky_escobar_dlc 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Take the toilet seat away. The strong and independent women can just rebuild one right? ok this went too far its a joke
[–]rubix_fucked 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Strong independent women can "hover" over the pot.
[–]hayashi_kenta 8 points9 points10 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Based
[–]Kaseiopeia 9 points10 points11 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
My 7 year old is extremely based. And it drives my wife nuts.
[–]laptopdragon 8 points9 points10 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
beware of this. just be aware to notice signs of spite, neglect, or other behaviors that she may try to inflict upon him.
[–]CDNCRLS 5 points6 points7 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Awarded 🏅
[–]teelolws 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
!RedditBronze
[–]asshat_74 5 points6 points7 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
We need this sub unquarantined so I can give my free awards to this
[–]mayoayox 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I do that. or I did, til my grandma got on my ass for it a couple Christmases ago.
[–]pat-eymsham 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Even better still, self identify as a woman, go into the woman's toilets, and stretch cling film (sarin wrap in the USA I think) over the pan ...... what a jolly jape.
[–]rebuildingMyself 94 points95 points96 points 5 years ago* (5 children) | Copy Link
The toilet seat double standard was honestly one of my first redpills about how some genders are more equal than others. None of them are earth shattering or "oppressing" but it was the first crack in the "everyone is equal" wall I was forced to stare at constantly as a child. Here's a few others I noticed as a kid
As a kid, I would innocently bring this up to my mom and get nothing but angry noises back. My first exposure to feminism.
[–]bieberblows 23 points24 points25 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Did you notice something else? Guys were told to treat girls with respect, hold open doors, pay for dates, etc. The same women telling us that never had a guy do that gor them .They just got pumped and dumped while they were crazy in love with the guy.
Women have not only broken my heart but shattered it. I don't care about women anymore. I have been called gay (Im not)by simps cause I didn't give my attention to some stranger chick in yoga pants. Women don't mean anything to me at all anymore.
[–]DankoJones84 6 points7 points8 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
angry noises
[–]rebuildingMyself 3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Not far off lol
[–]jhooperp 4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
As a little boy I mentioned how all this was unfair because when you’re young you tell the truth. I constantly got told that questioning this is sexist. Then as boys grow up they don’t mention it.
That’s how feminists trained the next generation from the 60s
[–][deleted] 27 points28 points29 points 5 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Women are always leaving the toilet seat down
[–]Working-Motor-2248 15 points16 points17 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Makes no sense. I don’t complain when I have to lift it after they put it down.
[–]NycBx123 3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Exactly. Well said.
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[–]tilio 31 points32 points33 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
years ago, someone actually did the math for this with real world data and it is the fairest.
if the guy always puts it down, then the guy is 100% catering to women and some men (#2).
if everyone puts it up, then everyone is catering to only guys doing #1.
if you leave it how you used it, and change it only when it needs to be changed, you change it the least. the problem with this is that it requires women to actually do something, and modern women can't be having that.
[–]rebuildingMyself 17 points18 points19 points 5 years ago* (3 children) | Copy Link
I literally proposed that to my mom as a young kid trying to logically reconcile "equality" with the toilet seat bullshit. She actually said no because touching the seat was gross and went on and on about germs. Nice to know that "gross" and "germs" are for men (ie the plebs) only.
[–]FanofLemmy 5 points6 points7 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
So use your fucking foot lady. Lol
[–]rebuildingMyself 9 points10 points11 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yeah gravity is on HER side dammit
[–]notminameanyway 4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Was she not bothered by all those germs near her lady parts when she sat down?
[–]TeddyMGTOW 13 points14 points15 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I like it!
[–]Thinkingman21 11 points12 points13 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I seen one that said at anytime fitness;
"Men watch your aim.
Ladies; please remain seated for the entire performance."
I knew only a female would have the head problem and social approval to be able to insult women in the bathroom. Turns out the shift worker at gym was a lady.
[–]attackoftheboops 10 points11 points12 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Back in the day when I had a gf in university, I would be over her place many times and I got called out for this. Fair enough, it was a house full of girls and I lived in my place full of guys. I started putting both lids down instead of just the seat. I knew they didn't like it but they didn't complain after that, or she knew better and didn't bring up these complaints again to me at least!
[–]willpower0687 8 points9 points10 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I “solved” this problem. After getting sick and tired of constantly being bitched out about leaving it up because “they fell in” when sitting down because they were in a hurry and did look, or getting bitched at for sprinkles I left down and not wiped after, or even getting bitched at because even though I did wipe the seat it was “still damp” so my solution was ok new policy, both seat and lid has to go down after EVERY use by ANY gender. They hate it, but usually do it because they know they have lost. Plus now gives me something to bitch at them about, to show how stupid they were bing, if they leave the lid up after peeing.
[–]BrajiYathu 3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Poop particles don’t get in the air that way haha
[–]willpower0687 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Exactly
[–]ashleyriot31 4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
In my workplace, we have our own restrooms, but all the guys always put the toilet seat down. There was never a time where it is up.
[–]Rottinghere 6 points7 points8 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Now there'll probably be a mandatory diversity and inclusion workshop scheduled in the near future in order to deal with the emotional violence and trauma that this misogynistic attack has caused.
[–]SavvyVolley6 4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Women are so unscrupulously entitled but like Bill Burr says, most of the time no one corrects them because they just wanna fuck (paraphrased obviously).
[–]gevalher 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ten points minus for using such a small font!
[–]throwthe88-2 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Use strong glue and lock the seat up.
[–]redditradishman 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I always love the response of putting both lids down to be extra spicy.
Also will the ladies be putting the seat UP for us? Nope.
[–]lawshunts 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If I gotta look down and lift it before I go, damn sure she can look down and put it down before she goes. It’s not that hard
[–]NeedsAnurse 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
should ask the women to lift the seat after use
[–]iMacourey 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
To be fair, putting the toilet seat down can SAVE LIVES...
Clyde's Mom Dies 😢🤧
[–]bfte2 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Strong Independent Man needs no wymyn to tell him what to do.
[–]rayedward363 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
They had me in the first half, not gonna lie.
[–]throwawaygoodvibess -1 points0 points1 point 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Love this
r/pussypassdenied
(Kinda belongs there haha)
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