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[–]splinteredRecon217 points218 points219 points 7 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Well.
We'd hear the end of it when they died.
[–]_Last_Man_Standing_69 points70 points71 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
that's a very optimistic spin to it... take my upvote sir...
[–]NohoTwoPointOh42 points43 points44 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Glass half-full kinda guy right there.
[–]CookieMonsta943 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Was about to say this lmao
[–]tw-1234a0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That ringing in my ears was caused by my wife's nagging? If only I knew sooner...
[–]Andy2SS102 points103 points104 points 7 years ago (11 children) | Copy Link
Gender Mortality Gap reports would be commissioned and published by the UN. Infact they'd have their own UN sub-organisation.
[–]the14160 points61 points62 points 7 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Multiple studies have already been done and ALL of them conclude men die earlier because they are married to women . . .
[–]BitcoinBoffin32 points33 points34 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Like any other high risk job with exposure to toxic elements then.
[–]Careful_Description0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
HAHAHAHAHA take my upvote
[–]Warp9HamsterWheel15 points16 points17 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I’ve thought that for a long time. But my mom is a fat, useless, manipulative, Lazy ogre and she fucked up three men’s lives. But I got over my Stockholm syndrome and don’t give a fuck anymore. My dad is dead and my stepdad is a shell of a man who pretends to be happy.
[–]Andy2SS1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
This reads like my story, I almost thought you are my brother...hmm, or are you?
[–]Warp9HamsterWheel0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I have a step brother but his name is not Andy. I’m your MGTOW Brother. It’s better run with a few lions than 1000 sheep. I love you guys! GYOW! Power level over 4000!!!!
[–]blississolitude15 points16 points17 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
"Gender Mortality Gap" would become a common cry of feminists even if men and women died at the same age. Much like how there's no real wage gap, they'd find a way to become the victim even if things were equal. They're only quiet because they're on the favourable side.
Then again, they get to be old for longer. I'm not sure that's the greatest win. I'd still rather be a man who gets to be great for a shorter time than a woman who lives longer yet is never satisfied.
[–]beatles-lover6 points7 points8 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"Gender Mortality Gap" would become a common cry of feminists even if men and women died at the same age. Much like how there's no real wage gap, they'd find a way to become the victim even if things were equal.
Yes, I've actually heard feminists complain that average Medicare spending per year is greater for men than it is for women.
The reason for this is actually pretty simple: The majority of Medicare costs come towards the very end of a person's life -- because that's when people are at their worst health. Since men live fewer years past 65 than women, the denominator is smaller for men. The fact is that Medicare spends a lot more on women who live longer lives. And yet feminists have found a way to twist this to make it appear that men are favored. And people take them seriously.
[–]muslim-shrek10 points11 points12 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Men don't just die earlier, in A LOT of countries their retirement age is higher, so their retirement years get cut off from both ends
you don't see many "gender equality" politicians tackling literally the biggest institutional gender inequality there is though
[–]amazinglyaloneracist3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Why is men's retirement later than women's when men on average die earlier?
[–]muslim-shrek6 points7 points8 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
because women are lazy, entitled, and can vote
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[–][deleted] 28 points29 points30 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Not really. You'd still get shamed and ridiculed.
"Since you're the privileged one who gets to live longer, how about you DON'T make women feel bad and actually serve them? Make your privileged years have some meaning!"
[–]Kenny-Man15 points16 points17 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
If anyone said this to me, I'd have no issues telling them to fuck off.
[–]RealBiggly36 points37 points38 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Very true and I've said this often. In fact as a little kid it pissed me off when I asked my mother why this was so? "Just the way it is".
"So if (sister name) was going to die before me, would that be just the way it is?"
"Don't be silly dear"
What was silly? We're talking about me fucking DYING early and I'm "silly" for giving a shit about, you know, me dying?
[–]AbsoluteSereniti29 points30 points31 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Another thing for women to blame men about.
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Hell? We've already been.
[–]Staggitarius18 points19 points20 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You know when bitches say if men got pregnant there’d be abortion clinics at every gas station?
Well men die earlier than women. Where’s the immortality potion?
[–]amer21515 points16 points17 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If someone cuts off a woman's breast, everyone will give a moment of silence. When someone cuts off a man's penis off everyone laughs but men.
[–]CiceroVoltaire14 points15 points16 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
that will change slowly, as more and more women end up as crazy cat ladies; and more and more men don't GAF about society, women, government, civilization,...
[–]beatles-lover11 points12 points13 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Society's primary objection to shorter male life expectancy is that it makes it more difficult for women to find romantic partners.
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[–]LongjumpingTelephone[S] 3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Certainly is
[–]muslim-shrek5 points6 points7 points 7 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
even trannies death stats get more attention than that of normal men
tfw when even pretending to be a woman grants you privilege
[–]doworksmm4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Amen brother, amen
[–]Warp9HamsterWheel4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Bitches bitch. Constantly. In the beginning they may not, but wait til that trap springs and u are left blaming yourself for not seeing it coming. It’s a crushing blow that some men don’t survive.
[–]NPC_111317233745983 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
666th upvote
[–]strakith3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
They'd pass a law that allows them to qualify for retirement earlier. I have absolutely zero doubt.
[–]beatles-lover3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Actually there are South American countries where women get to retire earlier on the ridiculous theory that it gives them time to be home with their husbands. The way I learned about it was some dude -- I think it was in Argentina -- had himself declared to be a woman so he could take advantage of early retirement.
[–]TomahawkSuppository3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It would be labeled the life expectancy gap.
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Not for too terribly long tho
[–]Vegebanana2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Women live longer and in some countries reach retirement earlier.
[–]Sid_Vichous2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
There was a time when men had a higher life expectancy since all those women dying in childbirth skewed their average lower, but the patriarchy just had to develop modern medicine to oppress women into living longer.
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I read the other day a feminist saying that even though more men die of suicide than women, it might be the case that women try but don’t succeed as much. Or saying that breast cancer receives more research money than prostate cause medicine is sexist. So any data against them is easily overturned by stupid strawman arguments. It’s only a matter of time until they find an “explanation” for living longer.
[–]-cunnilinguini1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I think women attempt suicide more, but more men die as a result of suicide. Makes me think women make more attempts for attention and more men are successful because they’ve had it and actually want to die
[–]LongjumpingTelephone[S] 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That's exactly what I thought, however the success rates are different because men and women choose different methods of suicide, men typically go for the most effective solution, such has a gun or jumping off a building, whereas women go for things such as pills, but I definitely think there are a lot of women out there that fake a suicide attempt to gain attention
[–]I-am-the-lul0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Why do you think feminists love Fat Woman Acceptance, if enough women die prematurely due to obesity related issues, women's life-spans will eventually end up shorter than men's.
[–]blackierobinsun30 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Why do men die earlier than women?
To get away
[–]HumanzDisgustMe0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This is spot on and irrefutable.
[–]Content_Not_History0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This is so right.
[–]Blazelini0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
They live longer while dealing with menopause and full of cock regrets from chad while living with a simp so it might not be such a bad thing
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